Ur sinister plot has been discovered, subby!

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

The guy in the red shorts wouldn't be interested, but I wouldn't mind backing into that parking space.

Was it be cause she wouldn't get in the kitchen?

Headline made me snort, story made me sniffle.

Langner said the two had showed signs lately of having adjusted to each other.

I'd say that at this point, they have shown signs of not having adjusted to each other.

FTA: He said Sunday that zoo officials are still trying to determine why the male, a Syrian brown bear named Balou, attacked the female, Klara.

I think epyonyx is on to something.

It's happened before.
This bears repeating.

aw, gross.

I was hoping Bear Grylls hit beat up.


By a bear.

♪♪♪Impossible Germany...Bear on Bear Violence...♪♪♪

"Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear."

Nothing worse than a grizzly death.

Aw I thought for sure this would have to do with knut.

/Did the male bear have a sandwich?
//No?
///Why solved.

bring to a festering boil: What's with all the bear stories lately? At this rate we'll reach an octo-bear-fest in no time.

I lol'd. And I hate you for it.

Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Tell me he's just checking the guy's belly button for lint.

The_Sponge: Fight night at The Blue Oyster?

Link (new window)
Ba da dum... dat da da!

LegacyDL: Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Tell me he's just checking the guy's belly button for lint.

naw, cuz that would be gay

What in the fark!



You people are slacking:



/does it himself
//just to counter the bear pics:



///is that gay?

LeafyGreens: What in the fark!



You people are slacking:



/does it himself
//just to counter the bear pics:



///is that gay?

yes. yes it is.

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I always come across gorgor's NSFW links when I'm at work and can't risk a click. Should I be thankful or disappointed?

The Invisible Sky Wizard: http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9

MY EYES!

/I hope that helps you
//Good thing I just bought this braille keyboard

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Oh, damn it!.

Macular Degenerate: Mmmm. bear thread.

Better yet, bear-on-bear thread. Love that.

Ah, c'mon. I love gay porn as much as any girl but that's too much...he's still wearing socks, ugly socks at that.

gorgor: The Invisible Sky Wizard: I always come across gorgor's NSFW links

That's why they're all sticky....

And the best part is that they turn it into blood and bile on contact.

elev8meL8r: "Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear."

Came here for this.
Leaving Simpsonized.

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That guy must wipe for hours.

gorgor - the rugbyjock of FARK threads!

/I salute you!

The Grinch: This thread has the potential to get very ugly indeed, so here's some preventative eyebleach:

Is Putin rearing his head?

/didn't RTFA

Bear fight!

...Afternoon Bear Delight?

It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jambaroo around here!

The Invisible Sky Wizard: gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I always come across gorgor's NSFW links when I'm at work and can't risk a click. Should I be thankful or disappointed?

Depends on your point of view. If you love soft furry creature's its fantastic!

Maybe it was because the Ranger tricked them into cleaning up the Park!



First you stick a rag, put in the bag, bump bump
Then you bend your back, put it in the sack, bump bump
That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun, bump bump
Cuttin' capers puttin' papers in the bag!

/We needed Humphrey in this thread!

gorgor: Knock Out!
http://tinyurl.com/y9frnc9
(copy and paste, NSFW)