Awesome. I needed something to pick up my day.

Hey Kidd, that's a pretty wild news story you just posted. Nice scoop. Wierd stuff.

Whoa Kidd, creepy. Thanks for the heads-up.

Two words: Helter Skelter.

Buddypickle-

I know your intentions are good, but you are just feeding the trolls.

Some people just like to talk smack about Mormons, and nothing you write here on Fark is going to change that.

In fact, they will be more than happy to explain to you what you believe, since they think they know more about it than you do.

Just don't get too worked up about it.

Key_Master: As her uncle, Tom Smart, said, "Miracles do exist." Maybe this is a sign that even the war against Iraq can be avoided.

Dumbest.
Fark.
Post.
Ever.

Ohhh, you mean it wasn't "some puerto rican guy"?

I'm late, but this is honestly the BEST story I've heard in a year. I wish all child abductions could turn out this way, or, no abductions would ever happen.

Regarding the million dollar reward

"What million dollars?"

About The Million Dollar Reward...

What Million Dollars?

Great news. I'm not sure my brain can process it though. I hope the poor kid doesn't go broke from all the years of therapy she's going to need afterward.

What does a guy with no photoshop skills have to do to see a combination of the party picture with Elizabeth in a veil and burka combined with Jackson on the balcony???

I can't find an online version of the veil picture CNN has been showing, or I'd offer it up.

Wow, great find Kidd!

Taken in September of 2002:



No question at all that that's her.

Sarcasmo: Look back up at Kidd's link.

Now I see.

*waits for a photoshop*

Congrats go out to Psycho-Jay!!!

Today he has posted the dumbest statement/opinion in the storied history of the internet (and that is saying a whole hell of a lot).

Bobert Just because it's a continual thing doesn't make it right. Be constructive about your opinions (not you in particular, just in general) and don't senselessly attack someone because of their particular faith.

The party was on 10th East and 2nd South in Salt Lake City. Mitchell and the women just walked into the party, according to Gorder.

Crap, that's like 5 blocks from my house. Note to self: Keep eyes peeled for itinerant preachers and their suspiciously quiet companions.

Kidd-That is the single wackiest thing EVER!!!
****But in a more serious note, all street prophets/ messiahs chug Miller Genuine Draft!

"These photographs are exclusive to KUTV. Any use, re-broadcast or distribution of these photographs without premission of KUTV is illegal. Oh yeah, and, this is a miracle for the Smart family, thank you jesus, etc."

Now question is...will they know where the pictures are being linked to?

will they come after drew?

and will he fold like a certain someone with a site who makes fun of people who threaten him with lawyers but caves in when he gets threatened

Demotivate
You mormons are all a bunch of fruitloops. I had a friend who was raised a mormon. She would tell me the most bizarre things about the mormon church. She said they're basically all brainwashed wackos.

Basically?
That's EXACTLY what they are.
'course... so are catholics...

SPARTAN HOCKEY OWNZ THE UTES. AND WEBER TOO>>

DannySpaz
when i was 17, i dated a 14-15 year old.
e.s. is very petite....
/random thought.

Yeah, she looks like she's about 12.

Mad_Carder:

I didn't write my last post very clearly. I believe that you have had those negative experiences that you wrote about. The last paragraph in my post was more of a general rant to Farkers who don't have any real issues, or at least none with a solid foundation.

Sorry-- I wasn't trying to knock your integrity. It was directed to those who are full of shiat.

I feel so sorry for the poor girl though. **Big assumptions here**

She gets away from her freaky Mormon family, only to end up with a freaky kidnapper/Manson type, and now she's going to spend the next year locked up in the Temple, getting "re-educated."

Let's hope she finds sanity one day. Or at least Fark.

Excellent news! Truly wonderful. Now, when's the war starting?

Confabulat

Getting re-educated probably involves the girl getting put topless in shackles hanging from the ceilling while her father lashes her bare back with a whip.

Whatever street preacher did to her, it's minimal compared to what her father will do to her. That is, if he doesn't beat her to death outright.

We should bomb France before Iraq. Stupid French.

