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(EWWwww)   Rarely do we see a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn. Rarely. But it does happen   (wptz.com) divider line 121
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-09-30 08:41:27 AM  
Rarely, and not in this story which has none of the three. I leave this thread a little bit sadder.
 
2009-09-30 09:01:20 AM  
ZAZ: Rarely, and not in this story which has none of the three. I leave this thread a little bit sadder.

I thought the same thing.
No sexting, no incest, and certainly no Donkey porn.
 
2009-09-30 10:57:16 AM  
But you thought it so it happened.
 
2009-09-30 10:58:57 AM  
Wait. Green? Bwah?
 
2009-09-30 11:00:03 AM  
Fark you, subby. You tease.
 
2009-09-30 11:01:31 AM  
A St. Johnsbury woman has been charged with sending pornography - via cell phone - to a 13-year-old girl.

Yes, please!
 
2009-09-30 11:02:08 AM  
Did the modmins read a different article than the rest of us?
 
2009-09-30 11:08:17 AM  
These are a few of my favorite things.

Sadly these things aren't in tfa.
 
2009-09-30 11:08:17 AM  
Where did this article about incest or donkey porn?
 
2009-09-30 11:08:23 AM  
img1.fark.net Rarely do we see a trifecta of Scientology, Competitive Eating, and Tentacle Porn. Rarely. But it does happen
 
2009-09-30 11:09:20 AM  
I accidentally my verb.
 
2009-09-30 11:15:55 AM  
I call that tuesday....
 
2009-09-30 11:17:15 AM  
Now that I re-read the headline, Subby speaketh the truth.
 
2009-09-30 11:23:07 AM  
beerrun: Did the modmins read a different article than the rest of us?

You're assuming the admins can read.

/Most misleading greenlit headline ever
 
2009-09-30 11:38:39 AM  
And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)
 
2009-09-30 11:44:06 AM  
DslainteC: And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)

Ok, I take back the comment on the subtle genius of Subby and the admins and replace it with FAIL.
 
2009-09-30 11:44:12 AM  
Honestly, I could see how somebody could end up in that pickle on accident.
 
2009-09-30 12:39:31 PM  
*watches video to see what she looks like*

....no. No, I think not. I deny you.
 
2009-09-30 12:45:36 PM  
DslainteC: And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)

Thank you. Seriously people, when you promise sexting, incest and donkey pron, you better deliver, because this thing ain't going down by itself.
 
2009-09-30 12:48:55 PM  
I'm not sure what you guys are up in arms about.

Sexting - She sent porn to someone's cell phone.
Incest - The recipient was a 13 year old family member
Donkey Porn - The subject of the porn was animals and people

I mean, you can cry semantics all you want, and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.
 
2009-09-30 01:03:25 PM  
a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn

www.40acressports.com
 
2009-09-30 01:08:28 PM  
Hyppy: I'm not sure what you guys are up in arms about.

Sexting - She sent porn to someone's cell phone.
Incest - The recipient was a 13 year old family member
Donkey Porn - The subject of the porn was animals and people

I mean, you can cry semantics all you want, and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.


The original article linked was much more vague. It only said a 40-year-old woman sent pornographic texts to a 13-year-old. It didn't say anything about the content nor that they were related.
 
2009-09-30 01:36:51 PM  
You can't just go around promising donkeys to people like some sort of donkey promiser and then not deliver. It's says so in the bible. It's in that bit toward the back.
 
2009-09-30 01:38:53 PM  
IDK, my interspecies erotica.
 
2009-09-30 01:39:48 PM  
Hyppy: but it fits

ty
/subby
 
2009-09-30 01:41:12 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn

What the hell is happening there?
 
2009-09-30 01:42:03 PM  
That's EEEEEHaaaaaaaaawwwwwwt.
 
2009-09-30 01:44:14 PM  
If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape
 
2009-09-30 01:44:35 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)
 
2009-09-30 01:45:48 PM  
Subby, did you just get back from a hypo-therapy session and you are remember something? Cause TFA was lacking on some points you promised in your tantalizing headline up there (^).
 
