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2003-03-12 01:57:47 PM
The woman told police that Shadow was so traumatized by his trim that he won't come when he's called

Ummm. maybe he's pissed at his owner for making him look like this:



/GSD/BlackLab mix owner

 
2003-03-12 02:06:11 PM
How much more police/court time can be wasted? It's hair for crying out loud! It will grow back. Like mom used to say, the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is usually about 2 weeks.
 
2003-03-12 02:17:55 PM
That's what you get for taking your dog to Great Clips.
 
2003-03-12 02:45:34 PM
Its a poodle damn it! They should all be extinct anyway. The mere fact that people are allowed to keep them is criminal in my mind. Bloody lap rats! Someone please post a picture of the STF up guy.
 
2003-03-12 02:55:27 PM
Who has who by the short and curlies now.........?
 
2003-03-12 02:56:49 PM
Bad cut for the biatch, what a biatch.
 
2003-03-12 03:29:57 PM
"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards"

[/Klinger]
 
2003-03-12 04:07:05 PM
I had a friend who had his dog's hair severely cut without his consent. He said that although it will grow back, that the color and texture probably wouldn't be the same (so say the experts) ... so he sued 'em. :-)

Seriously, it sounds like a whole lotta bunk, but if you severely change the appearance of someone's pet in a negligent manner, why shouldn't you be held accountable?
 
2003-03-12 05:39:21 PM
According to the dog owner, the groomer nicked Shadow's skin, cut off its topknot and poked the dog in eye.

LOL
 
2003-03-12 05:40:28 PM
Come Stains
 
2003-03-12 05:41:29 PM
Lady, it'll grow out. Now go make a date with Prince Valium.
 
Ade
2003-03-12 05:44:27 PM
According to the dog owner, the groomer nicked Shadow's skin, cut off its topknot and poked the dog in eye.


The groomer must have been trying VERY hard to do that. No one could be that clumsy otherwise.
 
2003-03-12 05:46:09 PM
Out of the 12 stories I submitted to Fark today, THIS is the one the admins pick to post?

Crazy, man. A little weak-sauce for Fark Lite, but hey. One step closer to the top contributor list. :)
 
2003-03-12 05:46:33 PM
forget the pic, I want video!
 
2003-03-12 05:49:55 PM
Ade
The groomer must have been trying VERY hard to do that. No one could be that clumsy otherwise.

I don't believe clumsiness is a factor here. Haven't you ever had your hair cut by a woman having a bad day?
 
2003-03-12 05:49:56 PM
I havn't met a poodle I did not want to dropkick into next week. Cats rule.
 
2003-03-12 05:54:30 PM
The woman told police that Shadow was so traumatized by his trim that he won't come when he's called


John Wayne Bobbit was so traumatized by his 'trim' that he won't come when called, either.
 
2003-03-12 05:55:43 PM
Haven't you ever had your hair cut by a woman having a bad day?


I had a balding guy give me a perm once (I'm a guy with long full hair). He tried ripping my hair out in the process.
 
2003-03-12 05:56:05 PM
Noodle noodle, golden poodle.
 
2003-03-12 05:59:57 PM
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

"Sparky"


What do you call a dog with no legs at all?

I doesn't matter cuz he aint comin' anyway.


...and the Steven Wright joke...

"I named my puppy 'Stay'. So now I call him just to freak him out. 'Come here, tay. Come here, Stay!'"
 
2003-03-12 06:05:39 PM
"According to the dog owner, the groomer nicked Shadow's skin, cut off its topknot and poked the dog in eye."

Ok, a little skin slicing and eye gouging is excusable, but cutting off the topknot? That's going too far!
 
2003-03-12 06:08:50 PM
I got a bad cut Monday but I didn't call police. I just came home and smoked some herb.
 
2003-03-12 06:13:32 PM
 
2003-03-12 06:14:53 PM
I think this is so funny a cut that I have to try it on my cat... only I think I might loose an eye if I try.
 
2003-03-12 06:23:52 PM
while no groomer should be nicking dogs or poking them in the eye, suing because a dog won't come when called? it sounds like the dog is so spoiled it won't listen, which could account for the grooming injuries. anyway, only the owner of a poodle would sue because of a bad haircut. but if the dog was injured because the groomer is that bad at grooming, suing for vet bills would be more logical. not the reason she gave. well i don't have to worry about groomers myself, my dogs will only let me wash, brush and clip their nails. they don't trust strangers with that shiat.
 
2003-03-12 06:24:00 PM
Poodles shouldn't even exist. She is just lucky they didn't exterminate the little shiat.
 
