Thread's closed.

At least he wasn't really black.

Let me guess... Florida?

We have a Florida tag for a reason, folks.

Feces-smeared men in pools is a prime example.

so he was drunk, shiat himself, and dived into the pool to clean off.

could happen to anyone.

/shiat happens

Should have been FLORIDA tag!!!

Is the average chlorine content in a swimming pool enough to kill all the e coli and other bacteria on a feces covered man? If so how come it doesn't kill all the helpful bacteria on your skin that kills all the bad bacteria that tries to invade your skin?

/I don't know I didn't major in Biology
//seriously though this is something I've wondered since I was a kid
///is there really a set of good bacteria vs bad bacteria or is it more of a location, location, location thing?
/feces

Poopsmith don't even try!

I love coming on to Fark to read about my state and all of the morons that reside in it.

Paging Gorgor.

This thread needs you....

that's a sh*tty way to get caught

Feceus?

"Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way."

I'd post a picture of the hotel that was built in AWNewbie, but

a) That would be an in-joke.

b) I'd have to turn on my old computer.

If you happen to be naked and feces covered, jumping into a pool (someone else's) to clean off seems quite reasonable.

Pool's closed due to feces.

I alway said you got to go German if you want a good crapping table. The Swedes don't know shiat about crap.

Hopefully not obscure.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ybngrqo
(copy and paste)

gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended

He must have been shiatfaced.

Massively Multiplayer Addict: "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way."

This.

Submitter bungled the joke.

/as a 'cool story bro', I once stayed at a terrible motel in Tampa that had an alligator in the 'ool.
//and a 6'6" "lady" of the evening that propositioned our group. As a group.

Okay poop is washing off

gorgor: What's goin on in here?

GO AWAY!!!!!

Pool? Whaddya mean pool? I thought this was a poo party.

/rectal vomit

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: We have a Florida tag for a reason, folks.

Feces-smeared men in pools is a prime example.

Aw, sorry. Only my second greenlight, but I know better.

gorgor: In the interweb :)

I thought I was disturbed. I bow in your presence.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ybngrqo
(copy and paste)

So do you search for pictures based on the topic or do you just have a folder on your computer full of this stuff.

I always have to make sure nobody can view my screen before I copy and paste.

Pools closed?

I'm sure in a couple of days his friends and neighbors will have forgotten all about this silly little faux-pas.

Drinking? You dont say!

I click on Gorgor links, so I'm gonna have to thermite my hard drive if the govt. ever comes knocking on the door,

Usually, when I find myself covered in feces, I welcome a quick dip in a pool.

gorgor: Mad Mark: gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended

In the interweb :)

That's one farked-up tube you're surfing dude.

/Cowabunga!

Saint Gorgor, glad to see you again.

gorgor: Excen: gorgor: Mad Mark: gorgor -
Where do you find this shiat?
/pun intended

In the interweb :)

That's one farked-up tube you're surfing dude.

/Cowabunga!

Poop Tube! Chute!

FTFY

I Get It!

Emily Bates: Mom said the school is closed today because it's flooded, and there's feces everywhere!
Susie Bates: What are feces?
Emily Bates: Baby mice.
Susie Bates: Aww.

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/*somebody* is in a world of shiat
//hot like the runs

nkntr: Let's make a poster for this 'tard

So, according to the poster, the only things you're allowed to do in that pool are float and pee in the water? Am I reading it right?

nkntr: Let's make a poster for this 'tard

Don't duck? Do people call it that? I always thought it was, "dunk."