FARK.com: (4665720) German men are "world's worst lovers" because they have B.O., with English men in second place because they are too lazy in bed. Americans ranked 5th due to being confused with the Dutch

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		German men are "world's worst lovers" because they have B.O., with English men in second place because they are too lazy in bed. Americans ranked 5th due to being confused with the Dutch (telegraph.co.uk)		386
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Elvis_Bogart

2009-09-29 07:48:55 AM

BO? They have Barrack Obama? That makes absolutely no sense at all.

Edsel

2009-09-29 07:52:07 AM

What multinational megasluts did they get to fill out THIS survey?

FredaDeStilleto

2009-09-29 07:54:44 AM

/hot?

Ender's

2009-09-29 08:05:47 AM

There are only two things I cannot stand in this world.

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures............. and the Dutch.

Slaxl

2009-09-29 08:27:54 AM

You'd think being 2nd worst would upset or bother English men, but no, we beat the Germans, so we're happy.

staplermofo

2009-09-29 08:33:45 AM

My Mom always told me Englishmen came 2nd because they were gentlemen.

HaywoodJablonski

2009-09-29 08:47:41 AM

Wales voted 7th worst. How did they communicate with the ewes?

eddyatwork

2009-09-29 09:02:38 AM

Too rough? I thought women liked it when you slam their head into the headboard.

sepuku2

2009-09-29 09:03:23 AM

staplermofo: My Mom always told me Englishmen came 2nd because they were gentlemen.

I think they came in 2nd because they're foppish.

Sybarite

2009-09-29 10:14:02 AM

5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-09-29 10:28:22 AM

Turkey (too sweaty)

Oh, so they sampled their "Germans" from Berlin. Gotcha.

sepuku2

2009-09-29 10:29:42 AM

Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

But if you read the statement above it, it says too domineering which is then switched with the Dutch on the list. Therebye creating a confusion with the Dutch and American. Get it?

gopher321

2009-09-29 10:40:05 AM

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

WE'RE # 10!!!

Uh, hang on there...

Makh

2009-09-29 10:43:08 AM

This isn't so bad, US. Just gotta find a country where the women like being subs.

beerrun

2009-09-29 10:48:43 AM

It's not that they have B.O. It's that they don't shower or use deodorant.

/The time I was sandwiched in the elevator in the Coit Tower with 8 sweaty, stinky German tourists on a hot September afternoon still haunts me to this day.

//excuse me. gotta go hurl.

Dr.Knockboots

2009-09-29 10:57:59 AM

..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.

Super Chronic

2009-09-29 11:14:01 AM

Dr.Knockboots: ..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.

Awesome.

The Angry Hand of God

2009-09-29 11:14:11 AM

So they left all the African countries out, or do women do really enjoy being raped?

m3chman

2009-09-29 11:14:23 AM

Pretty bad when South Africa ranks above the US.

/Everyone has AIDS!

vodka

2009-09-29 11:14:37 AM

I think this says more about the women than the men in various countries.

doctorwormwood

2009-09-29 11:15:49 AM

LOL@SCOTLAND!!! OOO YA YEW GONNA GIIT SOOOM O THIES YA WEE HAGGIS EEEETAER... IIII'LL HEEEEVVV YE!!!!

JeffreyScott

2009-09-29 11:16:10 AM

FTA: "8. Scotland (too loud) "

That made me laugh!

Hence the Name...

2009-09-29 11:16:25 AM

The one thing I hate about the Dutch is their ovens.

Super Chronic

2009-09-29 11:16:27 AM

Because if there's one thing I really want to know, it's what sweeping cultural stereotypes the promiscuous women of the world are able to glean from their experiences.

Thisbymaster

2009-09-29 11:16:56 AM

The Angry Hand of God: So they left all the African countries out, or do women do really enjoy being raped?
Thatsracist.jpg

AllyOop

2009-09-29 11:16:59 AM

gopher321: CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

WE'RE # 10!!!

