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(AZCentral)   Dog gets haircut. So bad that owner calls the police   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2003-03-12 10:43:55 PM  
Poodle? Bah, I'll stick with my German Shorthair Pointer.
 
2003-03-12 10:52:27 PM  
Are they ugg boots??

[image from community.webshots.com too old to be available]
 
2003-03-12 11:30:15 PM  
the owner of the shaved gato was a southern woman who asked the groomer to give her cat a "line" cut. or so the spam email goes.

anywho...the cat looks like he is plotting revenge,...
 
2003-03-12 11:46:56 PM  
By the look of those boobies in the first pic I think he's a she?

So what's a line cut spose to look like?
 
2003-03-13 12:58:07 AM  
Ok,...here is the text from the original spam email. I apologize for the farked formatting, but it did after all come directly from a spam joke email. I am blessed to have relatives new to the internet, therefore I get tons of (ick) FWDS

original text as follows

(by the pet owner)

and the cat is fine and back to normal.

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight
accent.
She
has
cats
and when she lived in the south she would take them to

the
groomers
and
have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is
when
all
of
the
fur
hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off
(because
it
gets
matted
or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the
cats
fur
got
all
tangled up during the move so she took it in for a
line
cut.
She
was
quite surprised when she heard the price as it was
twice
as
much
as
it
was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he
understood
what
a
line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut
is."
It
seems
her
accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this
is
how
her
cat
was
returned to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a
week...but
not
as
much
as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed

all
the
fur
it
had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat
Priceless!
 
2003-03-13 01:02:35 AM  
again, my farking apologies
 
2003-03-13 01:19:55 AM  
Phucking poodles are not dogs. Don't even try to claim they are. They are some funky abomination from hell, they are fugly (especially the big ass ugly ones) and they are just a slap in the face to doggy-dom. Poodles suck!
 
2003-03-13 01:45:56 AM  
stizz: You mean Lion cut. Its an actual grooming thing, meant to fix badly matted or knotted hair in cats. Its called lion because they vaguely resemble a lion around the head when its done.
 
2003-03-13 01:46:46 AM  
Blah. I should read later posts before posting.
 
2003-03-13 09:05:17 AM  
[image from dattaway.org too old to be available]
That is all.
 
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