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7136 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2001 at 8:56 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-16 09:08:37 AM  

2001-09-16 09:30:53 AM  
hehe, I agree... what the hell is that?
2001-09-16 09:35:34 AM  
I've been to 3 county fairs and 2 goat ropings and I've never seen anything like this! WTF?
2001-09-16 09:38:17 AM  
I remember this. I still get nightmares and occasions bleeding from the anus from this.

But I like it.
2001-09-16 10:27:20 AM  
Got Rice?
2001-09-16 11:09:12 AM  
Who the hell makes this shiat?
2001-09-16 11:14:01 AM  
Great drifting technique on the blue car.
2001-09-16 11:14:46 AM  
When you wanna go weeeeeeeeeeeee. Butcha aint got rice yet..
2001-09-16 12:21:14 PM  
I dunno if I'd get into a car that drives sideways like that...
2001-09-16 12:23:20 PM  
Excellent repeat!

Bding Bding Bding bzzz Baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!
2001-09-16 01:04:22 PM  
i still think of this every time i see a spoiler put on a car that really, just shouldn't have one. not sure what it has to do with this thing other than that there are cars involved though
2001-09-16 01:06:51 PM  
Wow...that's the first time I saw that one! I'm crying here!! What the HELL was that?
2001-09-16 01:11:58 PM  
did anyone else look at the barbie and the jetta man thing? i'm confused......laughing my ass off, but confused
2001-09-16 01:22:19 PM  
Excellent. I'd like this guy to piss off the "Calvin pissing sticker" people next.
2001-09-16 01:33:33 PM  
WTF is this is right!
2001-09-16 02:12:41 PM  
Aah, what memories.... What, that was like a week ago or something, right? Aah, sweet reminiscense...
2001-09-16 03:01:51 PM  
2001-09-16 03:03:17 PM  
heheh me == 1337 farker, because i know all of these :)
2001-09-16 03:12:46 PM  
who doesn't? :)
2001-09-16 04:04:13 PM  
That was simply beautiful. What it was I can not reliably say, but whatever 'it' was, 'it' was most assuredly brilliant.
2001-09-16 05:15:25 PM  
Actually.. I think I've finally figured out "what the hell" this is.... the title "How to Cook Rice in 9 Easy Steps" ...It looks to me like a tongue-in-cheek animutation of someone trying to make fun of all these teen-aged Hong Kong kids with Honda Civics with huge-assed spoilers that think they're hot stuff... Compared to a run-of-the-mill factory-issue Volkwagen that would kick the crap out of a Honda Civic any day.... Get it? "How to Cook Rice"??? Hope the explanation helps.. :-)
2001-09-16 06:44:59 PM  
Yeah, I remember this. Still makes very little sense. I believe that the consensus was then that this is trying to make fun of the Asians with souped-up cars. Of course, figuring that out took some work. I was a bit too busy wondering what was wrong with the cars (seriously, NOTHING goes "bruuuuummm-babruuummmm breeeeee." But definitely a funny animation.
2001-09-16 07:52:35 PM  
What the hell were the pokemon crew doing there?!
My brain has been turned to jelly.
2001-09-16 08:21:59 PM  
i picked up on the rice pun immediately... the sound effects in this are pricless
2001-09-16 08:49:28 PM  
JimDunlop: The thought is correct but, I work at a community college and most of the kids who drive the jap-traps aren't close to being oriental. I can't believe they bust their azz for minimum wage to put it all into some shiat like that.
2001-09-16 10:14:19 PM  
what the hell is this farking shizzle.?????:>()#
2001-09-16 11:01:19 PM  
Children McNuggets: Earlier you mentioned what school you go to... its a small world (class of 2001).

I saw only a couple riceburners in MN, but in Illinois it seems to be a lot more common. Not to mention the motorcycles that sound *exactly* like that sound effect.
2001-09-17 08:06:15 AM  
Jap cars are known as "rice wagons" in some parts
Maybe its this they are referring to ??
2001-09-17 10:48:32 AM  
Still the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-09-17 04:37:31 PM  
Ya, I agree, this did have me in tears.
2001-09-17 10:53:13 PM  
It is not what the hell is that

it is

What the hell is that
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