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2009-09-30 05:09:41 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-30 08:18:27 PM
Over in one.
 
2009-09-30 08:30:15 PM
Thread's closed.
 
2009-09-30 08:30:45 PM
At least he wasn't really black.
 
2009-09-30 08:31:02 PM
Let me guess... Florida?
 
2009-09-30 08:31:31 PM
We have a Florida tag for a reason, folks.

Feces-smeared men in pools is a prime example.
 
2009-09-30 08:32:47 PM
culebra: Thread's closed.

Then stop posting!
 
2009-09-30 08:33:14 PM
so he was drunk, shiat himself, and dived into the pool to clean off.

could happen to anyone.

/shiat happens
 
2009-09-30 08:39:09 PM
Should have been FLORIDA tag!!!
 
2009-09-30 08:39:52 PM
 
2009-09-30 08:40:40 PM
Is the average chlorine content in a swimming pool enough to kill all the e coli and other bacteria on a feces covered man? If so how come it doesn't kill all the helpful bacteria on your skin that kills all the bad bacteria that tries to invade your skin?

/I don't know I didn't major in Biology
//seriously though this is something I've wondered since I was a kid
///is there really a set of good bacteria vs bad bacteria or is it more of a location, location, location thing?
/feces
 
2009-09-30 08:42:25 PM
Poopsmith don't even try!
 
2009-09-30 08:42:54 PM
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: We have a Florida tag for a reason, folks.

Feces-smeared men in pools is a prime example.


Yeah, but sometimes it needs a rest.

/All in all, let's try not to turn this into a shiat thread
 
2009-09-30 08:43:15 PM
I love coming on to Fark to read about my state and all of the morons that reside in it.
 
2009-09-30 08:43:59 PM
Paging Gorgor.

This thread needs you....
 
2009-09-30 08:44:53 PM
that's a sh*tty way to get caught
 
2009-09-30 08:45:46 PM
Feceus?
 
2009-09-30 08:52:11 PM
"Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way."
 
2009-09-30 08:53:01 PM
LAUGHTER OL this is the funniest of stories I have seen!
 
2009-09-30 08:54:44 PM
I'd post a picture of the hotel that was built in AWNewbie, but

a) That would be an in-joke.

b) I'd have to turn on my old computer.
 
2009-09-30 08:55:08 PM
If you happen to be naked and feces covered, jumping into a pool (someone else's) to clean off seems quite reasonable.
 
2009-09-30 08:56:10 PM
welcome to our L, notice there's no POO in it
 
2009-09-30 08:56:40 PM
poop thread!
 
2009-09-30 08:56:58 PM
Pool's closed due to feces.
 
2009-09-30 08:57:55 PM
I alway said you got to go German if you want a good crapping table. The Swedes don't know shiat about crap.

Hopefully not obscure.
 
2009-09-30 09:02:01 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ybngrqo
(copy and paste)


gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended
 
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2009-09-30 09:02:59 PM
what the shiat?

/shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
 
2009-09-30 09:03:08 PM
He must have been shiatfaced.
 
2009-09-30 09:04:04 PM
Massively Multiplayer Addict: "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way."

This.

Submitter bungled the joke.

/as a 'cool story bro', I once stayed at a terrible motel in Tampa that had an alligator in the 'ool.
//and a 6'6" "lady" of the evening that propositioned our group. As a group.
 
2009-09-30 09:04:30 PM
Okay poop is washing off
 
2009-09-30 09:06:14 PM
gorgor: What's goin on in here?

GO AWAY!!!!!
 
2009-09-30 09:06:27 PM
Pool? Whaddya mean pool? I thought this was a poo party.

/rectal vomit
 
2009-09-30 09:06:44 PM
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: We have a Florida tag for a reason, folks.

Feces-smeared men in pools is a prime example.


Aw, sorry. Only my second greenlight, but I know better.
 
2009-09-30 09:09:34 PM
gorgor: In the interweb :)

I thought I was disturbed. I bow in your presence.
 
2009-09-30 09:10:16 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ybngrqo
(copy and paste)


So do you search for pictures based on the topic or do you just have a folder on your computer full of this stuff.

I always have to make sure nobody can view my screen before I copy and paste.
 
2009-09-30 09:10:26 PM
Pools closed?
 
2009-09-30 09:12:37 PM
I'm sure in a couple of days his friends and neighbors will have forgotten all about this silly little faux-pas.
 
2009-09-30 09:15:39 PM
Drinking? You dont say!
 
2009-09-30 09:17:37 PM
I click on Gorgor links, so I'm gonna have to thermite my hard drive if the govt. ever comes knocking on the door,
 
2009-09-30 09:20:35 PM
www.joe-ks.com
 
2009-09-30 09:20:45 PM
Usually, when I find myself covered in feces, I welcome a quick dip in a pool.
 
2009-09-30 09:21:26 PM
gorgor: Mad Mark: gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended

In the interweb :)


That's one farked-up tube you're surfing dude.

/Cowabunga!
 
2009-09-30 09:23:34 PM
Saint Gorgor, glad to see you again.
 
2009-09-30 09:28:14 PM
gorgor: Excen: gorgor: Mad Mark: gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended

In the interweb :)

That's one farked-up tube you're surfing dude.

/Cowabunga!

Poop Tube!
Chute!

FTFY
 
2009-09-30 09:29:04 PM
th06.deviantart.net

I Get It!
 
2009-09-30 09:29:26 PM
Emily Bates: Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!
Susie Bates: What are feces?
Emily Bates: Baby mice.
Susie Bates: Aww.
 
2009-09-30 09:29:48 PM
approves:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/*somebody* is in a world of shiat
//hot like the runs
 
2009-09-30 09:34:30 PM
Let's make a poster for this 'tard

mysite.simplypeachy.net
 
2009-09-30 09:38:05 PM
nkntr: Let's make a poster for this 'tard

So, according to the poster, the only things you're allowed to do in that pool are float and pee in the water? Am I reading it right?
 
2009-09-30 09:38:40 PM
nkntr: Let's make a poster for this 'tard

Don't duck? Do people call it that? I always thought it was, "dunk."
 
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