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(EWWwww)		Rarely do we see a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn. Rarely. But it does happen (wptz.com)		121
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ZAZ		2009-09-30 08:41:27 AM

Rarely, and not in this story which has none of the three. I leave this thread a little bit sadder.

Beatle_Matt		2009-09-30 09:01:20 AM

ZAZ: Rarely, and not in this story which has none of the three. I leave this thread a little bit sadder.

I thought the same thing.
No sexting, no incest, and certainly no Donkey porn.

swingerhead		2009-09-30 10:57:16 AM

But you thought it so it happened.

John Paul Jones		2009-09-30 10:58:57 AM

Wait. Green? Bwah?

peachpicker		2009-09-30 11:00:03 AM

Fark you, subby. You tease.

Kome		2009-09-30 11:01:31 AM

A St. Johnsbury woman has been charged with sending pornography - via cell phone - to a 13-year-old girl.

Yes, please!

beerrun		2009-09-30 11:02:08 AM

Did the modmins read a different article than the rest of us?

R.A.Danny		2009-09-30 11:08:17 AM

These are a few of my favorite things.

Sadly these things aren't in tfa.

Barakku		2009-09-30 11:08:17 AM

Where did this article about incest or donkey porn?

Not Available		2009-09-30 11:08:23 AM

Rarely do we see a trifecta of Scientology, Competitive Eating, and Tentacle Porn. Rarely. But it does happen

Barakku		2009-09-30 11:09:20 AM

I accidentally my verb.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2009-09-30 11:15:55 AM

I call that tuesday....

beerrun		2009-09-30 11:17:15 AM

Now that I re-read the headline, Subby speaketh the truth.

DjangoStonereaver		2009-09-30 11:23:07 AM

beerrun: Did the modmins read a different article than the rest of us?

You're assuming the admins can read.

/Most misleading greenlit headline ever

DslainteC		2009-09-30 11:38:39 AM

And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)

beerrun		2009-09-30 11:44:06 AM

DslainteC: And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)

Ok, I take back the comment on the subtle genius of Subby and the admins and replace it with FAIL.

jbuist		2009-09-30 11:44:12 AM

Honestly, I could see how somebody could end up in that pickle on accident.

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2009-09-30 12:39:31 PM

*watches video to see what she looks like*

....no. No, I think not. I deny you.

GAT_00		2009-09-30 12:45:36 PM

DslainteC: And now you know...the rest of the story! (^)

Thank you. Seriously people, when you promise sexting, incest and donkey pron, you better deliver, because this thing ain't going down by itself.

Hyppy		2009-09-30 12:48:55 PM

I'm not sure what you guys are up in arms about.

Sexting - She sent porn to someone's cell phone.
Incest - The recipient was a 13 year old family member
Donkey Porn - The subject of the porn was animals and people

I mean, you can cry semantics all you want, and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.

veedeevadeevoodee		2009-09-30 01:03:25 PM

a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn

www.40acressports.com

Kome		2009-09-30 01:08:28 PM

Hyppy: I'm not sure what you guys are up in arms about.

Sexting - She sent porn to someone's cell phone.
Incest - The recipient was a 13 year old family member
Donkey Porn - The subject of the porn was animals and people

I mean, you can cry semantics all you want, and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.

The original article linked was much more vague. It only said a 40-year-old woman sent pornographic texts to a 13-year-old. It didn't say anything about the content nor that they were related.

Doctor Funkenstein		2009-09-30 01:36:51 PM

You can't just go around promising donkeys to people like some sort of donkey promiser and then not deliver. It's says so in the bible. It's in that bit toward the back.

Quasar		2009-09-30 01:38:53 PM

IDK, my interspecies erotica.

vudukungfu		2009-09-30 01:39:48 PM

Hyppy: but it fits

ty
/subby

BobNesta420		2009-09-30 01:41:12 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: a trifecta of Sexting, Incest, and Donkey Porn

What the hell is happening there?

groininjury		2009-09-30 01:42:03 PM

That's EEEEEHaaaaaaaaawwwwwwt.

