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Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2009-09-30 03:12:12 PM

Better call in the Bear Force.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2009-09-30 03:13:38 PM

SushiJoe

2009-09-30 03:50:32 PM

this thread may be relevant to my interests

gopher321

2009-09-30 04:19:18 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Better call in the Bear Force.

That video still makes me laugh.:)

UNC_Samurai

2009-09-30 05:40:53 PM

Ur sinister plot has been discovered, subby!

Megain

2009-09-30 06:02:06 PM

dahmers love zombie

2009-09-30 06:06:23 PM

I think people should go ahead and GIS "Bear on Bear" with SafeSearch turned off. At work. It's perfectly safe.

_{/I am not known to be trustworthy}

Fluff Girl

2009-09-30 06:33:23 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

The guy in the red shorts wouldn't be interested, but I wouldn't mind backing into that parking space.

epyonyx

2009-09-30 07:44:01 PM

Was it be cause she wouldn't get in the kitchen?

Chinchillazilla

2009-09-30 07:47:46 PM

Headline made me snort, story made me sniffle.

Langner said the two had showed signs lately of having adjusted to each other.

I'd say that at this point, they have shown signs of not having adjusted to each other.

phaed003

2009-09-30 07:49:13 PM

FTA: He said Sunday that zoo officials are still trying to determine why the male, a Syrian brown bear named Balou, attacked the female, Klara.

I think epyonyx is on to something.

Pinner

2009-09-30 07:49:55 PM

It's happened before.
This bears repeating.

elev8meL8r

2009-09-30 07:51:51 PM

aw, gross.

stuhayes2010

2009-09-30 07:53:08 PM

I was hoping Bear Grylls hit beat up.

By a bear.

elev8meL8r

2009-09-30 07:55:09 PM

♪♪♪Impossible Germany...Bear on Bear Violence...♪♪♪

bring to a festering boil

2009-09-30 07:57:02 PM

What's with all the bear stories lately? At this rate we'll reach an octo-bear-fest in no time.

elev8meL8r

2009-09-30 07:57:04 PM

"Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear."

HumbleGenius

2009-09-30 07:58:45 PM

Nothing worse than a grizzly death.

Maxor

2009-09-30 07:59:08 PM

Aw I thought for sure this would have to do with knut.

/Did the male bear have a sandwich?
//No?
///Why solved.

The_Sponge

2009-09-30 07:59:13 PM

Fight night at The Blue Oyster?

girljen

2009-09-30 07:59:16 PM

bring to a festering boil: What's with all the bear stories lately? At this rate we'll reach an octo-bear-fest in no time.

I lol'd. And I hate you for it.

Stroke_N_Focus

2009-09-30 08:00:42 PM

LegacyDL

2009-09-30 08:03:57 PM

Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Tell me he's just checking the guy's belly button for lint.

Freakjob_0

2009-09-30 08:04:24 PM

The_Sponge: Fight night at The Blue Oyster?

Link (new window)
Ba da dum... dat da da!

tortilla burger

2009-09-30 08:09:00 PM

LegacyDL: Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Tell me he's just checking the guy's belly button for lint.

naw, cuz that would be gay

vernonFL

2009-09-30 08:14:45 PM

Woof.

CooperDaKat

2009-09-30 08:14:50 PM

epyonyx: Was it be cause she wouldn't get in the kitchen?

i384.photobucket.com

LeafyGreens

2009-09-30 08:20:32 PM

What in the fark!

You people are slacking:

/does it himself
//just to counter the bear pics:

///is that gay?

Father_Jack

2009-09-30 08:21:22 PM

LeafyGreens: What in the fark!

You people are slacking:

/does it himself
//just to counter the bear pics:

///is that gay?

yes. yes it is.

The Invisible Sky Wizard

2009-09-30 08:26:07 PM

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I always come across gorgor's NSFW links when I'm at work and can't risk a click. Should I be thankful or disappointed?

LegacyDL

2009-09-30 08:31:35 PM

The Invisible Sky Wizard: http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9

MY EYES!

/I hope that helps you
//Good thing I just bought this braille keyboard

vernonFL

2009-09-30 08:35:38 PM

LeafyGreens: ///is that gay?

Thanks. Now I have an erection.

CygnusDarius

2009-09-30 08:47:10 PM

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Oh, damn it!.

i5.photobucket.com

just_another_farker

2009-09-30 08:49:11 PM

Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Ah, c'mon. I love gay porn as much as any girl but that's too much...he's still wearing socks, ugly socks at that.

The Invisible Sky Wizard

2009-09-30 08:49:45 PM

gorgor: The Invisible Sky Wizard: I always come across gorgor's NSFW links

That's why they're all sticky....

And the best part is that they turn it into blood and bile on contact.

cowgirl toffee

2009-09-30 08:51:26 PM

just_another_farker: Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Ah, c'mon. I love gay porn as much as any girl but that's too much...he's still wearing socks, ugly socks at that.

Any bets if the socks are dirty?

iollow

2009-09-30 08:52:11 PM

elev8meL8r: "Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear."

Came here for this.
Leaving Simpsonized.

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That guy must wipe for hours.

Farkin'round

2009-09-30 08:54:37 PM

gorgor - the rugbyjock of FARK threads!

/I salute you!

Farkin'round

2009-09-30 08:57:43 PM

The Grinch: This thread has the potential to get very ugly indeed, so here's some preventative eyebleach:

i188.photobucket.com

Shrugging Atlas

2009-09-30 08:59:09 PM

Is Putin rearing his head?

/didn't RTFA

Gyrfalcon

2009-09-30 09:07:15 PM

dahmers love zombie: I think people should go ahead and GIS "Bear on Bear" with SafeSearch turned off. At work. It's perfectly safe.

/I am not known to be trustworthy

Dude, at least you're not Gorgor. So far.

WFern

2009-09-30 09:07:32 PM

Bear fight!

i291.photobucket.com

74rex

2009-09-30 09:08:45 PM

...Afternoon Bear Delight?

cowgirl toffee

2009-09-30 09:09:09 PM

More bear on bear violence in Germany!

Link

Gyrfalcon

2009-09-30 09:16:46 PM

gorgor: So a bear walks into a bar in Barstow and orders a beer....

Dude, you're on a roll today....

fish500

2009-09-30 09:18:29 PM

It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jambaroo around here!

Mayor Bee

2009-09-30 09:24:37 PM

What potential bear violence might look like.

balin007

2009-09-30 09:33:01 PM

The Invisible Sky Wizard: gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I always come across gorgor's NSFW links when I'm at work and can't risk a click. Should I be thankful or disappointed?

Depends on your point of view. If you love soft furry creature's its fantastic!

Juniper Jupiter

2009-09-30 10:03:30 PM

Maybe it was because the Ranger tricked them into cleaning up the Park!

www.world-wide-art.com

First you stick a rag, put in the bag, bump bump
Then you bend your back, put it in the sack, bump bump
That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun, bump bump
Cuttin' capers puttin' papers in the bag!

/We needed Humphrey in this thread!

Ninja Wicked

2009-09-30 10:07:00 PM

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)