what? I thought Juno was great.

what? You're an idiot.

Senordos13: what? You're an idiot.

you're an opinionated jackhole who is in the minority.

Juno was great (yeah the soundtrack was kinda stinky), and Ellen Page is cute as hell.

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Juno had its ups and downs, but it was by no means close to being shiat. It had two of the smartest parents ever seen in a movie mainly about teenagers.

Ellen "I Pulled Out of 'Drag Me to Hell'" Page?

Juno was ok. Not bad, not great. Page was very good though.

Sybarite: Honest to blog?

*stab stab stab*

Decent movie that would have made a much better book, in my opinion.

Hobodeluxe: Senordos13: what? You're an idiot.

you're an opinionated jackhole who is in the minority.

Well if the critics liked it, gosh, that guy's opinion must be wrong.

DjangoStonereaver: Wow. She decided to be unique and quirky and reject her fame!

Just like every other attention whoring actress of her generation!

So Megan Fox completely overexposes herself with are-tard quotes and appearances on every media outlet possible, and is labelled an attention whore. Ellen Page drops off the face of the earth for two years and is... an attention whore? C'mon, all she did was talk about what she did on her extended summer vacation. Nothing that wouldn't be a completely honest and straightforward answer on Letterman or O'brien.

Juno hater here.

It's not a terrible movie. I think it's just average.

Most of my hate comes from the fawning over the film and hearing people praise the "clever and witty dialogue."

GavinTheAlmighty: Sybarite: Honest to blog?

*stab stab stab*

Decent movie that would have made a much better book, in my opinion.

As long as they got rid of the dialogue I'd agree.

subby, how many movies did you release in the last few years? I'm not talking about those videos you did on your webcam where you were lipsyncing to some farked up opera song, either.

Typical out east girl.

Beatle_Matt: (yeah the soundtrack was kinda stinky)

I liked most of the bands on the soundtrack... but the song selection, while story appropriate, were largely crap.

Juno sucked ass and the soundtrack was utter carp!!

shoegaze99: Hobodeluxe: Senordos13: what? You're an idiot.

you're an opinionated jackhole who is in the minority.

Well if the critics liked it, gosh, that guy's opinion must be wrong.

The funny thing is that your statement could apply to either one of them. The one who said the other was wrong, (not opinionated), or at least implied it is not the one who you are replying to.

shoegaze99: Hobodeluxe: Senordos13: what? You're an idiot.

you're an opinionated jackhole who is in the minority.

Well if the critics liked it, gosh, that guy's opinion must be wrong.

Exactly!! The critics said that Tucker Max's movie wasn't good, but what do they know. Tucker Max is TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Me and all my bros love his movies, brah. As you can clearly see, critics are always wrong.

Maybe Juno would have been better as a silent film.

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Thread is useless until pics of Juno in her leather Kitty Pryde uniform show up.



Fixed.

/Relax, she was 18 when she shot that.

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I submitted a link that was full of pictures like this:



Which, of course, wasn't approved.

I'm gonna leave this here

Juno was good but I liked it better when her name was Max...
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I'd shovel her shiat...

Page is the best kind of pretty Hollywood actresses: the ones you could realistically imagine having a chance with if you met her at a party.

Check out the no-budget movie The Tracey Fragments (2007). It's meh, but worth admission to her her say naughty things...

oldebayer: Juno had its ups and downs, but it was by no means close to being shiat. It had two of the smartest parents ever seen in a movie mainly about teenagers.

I thought the acting in Juno was fantastic. From Jennifer Garner playing a woman born to be a mommy to J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney (sp?) playing possibly the most amazing fictional parents ever, there really weren't any weakly acted main parts.

Best line in the movie: "You know it wasn't his idea."

I think if I listened to the views on here then I would probably hang myself from all the cynicism and negativity. those views are always the loudest and I suspect most of the time the opinions are just all talk. i for one thought it was a great movie, she was cute, the dialog was great, it was very plausible and the characters were well developed

so every discuss...no wait, put down and destroy

zarberg:
Best line in the movie: "You know it wasn't his idea."

Did you barf in my urn?

Juno was the best movie of 07-08. This isn't really up for debate.

Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom:
/Relax, she was 18 when she shot that.

And even if she weren't, last I checked, looking at pictures of clothed girls under 18 is still legal everywhere.

CrackedEgg: subby, how many movies did you release in the last few years? I'm not talking about those videos you did on your webcam where you were lipsyncing to some farked up opera song, either.

Oh Jesus Christ, another "well let's see you do better" clown.

"Let's see you do better" has never been a valid response to criticism. It will never be a valid response to criticism. Ever.

She's a good actress.

Rapmaster2000: Exactly!! The critics said that Tucker Max's movie wasn't good, but what do they know. Tucker Max is TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Me and all my bros love his movies, brah. As you can clearly see, critics are always wrong.

Ummmm, yeah. Okay then. That's, ummm ... that's great.

CarnySaur: Ellen "I Pulled Out of 'Drag Me to Hell'" Page?

I can't really see Ellen Page as a cursed loan officer, anyway.

at least she didn't shoevel shiat on Loiusana

sadbad: Juno was the best movie of 07-08. This isn't really up for debate.

You will see, based on the reactions in this thread and the fact that it did not win the Oscar nor Golden Globe for best picture, that it clearly is up for debate.

It's a good movie, easy to see why people like it - even if it made me want to barf rainbows by the end.

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whip it

I was loving that movie right up until the big finishing crisis. Right when dude says "it's okay, we're safe" I felt like Diablo Cody had come to my house and personally kicked me in the balls. *spoiler* The pussywhipped loser suddenly becomes the villainous asshole who wants to pork Juno?

Oh, and making a movie where the protagonists do nothing but talk about cannibal movies and punk music but we hear nothing but whiny little hipster bands.

I saw Whip It last weekend in a pre-screening and she was pretty good in that.

overly quirky and self effacing hipster douchebag shiatty music lame quietly sarcastic wimpy thrift store clothing wearing unnecessary ironic headband and annoying overly emotional wanna be adopting wife whose husband was right to leave her but not right to try and bone the 16 year old surrogate mother movie... is lame...