2003-03-12 06:28:55 PM
interviewer> and how did you know that shadow was poked in the eye by the groomer?

crazy lady> the pet psychic told me so
 
2003-03-12 06:36:07 PM
In the animal kingdom poodles = prey.


Oh and for the record, If I ever breed and have kids, they ALL get bad haircuts- it builds character and teaches them how to fight.

/Don't I know it

That is all.
 
2003-03-12 06:42:43 PM
Darth:
Its a poodle damn it! They should all be extinct anyway. ... Bloody lap rats!

Watch it...may have been one of those big-ass hunting poodles.

"Bite your head off, man!" /ghostbusters
"Chopper, sic balls!" /standbyme
 
2003-03-12 06:45:36 PM

"You've heard of bad hair days, but how about a bad fur day?"
 
2003-03-12 06:45:56 PM
My...heart...aches.
 
2003-03-12 07:00:36 PM
If it's a toy poodle or a miniature poodle, (what most people think of when they think of poodles) yeah, get rid of them. They are about useless. Stupid, nasty temperament, nervous as hell. Almost as bad as Chihuahuas. Oh yeah, they yap all the time, too. On the other hand, standard Poodles are cool. Big as a Labrador retriever, nice fur, smart, good tempered, and damn good swimmers.
 
2003-03-12 07:03:05 PM
Damn poodle lovers, this thread has gone to the dogs.
 
2003-03-12 07:03:42 PM
sorry..
 
2003-03-12 07:16:02 PM
Last week, a woman filed a destruction of property report concerning a dog groomer.

She better watch out. The people who get angry when others say they "own" their pets might come after her for this.

"Pet Guardian..." right.

The woman told police that Shadow was so traumatized by his trim that he won't come when he's called.

Too easy.
 
2003-03-12 07:41:22 PM
I wonder if they get free bang trims
 
2003-03-12 08:05:49 PM
"According to the dog owner, the groomer nicked Shadow's skin, cut off its topknot and poked the dog in eye."

if you read the article this goes past being a bad haircut!
That's animal abuse, and perfectly acceptable to file a police complaint. I'm sure most people think there's more important things police need to be doing, but she has a right to file her complaint.
 
2003-03-12 08:10:04 PM
Totally agree with RAGGING LEONARD - You have heard that the owner looks like their dogs - I wonder what this owner looks like (?)
 
2003-03-12 08:20:12 PM
I say, take the dog to the zoo and feed it to the lions. They won't care about the haircut.
 
2003-03-12 08:25:32 PM
wow..... why do i care again?
 
2003-03-12 08:58:03 PM
the worlds smallest violin play's for your heart...
 
2003-03-12 09:00:29 PM
shiat happens.
 
2003-03-12 09:05:27 PM
goddamn yattajackson that is too friggin' funny - that cat looks PISSED OFF!
 
2003-03-12 09:15:34 PM
Aw. Don't pick on the poor poodles. They're so damn inbred at this point that my bath mat has a higher IQ. This is why MUTTS RULE!
 
2003-03-12 09:21:27 PM
Greek Not all Chihuahuas are neurotic, I once met a very mellow one in a shop in Taos, NM. It was lying in the sun, looked up when the bell on the door jingled, then laid its head back down for a nap. Next time I was there (about 2 years later), the dog was trotting around after its owner, came and gave me a sniff, allowed a pat, then went to lay down behind the counter. Normal dog behavior.

What makes poodles and chihuahuas neurotic is their freaky owners that insist that their little baby needs to be coddled and held in their lap all the damn time.
 
2003-03-12 09:31:18 PM
I have a Standard Poodle, she's almost 60 lbs, I doubt you could kick her very far before she bit your leg off. She is by far the smartest dog I have ever had. Look up standard poodles, they are among the top 5 smartest breeds. Very even tempered too. We keep her groomed so that she still looks like a dog and not a powder puff but I love when they leave the tip of her tail all poofy. She's a girl afterall.
 
2003-03-12 09:56:27 PM
Standard poodles are cool. My piano teacher had one that would greet me at the door, and then lie under the piano for the duration of the lesson. Good dog. On the other hand, the Freedom Poodles must go. They should all get Drano injections, or be used to feed Mr. Hungry Woodchipper. Whirrrrrrrr......ROWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Whirrrrr....
 
2003-03-12 09:57:13 PM
well, at least he's not mormon....
 
2003-03-12 10:05:45 PM
This is why we have short-haired dogs. Our resident mutt (who is wonderful, if slightly crazed) needs minimal grooming, and he does most of it himself.
 
2003-03-12 10:06:36 PM
Poke a dog in the eye, flick fruit-pastilles at vicars, shove a deckchair up your nose, etc
 
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