2009-09-30 01:46:03 PM  
www.premiere.com
That's Interspecies Erotica to you!
 
2009-09-30 01:46:12 PM  
Anything that doesn't have humans in it isn't porn, otherwise the animal planet should have a XXX rating.
 
2009-09-30 01:46:24 PM  
No way am I going to GIS for donkey porn at work
 
2009-09-30 01:46:36 PM  
What an Ass!!!
 
2009-09-30 01:47:55 PM  
EZ Writer: If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape


You said rape twice!
 
2009-09-30 01:48:05 PM  
What a cool aunt!

/i keed
 
2009-09-30 01:48:25 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)


Is it bad that I find that incredibly funny?
 
2009-09-30 01:48:31 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein: You can't just go around promising donkeys to people like some sort of donkey promiser and then not deliver. It's says so in the bible. It's in that bit toward the back.

You sound covetous.
 
2009-09-30 01:48:56 PM  
I'm assuming originally there was a different article linked to the headline . . . otherwise I really don't get all the complaints.

Although, to be honest, I clicked thinking it'd be about related donkeys sending each other naughty pics.


/hung like a donkey.
//ok, not quite.
///ok, not even a little.
 
2009-09-30 01:48:57 PM  
Barakku: Where did this article about incest or donkey porn?

I'm going out on a limb here, but I think this is how subby figured it out:

A St. Johnsbury woman faces multiple sex charges after allegedly sending pornographic material involving animals to a teenage family member's (incest) phone (sexting).

Brenda Simard-Reid, 40, is accused of sending multiple pornographic images involving donkeys (donkey porn) to the 13-year-old relative last May, according to court documents.

I can agree with the sexting and donkey porn parts of the headline, but no sex happened between the 40- and the 13-year-old, so it's not incest.

Ok, now that we have squared that away, carry on...
 
2009-09-30 01:49:21 PM  
donkeysofdoom.com


/Whut?
 
2009-09-30 01:49:37 PM  
Five Tails of Fury: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)

Is it bad that I find that incredibly funny?


Yes, but that's encouraged :)
 
2009-09-30 01:49:43 PM  
Fark handle?
 
2009-09-30 01:50:09 PM  
Kome: A St. Johnsbury woman has been charged with sending pornography - via cell phone - to a 13-year-old girl.

Yes, please!


static.guim.co.uk
Not sure if Proud.

/maybe add some tranquilizers and anal rape
 
2009-09-30 01:50:31 PM  
Hang on a second, was it just 2 donkeys doing the deed? If so, WTF? When my dog humps the neighbors dog in front of the school, am I going to have to live in a tent under a bridge?
 
2009-09-30 01:50:41 PM  
Hyppy: and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.

Giggity!!!
 
2009-09-30 01:50:55 PM  
playdate: No way am I going to GIS for donkey porn at work

FTFY, i hope
 
2009-09-30 01:50:57 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: *watches video to see what she looks like*

....no. No, I think not. I deny you.



I realize that hard living ages you prematurely, but how the HELL can she possibly be 40??!? For example, you can look at any of our favorite faces-of-meth photos and see the effects... but the 27 year old chick's "after" pic still looks like it could be a 27 year old with self-destructive habits.

The perp in tfa is lying about her age, I refuse to believe she's younger than 50. I think we can categorically state that all womens' claimed ages have the same relationship to objective reality as most male farkers' claimed penis measurements...
 
2009-09-30 01:50:57 PM  
groininjury: EZ Writer: If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape

You said rape twice!



I like rape.
 
2009-09-30 01:52:27 PM  
Im confused...is this just animal on animal photos...What is she accused of educating youth about various species reproduction processes.... If we have pictures all over the office of seals humping (look up humpseal in reference to aircraft) I hardly think this is a criminal offense, else like someone said before...i should be paying a premium for my animal planet then...
 
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