"This won't bring Jessie back, but Couey had to suffer. He suffered greatly. Anal cancer is very painful. I don't feel sorry for him. I am glad he had to suffer. He let my granddaughter suffer."

That statement should clinch her a nomination for grandmother of the year.

"So far, no one has claimed his body," she said. "If no one claims it, he'll be buried in an inmate cemetery at Union Correctional Institution in Starke."

I want to build my next house on one of those so I can get special powers

davidphogan: "This won't bring Jessie back, but Couey had to suffer. He suffered greatly. Anal cancer is very painful. I don't feel sorry for him. I am glad he had to suffer. He let my granddaughter suffer."

That statement should clinch her a nomination for grandmother of the year.

I thought that was pretty harsh until I read what happened, it sounds like anal cancer is getting off easy from a karma standpoint:

According to prosecutors, Jessie was abducted from her home in the middle of the night. Couey kept her in the closet of his mobile home and sexually molested her. Eventually, he bound her wrists and ankles with speaker wire. He placed her inside two black plastic garbage bags and lowered her from a window. He laid her, still alive, in a 4-foot-deep hole. Shovelful by shovelful, he filled it with dirt.

When Jessie's body was found, her lifeless fingers poked through the plastic bag.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

No sympathy from the Devil for him, that's for sure.

I totally didnt even remember who he wqas at first. is that bad?

beerrun: As a father of two young daughters, I can empathize with the grandmother on this one. Not harsh statements at all.

The last thread that I was involved in that dealt with sick pervs harming young children devolved into a flamewar.

I will leave it at this: I'm glad the guy's dead. Too bad he went so quickly.

Stories like this make me glad I don't have any real power in this world.

I would have buried his sorry ass alive, inch my inch.

beerrun: As a father of two young daughters, I can empathize with the grandmother on this one. Not harsh statements at all.

Hell, I don't even have kids and I hope granny takes a shiat in his mouth before they bury him. Fark that guy. Ass cancer was too good for him.

beerrun: I will leave it at this: I'm glad the guy's dead. Too bad he went so quickly.

Anal cancer may be quick, but at least it's supposed to be excruciating.

Party Boy: I totally didnt even remember who he wqas at first. is that bad?

Yes, but not your bad. There are entirely too many of these stories. And unsettling if you live in Florida which seems to host the majority of them.

Just wondering, how close was he to getting a DOE? Wondering how much Florida saved by not having to pay for him anymore....

\this guy always reminded me of Edward Delacroix from The Green Mile....

Diogenes: Yes, but not your bad. There are entirely too many of these stories. And unsettling if you live in Florida which seems to host the majority of them.

Meh. As a floridian, I think there should be "new york," "texas," and "california" tags on here.

Whatever. It is funny to see any other group "x" get on fark and complain about undue negative headlines.

AirForceVet: No sympathy from the Devil for him, that's for sure.

He'll have pineapples shoved up his ass every day just like Hitler.

Howard Finkelstein: I would have buried his sorry ass alive, inch my inch.

I'm thinking I would've given him a Viking funeral. While he was still alive.

Action Replay Nick: Threads like this demonstrate that there's really not much difference between the average person in America, and the average person in Saudi Arabia.

/not that I'm busted up about it, but Christ some of you guys are nuts

What can you do? Crimes against innocent kids really brings out the worst in us parents.

AirForceVet: What can you do? Crimes against innocent kids really brings out the worst in us parents.

I wish this somehow translated into more outrage over the failed public education system.

Really.

davidphogan: "This won't bring Jessie back, but Couey had to suffer. He suffered greatly. Anal cancer is very painful. I don't feel sorry for him. I am glad he had to suffer. He let my granddaughter suffer."

That statement should clinch her a nomination for grandmother of the year.


Yeesh...I hope you're not trolling/being sarcastic.

PacManDreaming: Howard Finkelstein: I would have buried his sorry ass alive, inch my inch.

I'm thinking I would've given him a Viking funeral. While he was still alive.


In the Everglades.

/Let the gators try their meal well-done.

From TFA: Her husband, Archie, said his emotions were torn between vengeance and his religious beliefs. [] "I'm a Christian ... and I don't wish someone to die."

Not a true Christian then.

/I hope that SOB Couey suffered

The_Sponge: Yeesh...I hope you're not trolling/being sarcastic.

Not at all.

SnakeLee: When Jessie's body was found, her lifeless fingers poked through the plastic bag.

AS much as this dirt bag deserved to die, think about the same type of death, so many of you have shrugged off. Link (new window)
This guy did the same damned thing, albeit underwater.
And so many of you were singing his praise because he was rich, and walked.

Either way, both victims were suffocated alive.
Either way, both perps died of cancer.

One just got his ass kissed to the grave.
One just got his ass kicked to the gr4ave.

Yeah, this guy deserved to die.
So did the senator.
Just took a bit too long in my book.
/and I actually carry a book.
//and I'm still going to have to put Teddy down as chichenshiat.
///slashies for the guardians of hell that see to it both of these guys room together for eternity.

davidphogan: The_Sponge: Yeesh...I hope you're not trolling/being sarcastic.

Not at all.


Why do you think it was wrong of her to say that? Doesn't that piece of shiat deserve to suffer? It's not like he rooted for the wrong sports team or said something stupid on Fark....HE MURDERED A GIRL.

TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: Don't rage. Send them to private school.

This response is really funny if its meant to be toungue in cheek/trolly.

bingo the psych-o: They don't know enough to realize that something is wrong.

play us off, keyboard cat.

toungue in cheek/trolly.

The_Sponge: Why do you think it was wrong of her to say that? Doesn't that piece of shiat deserve to suffer? It's not like he rooted for the wrong sports team or said something stupid on Fark....HE MURDERED A GIRL.

I do agree with what she said, that's why I wasn't trolling. I think it's pretty cool that she'd say that instead of something more politically correct. It was a painfully honest way to say it, and I can sure as hell respect that.

davidphogan: The_Sponge: Why do you think it was wrong of her to say that? Doesn't that piece of shiat deserve to suffer? It's not like he rooted for the wrong sports team or said something stupid on Fark....HE MURDERED A GIRL.

I do agree with what she said, that's why I wasn't trolling. I think it's pretty cool that she'd say that instead of something more politically correct. It was a painfully honest way to say it, and I can sure as hell respect that.


Whoops...sorry about that...I misread your post.

Ugh...so many trolls around here, I expect every other comment to be full of bullshiat.