Fark, Sanity?

isn't that an oxymoron ???


sorry i just could not resist

Confabulant- " and now she's going to spend the next year locked up in the Temple, getting "re-educated.""

Where do you come up with this nonsense? You are the second most pathetic Mormon-basher I've ever seen. You're going to have to try harder if you want to catch to with PsychoJay's level of crapulence.

Mr_Crink

Damn, only second best? I knew I shouldn't have held back.

I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE....SHUT THE fark UP WITH ALL THE TALK ABOUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO KILL CHILDREN IN IRAQ NOW. YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY DEFINITELY SHOULD DIE. IF YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET RID OF SOME ROACHES, WHERE DO YOU START? WITH THE ONES THAT ARE FULL GROWN AND READY TO DIE? HELL NO. YOU GET RID OF THE BABIES. THOSE farkING KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TERRORISTS WAITING TO HAPPEN. TO ALL OF YOU SAYING THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER, I HOPE SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS IN THE NEXT BUILDING THAT GETS BLOWN UP BY ONE OF THESE ASSHATS.

Jorgegood

Wow, trying to take the asshat title for this thread?

I'll bet he taught her that dancing and caffeine are acceptable.. the bastard.

PEACEBOY, PRETTY CREATIVE shiat THERE.....ALTHOUGH IF YOU WERE REALLY PEACEFUL, YOU WOULDN'T BE PROVOKING shiat.

Jorgegood-

If you really believe what you wrote... you suck. To think someone could be so stupid and hateful makes me sick. Do you think that all Iraqis are terrorists? Do you think every child in Iraq is fated to grow up to be an anti-American terrorist?

I'm not anti-war. In fact, I think it's funny how many people I know that cried, "We had intelligence about the 9/11 attacks, why didn't we prevent it?!" are the same folks saying, "Peace, not war!" And turn their backs to the American flag during the national anthem at basketball games.

But I definitely do NOT believe in killing innocent children.

aaahahahah.
What a lame-o flamer.
*shakes head*

What are you, Jorgegood, 12?

If we're going to bash Mormans, shouldn't we start with magic glasses and invisible tablets?

JJJS:
Don't bother taking the bait.
Just let him fizzle.

Peaceboyfunny.

Jorgegood: Why is 'shiat' the only word you don't use cap key for?

Jorgegood TO ALL OF YOU SAYING THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER, I HOPE SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS IN THE NEXT BUILDING THAT GETS BLOWN UP BY ONE OF THESE ASSHATS.

Yeah, because the 9/11 hijackers and Al Queda are Iraqi. Try again jackass.

Number A: you don't have to shout.

Jorgegood- The caps lock is right next to the "A".

Stugar- That word was run through the filter and farkerized for your protection.

PsychJay and Confabluat- feh.

STUGAR:

FARK CHANGES WORDS IT DOESN'T SEE FIT FOR POSTING. DUMBASS.

GUY INNAGORILLASUIT:

NO, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. BUT AL QUEDA IS FUNDED BY IRAQ. DUMBASS. WHERE THE fark DO YOU THINK THEY GET THE MONEY FOR THE shiat THEY PULL? AND 9/11 ISN'T THE ONLY INCIDENT OF BUILDINGS BLOWING UP RECENTLY, YOU UNEDUCATED MOTHERfarkER.

ANDREAS:

fark YOU. I'M NOT 12. I'M EDUCATED. I'VE COMPLETED GRAD SCHOOL, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST OF YOU biatchES. YOU GUYS SPEND SO MUCH farkING TIME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NO BOOBIES POSTED, AND THEN WHEN THERE ARE, YOU biatch THAT THEY ARE FAKE. LIKE ANY OF YOU COULD GET ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR RIGHT HAND. YOU farkING LOSERS. ANYONE ELSE WANT TO START shiat WITH ME? LET'S GO.....SO FAR YOU WITLESS BASTARDS HAVE BEEN PRETTY DISAPPOINTING, NOT TO MENTION INCREDIBLY INACCURATE.

Jorgegood

Put the keyboard down we've got you surrounded!