Uh, hang on there...

My thoughts exactly!! :D

kxs401

2009-09-29 11:17:22 AM

vodka: I think this says more about the women than the men in various countries.

It says that we like good sex?

iollow

2009-09-29 11:17:24 AM

Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

DOW

2009-09-29 11:18:14 AM

We're number 9! We're number 9!

kxs401

2009-09-29 11:18:31 AM

iollow: Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

Also, it's just plain hot.

/Pull my hair and spank me
//Not you, specifically

Gothnet

2009-09-29 11:18:31 AM

English men make the women do all the work.

Sorry, was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?

communistsarestupid

2009-09-29 11:18:42 AM

Woman: Germans are all bad in bed.

Proper Response: Think you would have figured that out after the first 20 million.

Rapmaster2000

2009-09-29 11:19:00 AM

Super Chronic: Because if there's one thing I really want to know, it's what sweeping cultural stereotypes the promiscuous women of the world are able to glean from their experiences.

There's no indication that these women aren't virgins. They're just guessing what the men are like based on popular national identities.

How else could America Jr. score higher than America?

MysticSavage

2009-09-29 11:20:10 AM

JeffreyScott: FTA: "8. Scotland (too loud) "

That made me laugh!

No kidding, when you bring in those friggin' bagpipes...

H31N0US

2009-09-29 11:20:12 AM

iollow: There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

Conversely, if the women is too sore from previous rough sex with someone else, you don't care.

Golden Ace

2009-09-29 11:20:22 AM

Wait...

Canada?

boozerman

2009-09-29 11:20:33 AM

Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

VERY close to being right, but it should read:

"Shut up, you love it" it should be given as a command (preferably while pulling her hair) and not like you are trying to convince her she loves it.

tricycleracer

2009-09-29 11:20:39 AM

Edsel: What multinational megasluts did they get to fill out THIS survey?

The Super Bowl/World Cup Hooker Union.

h2oincfs

2009-09-29 11:21:12 AM

"Women all over the world are difficult to please."

please_not_again

2009-09-29 11:21:28 AM

Is #4 on the best list for real?

I guess a lot of the women they polled just have been doms.

/Aussies suspiciously absent

Poppyale

2009-09-29 11:22:33 AM

Oh no. Who summoned him?

and on a side note..... I'd say Germans are up at the top of the list because of the top of the...the extra...that part that you don't.......uumm, yeah. That.

Devin172

2009-09-29 11:22:50 AM

Rough? I like to think of it as exercise.

Cthulhu Theory

2009-09-29 11:23:36 AM

What about women? How do the women from these countries stack up? Inquiring minds NEED to know!

castrejo

2009-09-29 11:23:50 AM

When will these survey people learn geography ..Portugal shouldn´t be confused with Spain

MoparPower

2009-09-29 11:25:00 AM

Dr.Knockboots: ..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.

Well I have stuff to do, the other two can Finish up.

LeroyBourne

2009-09-29 11:25:25 AM

Too rough? I thought women liked there heads stuffed in between the couch cushions?

I'm over it now

2009-09-29 11:25:27 AM

beerrun: It's not that they have B.O. It's that they don't shower or use deodorant.

/The time I was sandwiched in the elevator in the Coit Tower with 8 sweaty, stinky German tourists on a hot September afternoon still haunts me to this day.

//excuse me. gotta go hurl.

Germans in general--not just men---have some sort of aversion to deodorant. Been there twice, and had similar experiences both times.
The Funk---it can be great.

AngryJailhouseFistfark

2009-09-29 11:26:07 AM

kxs401: iollow: Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

Also, it's just plain hot.

/Pull my hair and spank me
//Not you, specifically

Hey now. So how YOU doin'?

rastjr

2009-09-29 11:26:13 AM

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Ladies, the line starts to the left.

Dull Cow Eyes

2009-09-29 11:26:18 AM

poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly

What? A German pole with 15,000 women? Of course that's gonna smell.

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