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(NCBuy)   Prohibitionist to run for president   (ncbuy.com) divider line 96
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2003-03-13 12:33:15 AM
But all the presidents in the past lifetime or two have supported prohibition. Oh, you meant alcohol. Well that's completely different then.
 
2003-03-13 12:36:51 AM
Wa-cko.
 
2003-03-13 12:38:14 AM
wow, that's the way to waste your time.
 
2003-03-13 12:38:18 AM
Sure....
 
2003-03-13 12:39:20 AM
Which rock did they pull this guy out from under?
 
2003-03-13 12:39:32 AM
i'm all for this. Prohibition must happen.
 
2003-03-13 12:40:01 AM
For some reason, when I saw the headline, I read "prohibitionist" and thought "exhibitionist." Quite different!
 
2003-03-13 12:40:33 AM
I'll drink to that.
 
2003-03-13 12:40:39 AM
This guy might actually out-lose Lieberman.
 
2003-03-13 12:40:45 AM

Somehow, I think this is just a scam by the Kennedys to build up Joe Kennedy's dwindling family trust.


Other parts of this guys' platform includes revoking a woman's right to vote and making minorities sit in the back of the bus.

 
2003-03-13 12:41:16 AM
1.America will not elect a president that wants to enact Prohibition.
2.America will not elect a president that wants to legalize school prayer.
3.I like boobies.

Looks like he's farked on both his main platform points.
 
2003-03-13 12:42:08 AM
Earl Dodge will not be elected President if everybody but me dies.

Because I'll vote for myself, and he will vote for himself, and then I'll seize power.

Dodge is an idiot.
 
2003-03-13 12:42:24 AM
This is what is wrong with America. Someone actually interviewed this man. It gave him some fame.... if he wants to do that crazy religious stuff and not drink. . .let him move to farking Iraq.... they like that funny religious stuff too!
 
2003-03-13 12:42:35 AM
Narmacil - I think that most of us would vote for the Proexhibitionist candidate.
 
2003-03-13 12:44:22 AM
i hope he wins, just so we can all laugh.

rando you seem to have some anger management problems.
 
2003-03-13 12:45:16 AM
Fark him /chugs-beer-in-his-honor
 
2003-03-13 12:45:50 AM
If the guy does run he may take away George W.'s christian conservative nutball core voting block. Where can I get some posters to put of for this guy?
 
2003-03-13 12:46:00 AM
Isn't a pro-exhibitionist just a fancy name for stripper?
 
2003-03-13 12:46:47 AM
Andonbray Especially if it was our first woman president!
 
2003-03-13 12:47:51 AM
As a random post since someone mentioned Lieberman:

 
2003-03-13 12:49:16 AM


The other part of my post since the first image got thrown out. Seems to be a similarity there.
 
2003-03-13 12:50:24 AM
Someone should tell him it is already legal to pray in school. Sure the school administration can't lead the prayer, but that will stop his children from being forced to pray to allah.

He really should just leave this country if he hates it so much. No drinking/government lead prayer is so middle eastern.
 
2003-03-13 12:50:31 AM
Carrie Nation called, she wants her husband back.
 
2003-03-13 12:50:50 AM
I am all for prohibition. Then I'll start running booze from canada or making bathtub gin. Always wanted to be a mobster. could even open a speakeasy..wohoo
 
2003-03-13 12:51:26 AM
Asshole.

Asshole wasting his time, even.
 
2003-03-13 12:51:54 AM
Prohibition doesn't work. There'll always be bootleggers.
 
2003-03-13 12:51:59 AM
Yeah, Bush abstains from alcohol...but not crack cocaine.
 
2003-03-13 12:52:35 AM
Bertha Venation called. She wants France scorched.
 
2003-03-13 12:55:02 AM
What a dick. Glad to be in Canada, where beer is beer. Oh by the way if there are gonna be any Farkers in Boston for St Pats, lemme know n­ota­co­o­ln­am­e­[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iamto­h*com
 
2003-03-13 12:57:42 AM
if i had to pick between a prohibitionist and bush, i'd pick the prohibitionist. i brew beer at home almost every weekend.
 
2003-03-13 12:57:48 AM
He really should just leave this country if he hates it so much.

yay! my favorite fark comment already appeared! somehow the american way went from "if you don't like the way things are, try and change them! it's your right!" to "if you don't like the way things are, get the fark out!"...when did that happen, anyway?
 
2003-03-13 12:58:14 AM
I hope he gets in, so I can become the Beer Baron
 
2003-03-13 12:59:20 AM
Why the tag? I find it very likely that all sorts of wackos run for president. Very few will get a significant percentage of votes, however.
 
2003-03-13 12:59:25 AM
Admittedly, there's not much chance Dodge will be the next president. Under those circumstances, he says he can live with another four years of "Dubya" in the White House because, unlike other recent presidents, "he's a total abstainer."

um ... yeah, abstains from thinking, not drinking

hoho!
 
2003-03-13 12:59:35 AM
That was a tongue in cheek comment LiTeSp3eD
 
2003-03-13 01:00:06 AM
Prohibition?? psshh. They tried that in the movies.
 
2003-03-13 01:01:42 AM
Let's get some posters of this guy and start promoting him. Hopefully he'll split the vote for Bush, and we'll get a real President. And as an added bonus, we'll even get our Constitution back to pre-9/11/01 condition.
 
2003-03-13 01:02:39 AM
Volstead (R) MN



We're working on another goofball, Mr. Pink Swastika Conspiracy, Lindner (I hope I spell that right).
 
2003-03-13 01:03:55 AM
hey, said with tongue-in-cheek or not, it's still my favorite!
 
2003-03-13 01:05:43 AM
I'll drink to that... of coarse I'll drink to anything...hiccup...
 
2003-03-13 01:07:03 AM
I once went tongue in Chink.
 
2003-03-13 01:07:41 AM
Korzeniowski Well it IS pretty funny!
 
2003-03-13 01:09:19 AM
Let's get some posters of this guy and start promoting him.

yeah and we can all campaign for him. He can be the offical presidential canidate of fark. Admittedly it might look a bit weird with the whole beer and boobies culture around here but I'm sure it'll all work out.
 
2003-03-13 01:10:24 AM
im doin my part to stave off the hippie wolves *swigs guinness* ah say ahm doowin mah part... WOO!
 
2003-03-13 01:10:33 AM
Tongue in chimp is no way to go.
 
2003-03-13 01:20:34 AM
he will run, but i guarentee it wont be successful...
 
2003-03-13 01:22:06 AM
Lots of alcohol consumption stats
 
2003-03-13 01:26:58 AM
Outlaw:

Where'd ya' get the Jacko pic?
 
2003-03-13 01:29:28 AM
Korzeniowski - Monkey bush kinda creeps me out.
 
2003-03-13 01:32:05 AM
$1 says two weeks into the run for president, he runs out of money and starts a drinking habit.
 
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