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(Telegraph) Amusing German men are "world's worst lovers" because they have B.O., with English men in second place because they are too lazy in bed. Americans ranked 5th due to being confused with the Dutch   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 386
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2009-09-29 07:48:55 AM
BO? They have Barrack Obama? That makes absolutely no sense at all.
 
2009-09-29 07:52:07 AM
What multinational megasluts did they get to fill out THIS survey?
 
2009-09-29 07:54:44 AM
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/hot?
 
2009-09-29 08:05:47 AM
There are only two things I cannot stand in this world.

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures............. and the Dutch.
 
2009-09-29 08:27:54 AM
You'd think being 2nd worst would upset or bother English men, but no, we beat the Germans, so we're happy.
 
2009-09-29 08:33:45 AM
My Mom always told me Englishmen came 2nd because they were gentlemen.
 
2009-09-29 08:47:41 AM
Wales voted 7th worst. How did they communicate with the ewes?
 
2009-09-29 09:02:38 AM
Too rough? I thought women liked it when you slam their head into the headboard.
 
2009-09-29 09:03:23 AM
staplermofo: My Mom always told me Englishmen came 2nd because they were gentlemen.

I think they came in 2nd because they're foppish.
 
2009-09-29 10:14:02 AM
5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.
 
2009-09-29 10:28:22 AM
Turkey (too sweaty)

Oh, so they sampled their "Germans" from Berlin. Gotcha.
 
2009-09-29 10:29:42 AM
Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.


But if you read the statement above it, it says too domineering which is then switched with the Dutch on the list. Therebye creating a confusion with the Dutch and American. Get it?
 
2009-09-29 10:40:05 AM
CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

WE'RE # 10!!!

Uh, hang on there...
 
2009-09-29 10:43:08 AM
This isn't so bad, US. Just gotta find a country where the women like being subs.
 
2009-09-29 10:48:43 AM
It's not that they have B.O. It's that they don't shower or use deodorant.

/The time I was sandwiched in the elevator in the Coit Tower with 8 sweaty, stinky German tourists on a hot September afternoon still haunts me to this day.

//excuse me. gotta go hurl.
 
2009-09-29 10:57:59 AM
..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.
 
2009-09-29 11:14:01 AM
Dr.Knockboots: ..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.


Awesome.
 
2009-09-29 11:14:11 AM
So they left all the African countries out, or do women do really enjoy being raped?
 
2009-09-29 11:14:23 AM
Pretty bad when South Africa ranks above the US.

/Everyone has AIDS!
 
2009-09-29 11:14:37 AM
I think this says more about the women than the men in various countries.
 
2009-09-29 11:15:49 AM
LOL@SCOTLAND!!! OOO YA YEW GONNA GIIT SOOOM O THIES YA WEE HAGGIS EEEETAER... IIII'LL HEEEEVVV YE!!!!
 
2009-09-29 11:16:10 AM
FTA: "8. Scotland (too loud) "

That made me laugh!
 
2009-09-29 11:16:25 AM
The one thing I hate about the Dutch is their ovens.
 
2009-09-29 11:16:27 AM
Because if there's one thing I really want to know, it's what sweeping cultural stereotypes the promiscuous women of the world are able to glean from their experiences.
 
2009-09-29 11:16:56 AM
The Angry Hand of God: So they left all the African countries out, or do women do really enjoy being raped?
Thatsracist.jpg
 
2009-09-29 11:16:59 AM
gopher321: CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

WE'RE # 10!!!

Uh, hang on there...


My thoughts exactly!! :D
 
2009-09-29 11:17:22 AM
vodka: I think this says more about the women than the men in various countries.

It says that we like good sex?
 
2009-09-29 11:17:24 AM
Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.


There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.
 
DOW
2009-09-29 11:18:14 AM
We're number 9! We're number 9!
 
2009-09-29 11:18:31 AM
iollow: Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.


Also, it's just plain hot.

/Pull my hair and spank me
//Not you, specifically
 
2009-09-29 11:18:31 AM
English men make the women do all the work.

Sorry, was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?
 
2009-09-29 11:18:42 AM
Woman: Germans are all bad in bed.

Proper Response: Think you would have figured that out after the first 20 million.
 
2009-09-29 11:19:00 AM
Super Chronic: Because if there's one thing I really want to know, it's what sweeping cultural stereotypes the promiscuous women of the world are able to glean from their experiences.

There's no indication that these women aren't virgins. They're just guessing what the men are like based on popular national identities.

How else could America Jr. score higher than America?
 
2009-09-29 11:20:10 AM
JeffreyScott: FTA: "8. Scotland (too loud) "

That made me laugh!


No kidding, when you bring in those friggin' bagpipes...
 
2009-09-29 11:20:12 AM
iollow: There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

Conversely, if the women is too sore from previous rough sex with someone else, you don't care.
 
2009-09-29 11:20:22 AM
Wait...

Canada?
 
2009-09-29 11:20:33 AM
Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.


VERY close to being right, but it should read:

"Shut up, you love it" it should be given as a command (preferably while pulling her hair) and not like you are trying to convince her she loves it.
 
2009-09-29 11:20:39 AM
Edsel: What multinational megasluts did they get to fill out THIS survey?

The Super Bowl/World Cup Hooker Union.
 
2009-09-29 11:21:12 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

"Women all over the world are difficult to please."
 
2009-09-29 11:21:28 AM
Is #4 on the best list for real?

I guess a lot of the women they polled just have been doms.

/Aussies suspiciously absent
 
2009-09-29 11:22:33 AM
Oh no. Who summoned him?



and on a side note..... I'd say Germans are up at the top of the list because of the top of the...the extra...that part that you don't.......uumm, yeah. That.
 
2009-09-29 11:22:50 AM
Rough? I like to think of it as exercise.
 
2009-09-29 11:23:36 AM
What about women? How do the women from these countries stack up? Inquiring minds NEED to know!
 
2009-09-29 11:23:50 AM
When will these survey people learn geography ..Portugal shouldn´t be confused with Spain
 
2009-09-29 11:25:00 AM
Dr.Knockboots: ..while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

ahem, I believe they came first.


Well I have stuff to do, the other two can Finish up.
 
2009-09-29 11:25:25 AM
Too rough? I thought women liked there heads stuffed in between the couch cushions?
 
2009-09-29 11:25:27 AM
beerrun: It's not that they have B.O. It's that they don't shower or use deodorant.

/The time I was sandwiched in the elevator in the Coit Tower with 8 sweaty, stinky German tourists on a hot September afternoon still haunts me to this day.

//excuse me. gotta go hurl.


Germans in general--not just men---have some sort of aversion to deodorant. Been there twice, and had similar experiences both times.
The Funk---it can be great.
 
2009-09-29 11:26:07 AM
kxs401: iollow: Sybarite: 5. America (too rough)

You know you love it.

There's a theory that being rough is an evolutionary advantage. If the woman is too sore to have sex again that night, your sperm stays there, instead of being replaced by some guy she might have farked 10 minutes after you.

Also, it's just plain hot.

/Pull my hair and spank me
//Not you, specifically


Hey now. So how YOU doin'?
 
2009-09-29 11:26:13 AM
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Ladies, the line starts to the left.
 
2009-09-29 11:26:18 AM
poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly


What? A German pole with 15,000 women? Of course that's gonna smell.
 
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