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(Mainichi Daily News)   School bully rakes in 1.5 million yen in lunch money   ( divider line
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2003-03-12 01:02:40 PM  
1,500,000¥ = $12,809.11
2003-03-12 01:06:12 PM  
1,500,000¥ = $1.69
2003-03-12 01:06:22 PM  
1.5 million yen in Canadian money is 1,200 goofies and 50 purple billies
2003-03-12 01:06:37 PM  
I'm confused
2003-03-12 01:06:38 PM  
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2003-03-12 01:07:08 PM  
You can never have too many "U"s in squuezing.
2003-03-12 01:07:09 PM  
Well good for him.
2003-03-12 01:07:34 PM  
All I ever got was $3 and a P B & J...
2003-03-12 01:08:09 PM  
I'm surprised this article wasn't posted instead.
2003-03-12 01:08:19 PM  
Little git hope they string him up!

Can i say that?

Well i just did.
2003-03-12 01:08:25 PM  
looks like a lot of money.. whats the real conversion?
2003-03-12 01:08:31 PM  
I want my game software package back!
2003-03-12 01:08:32 PM  
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2003-03-12 01:09:12 PM  
Anybody else sick of daily Mainichi links?
2003-03-12 01:09:30 PM  
Thats the Japanese for you

Always trying to outdo us in production...even in extortion and bully tactics

As a former Nelson Muntz, you got to respect that.
2003-03-12 01:09:31 PM  
$12,809.11 in ass-pennies.

/mr. show
2003-03-12 01:09:33 PM  
That is a decent haul for a kid's organized crime syndicate.
2003-03-12 01:10:21 PM  
thx Fenrael
2003-03-12 01:10:23 PM  
what a bunch of pussies; must have been a damn good bully though.
2003-03-12 01:10:43 PM  
The real money is in racketeering
2003-03-12 01:11:07 PM  
How is this amusing?

Yeah, extortion is cute when they're so young.
2003-03-12 01:11:23 PM  
From the currency coverter:
100,000.00 Japan Yen
= 853.607 United States Dollars

1,500,000.00 Japan Yen
= 12,804.33 United States Dollars
2003-03-12 01:11:30 PM  

$12,000 dollars ? Either this guy is the most persuasive bully ever, of those kids pays for some pretty farking expensive lunches ! What kid walks around with that kind of money ? If a bully was bothering me and I had that much money, I'd use half the money for guns and bullets, and the other half for paying off the cops to 'look the other way'.

Or, pay off a space alien with penis tentacles to rape the bully.

2003-03-12 01:13:48 PM  
Was it Scott Farkis? Cause I heard he's got yellow eyes. So help me, yellow eyes...
2003-03-12 01:14:09 PM  
The Japanese are even over taking the Bully Industry from good ol' US bullies....scary.
2003-03-12 01:14:37 PM  
lol... he said penis tentacles...
2003-03-12 01:15:03 PM  
read the article, skinink.

they had to sell their game systems, that can easily add up to tens of thousands, especially if he was extorting from a large group of people.

wouldn't have worked when i was a kid, i think my most expensive toy was my bike, and even that was worth only 80 or so.
2003-03-12 01:19:01 PM  
Thank you Femme-fatale....I was waiting for Nelson to show up in this thread.
2003-03-12 01:19:30 PM  


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2003-03-12 01:19:33 PM  
This seems at least plausible to me. I heard of a guy who panhandles on Wall Street and he brings in upwards of 100K a year. Any truth to THAT? Now THAT's odd....
2003-03-12 01:19:37 PM  
Daily Mainichi = Daily Lame-ichi

I got nothing...
2003-03-12 01:20:47 PM  
You dirty teen!
2003-03-12 01:21:31 PM  
Swollag -

Hell yeah it's true. There are panhandlers here in NC that stand near the on/off ramps and drive SUVs home. An expose revealed that most make upward of $65,000 a year.

/in the wrong business
2003-03-12 01:21:47 PM  
Bitterman...Thank you...I am.
2003-03-12 01:23:34 PM  
Not news at 11, honest business takes a final shot to the crotch.
2003-03-12 01:23:41 PM  
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2003-03-12 01:24:03 PM  
Wasn't ass-pennies from Upright Citizens Brigade?
2003-03-12 01:25:18 PM  
Try again

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2003-03-12 01:25:20 PM  
Trouble -

You know, you may be right...pick up your prize at the door.
2003-03-12 01:30:30 PM  
"used his classmates to blackmail classmates out of 1.5 million yen"

Used his classmates? To blackmail them?
2003-03-12 01:36:13 PM  
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Yep, from UCB.

BamaTide: Hehehe..."He had yellow eyes. So help me God, yellow eyes!"
2003-03-12 01:38:25 PM  
Amusing? Shouldn't a bunch of computer geeks be reading with clenched fists & mashing teeth?
2003-03-12 02:09:21 PM  
isn't "ass pennies" from Upright Citizens Brigade?
2003-03-12 02:12:00 PM  
That's "gnashing" teeth, and no. It's funny because it didn't happen to us this time.
2003-03-12 02:25:20 PM  
What would be the exchange rate with Dong?
2003-03-12 02:27:25 PM  
2003-03-12 02:29:59 PM  
LOL Cosimo
2003-03-12 02:32:56 PM  
03-12-03 01:38:25 PM

Amusing? Shouldn't a bunch of computer geeks be reading with clenched fists & mashing teeth?
Throughout all my school years the bullies never tried to take my lunch money. They just beat the crap out of me, called me a satanist, kicked me in the stomach one last time and went on with their day as if nothing happened.

Am I bitter? Naah. 'Cause now all the guys that used to knock the hell out of me have five kids and are living in trailers because they thought that their football scores in highschool meant a damn in the real world. Not angry at all, in ten years that idiot kid's going to be serving Big Macs to the kids that he bullied - who were smart enough to make it in the real world. :)
2003-03-12 02:44:24 PM  
wtf is an ass penny?
2003-03-12 02:48:42 PM  
Damn, that's pretty good business. I know what I'm doing if I lose my day job.
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