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(Forres-Gazette)   Man tired of mowing his lawn, enlists herd of wild boar to do it for him (with pic)   (forres-gazette.co.uk) divider line 28
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2003-03-12 12:32:21 PM

The caption should read: Photo taken just moments before little Kit (four) was rammed and critically gored, repeatedly, by the wild boar.
 
2003-03-12 12:53:25 PM
Nice to hear the Spice Girls are keeping busy.
 
2003-03-12 02:00:56 PM
Nice to hear Rosie O'Donnell is keeping busy.
 
2003-03-12 02:11:40 PM
Lawn = forest land?
 
2003-03-12 03:10:15 PM
BOAR + MOAB = Instant BBQ. Save the world, feed the hungry, and recycle lawn clippings at the same time!
 
2003-03-12 05:18:28 PM
So, who did he enlist to clean up the boars' shiat?? I'd rather mow the lawn.
 
2003-03-12 05:18:45 PM
Eh, i had a girlfriend that had cows do it for her.

They trimmed the law too. *drumhit*
 
2003-03-12 05:18:59 PM
Sir Alistair Cumming...

MUST... RESIST... URGE...
 
2003-03-12 05:19:33 PM
Yeah, because Boars shiatting and breeding all over your lawn is much more aesthetically pleasing than tall grass.
 
2003-03-12 05:20:38 PM
This article was boaring.

/had to, sorry
 
2003-03-12 05:21:09 PM
Elizabeth Smart was just found, where's the breaking fark?
 
2003-03-12 05:23:16 PM
and i quoteh "They have already been befriended by Sir Alistair's sons, William (9) and Kit (4), who visit the animals regularly to tempt them with their favourite treat - tasty pig nuts."
 
2003-03-12 05:23:42 PM
"are quite curious and often come up for a nosey."

A nosey?!?
 
2003-03-12 05:24:05 PM
Wow! You've got rednecks on your side of the pond, too? Cool!
 
2003-03-12 05:27:16 PM
Mmmmmmmm...tasty pig nuts.....
 
2003-03-12 05:30:30 PM
I'd be worried about one of the kids riding the lawn-mowing boar into the pond and drowning.
 
2003-03-12 06:09:05 PM
Christ, I wish my wife and sisters-in law would start on my lawn..............oh, wait a minute. Lemme read the article.
 
2003-03-12 06:13:49 PM
Can anyone see that text? It's uber small.
 
2003-03-12 06:14:17 PM
Cows work okay. Except for the hoof dents and the fertilizer problem.

-- hey! What d'ya mean, rednecks?
 
2003-03-12 06:42:48 PM
Any Farkettes care for a nosey?
 
2003-03-12 06:57:18 PM
Thats nothing, I sprinkle M & M's on my lawn and have Anna Nicole Smith over.
 
2003-03-12 07:43:06 PM
Nice to hear....uh, fark, nothing.
 
2003-03-12 08:35:53 PM
I used to know a guy named Dale who had goats in his yard so he wouldn't have to mow. True story. He lived in a pretty old, kinda low-rent subdivision outside the city limits of the nearby town, so he wasn't violating any city code or anything. It didn't look to me like the goats were doing the job, though. The grass was knee-deep in his yard.
 
2003-03-12 09:20:41 PM
My uncle has a 5 acre yard and he put calves in most of it, and it works pretty good.
 
2003-03-12 11:39:32 PM
heh heh, he said cumming....
 
2003-03-13 09:09:57 AM
Hmmm, pig nuts
 
2003-03-13 12:39:37 PM
To prove how tough they were, folks from ancient times would hunt wild boar. Obviously they were bigger and more ferocious then these in the story.

Apparently, some wild boar grow to be quite large and have those nasty tusks. The Greeks added a cross-bar to their hunting spears because sometimes they would stab the boar and it would keep coming at them, even impaling themselves further along the spear shaft.
 
2003-03-13 04:27:22 PM
Quote the boar, "It's a living."

/Once again the most obvious is neglected.
 
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