EZ Writer		2009-09-30 01:44:14 PM

If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape

gorgor		2009-09-30 01:44:35 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)

katghoti		2009-09-30 01:45:48 PM

Subby, did you just get back from a hypo-therapy session and you are remember something? Cause TFA was lacking on some points you promised in your tantalizing headline up there (^).

fireclown		2009-09-30 01:46:03 PM

That's Interspecies Erotica to you!

Thisbymaster		2009-09-30 01:46:12 PM

Anything that doesn't have humans in it isn't porn, otherwise the animal planet should have a XXX rating.

playdate		2009-09-30 01:46:24 PM

No way am I going to GIS for donkey porn at work

wet_dream		2009-09-30 01:46:36 PM

What an Ass!!!

groininjury		2009-09-30 01:47:55 PM

EZ Writer: If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape

You said rape twice!

fookin eejit		2009-09-30 01:48:05 PM

What a cool aunt!

/i keed

Five Tails of Fury		2009-09-30 01:48:25 PM

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)

Is it bad that I find that incredibly funny?

cleveoh		2009-09-30 01:48:31 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: You can't just go around promising donkeys to people like some sort of donkey promiser and then not deliver. It's says so in the bible. It's in that bit toward the back.

You sound covetous.

Ovnio		2009-09-30 01:48:56 PM

I'm assuming originally there was a different article linked to the headline . . . otherwise I really don't get all the complaints.

Although, to be honest, I clicked thinking it'd be about related donkeys sending each other naughty pics.

/hung like a donkey.
//ok, not quite.
///ok, not even a little.

xanadian		2009-09-30 01:48:57 PM

Barakku: Where did this article about incest or donkey porn?

I'm going out on a limb here, but I think this is how subby figured it out:

A St. Johnsbury woman faces multiple sex charges after allegedly sending pornographic material involving animals to a teenage family member's (incest) phone (sexting).

Brenda Simard-Reid, 40, is accused of sending multiple pornographic images involving donkeys (donkey porn) to the 13-year-old relative last May, according to court documents.

I can agree with the sexting and donkey porn parts of the headline, but no sex happened between the 40- and the 13-year-old, so it's not incest.

Ok, now that we have squared that away, carry on...

EZ Writer		2009-09-30 01:49:21 PM

/Whut?

gorgor		2009-09-30 01:49:37 PM

Five Tails of Fury: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ydttkfl
(copy and paste)

Is it bad that I find that incredibly funny?

Yes, but that's encouraged :)

dabbletech		2009-09-30 01:49:43 PM

Fark handle?

Theaetetus		2009-09-30 01:50:09 PM

Kome: A St. Johnsbury woman has been charged with sending pornography - via cell phone - to a 13-year-old girl.

Yes, please!

static.guim.co.uk

Not sure if Proud.

/maybe add some tranquilizers and anal rape

rytheran		2009-09-30 01:50:31 PM

Hang on a second, was it just 2 donkeys doing the deed? If so, WTF? When my dog humps the neighbors dog in front of the school, am I going to have to live in a tent under a bridge?

xanadian		2009-09-30 01:50:41 PM

Hyppy: and it may be a slight stretch, but it fits.

Giggity!!!

gimpols1908		2009-09-30 01:50:55 PM

playdate: No way am I going to GIS for donkey porn ~~at work~~

FTFY, i hope

phaseolus		2009-09-30 01:50:57 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: *watches video to see what she looks like*

....no. No, I think not. I deny you.

I realize that hard living ages you prematurely, but how the HELL can she possibly be 40??!? For example, you can look at any of our favorite faces-of-meth photos and see the effects... but the 27 year old chick's "after" pic still looks like it could be a 27 year old with self-destructive habits.

The perp in tfa is lying about her age, I refuse to believe she's younger than 50. I think we can categorically state that all womens' claimed ages have the same relationship to objective reality as most male farkers' claimed penis measurements...

EZ Writer		2009-09-30 01:50:57 PM

groininjury: EZ Writer: If only some rape could have been thrown in for color...

/Rape

You said rape twice!

I like rape.

willflyforfood		2009-09-30 01:52:27 PM

Im confused...is this just animal on animal photos...What is she accused of educating youth about various species reproduction processes.... If we have pictures all over the office of seals humping (look up humpseal in reference to aircraft) I hardly think this is a criminal offense, else like someone said before...i should be paying a premium for my animal planet then...

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