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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Famous German polar bear now old enough that keepers have found him a girl bear so he can get a Knut   (cbs4denver.com) divider line 34
    More: Spiffy, Famous German, Knut, Berlin Zoo, Munich, smokey, circuits, girls, zoology  
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2009-09-27 11:41:55 AM
Knut's gonna bust a knut.
 
2009-09-27 12:40:34 PM
Mentat: Knut's gonna bust a knut.

Over in one.

/Last one to leave turn the lights off
 
2009-09-27 12:40:43 PM
He can finally get Innuit.
 
2009-09-27 12:42:06 PM
I think it's just grizzly that the zoo would panda to the lowest tastes of the public. There's a reason why right and wrong are polar opposites.
 
2009-09-27 12:44:56 PM
CygnusDarius: Mentat: Knut's gonna bust a knut.

Over in one.

/Last one to leave turn the lights off


Low hanging fruit.
 
2009-09-27 12:45:25 PM
They don't seem to hate each other? Sounds like love to me.
 
2009-09-27 12:46:22 PM
I'm glad the "bust a Knut" comment came so quickly. No blue balls in this thread. Penis.
 
2009-09-27 12:48:05 PM
CygnusDarius:
Mentat: Knut's gonna bust a knut.

Over in one.


Stale. Come up with something yourself.
 
2009-09-27 12:49:08 PM
"bust a Knut" should have been at the end of the headline. "get a Knut" is nonsense.
 
2009-09-27 12:50:09 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: I think it's just grizzly that the zoo would panda to the lowest tastes of the public. There's a reason why right and wrong are polar opposites.

Knut it out, those puns are so horrible I can bearly stand them.
 
2009-09-27 12:50:47 PM
He's gonna tap dat ursa in a major way.
 
2009-09-27 12:57:20 PM
I chuckled, subby.
 
2009-09-27 12:58:06 PM
awwww.....kodiak moment?

/i had to try...
 
b3x
2009-09-27 12:59:05 PM
i'd hit it

//queue the sharp knees comments
 
2009-09-27 12:59:39 PM
This is all fine and well until you see the related stories...

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Clearly, demonic forces are at work and Knut is controlling them.
 
2009-09-27 01:00:31 PM
www.imagechicken.com

You know who else loved polar bears?
 
2009-09-27 01:01:14 PM
He may very well end up tying the "knut" with Giovanna
 
2009-09-27 01:03:36 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This is all fine and well until you see the related stories...

Clearly, demonic forces are at work and Knut is controlling them.


is there trouble bruin at the Berlin zoo?
 
2009-09-27 01:03:40 PM
nonfictionlover.today.com
 
2009-09-27 01:30:16 PM
What if he's gay? Bringing in another male would make a pair of Knuts.

/Got nothin'
 
2009-09-27 01:31:43 PM
WFern: What if he's gay? Bringing in another male would make a pair of Knuts.

/Got nothin'



What if he's bi-polar?
 
2009-09-27 01:36:00 PM
TFA reminds me of when the Atlanta Zoo found a female for their famous gorilla Wille B. They were afraid he was too old and would not know how.... to be romantic. There were actually billboards and bumper stickers that said "Willie or won't he?"
 
2009-09-27 01:46:26 PM
torgo jr.: is there trouble bruin at the Berlin zoo?

You mean a cataclysmic battle?

Something like man ursus beast?
 
2009-09-27 01:58:38 PM
We all know this is an experiment to try and create panzerbjorn
 
2009-09-27 02:00:47 PM
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He turned me into a knut!
 
2009-09-27 02:01:20 PM
She's gonna get a Klondike bar?

/got nothing
 
2009-09-27 02:43:06 PM
I've just been there last week, Aqua zoo in Berlin. Really big zoo.

i34.tinypic.com

I don't know Knut personally.
 
2009-09-27 04:41:43 PM
Mentat: Knut's gonna bust a knut.

you just ripped off the headline.

/-10
 
2009-09-27 08:07:04 PM
Here's a recent pic of that cute little Knut.
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-09-27 10:20:20 PM
Vkingbanna: Here's a recent pic of that cute little Knut.

Knut's kinda being a kunt.
 
2009-09-28 06:28:59 AM
Bagelox-99: Vkingbanna: Here's a recent pic of that cute little Knut.

Knut's kinda being a kunt.


This thread is full of WIN!
 
2009-09-28 08:07:28 AM
Humorbot 5.0: She's gonna get a Klondike bar?

/got nothing


I've heard what she does for those. It ain't pretty.

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2009-09-28 12:04:08 PM
xahlee.org

Bears mostly come out at night. Mostly
 
2009-09-28 06:51:14 PM
Why do I suddenly have flashbacks of that parody of Yogi Bear done by the creator of Ren & Stimpy, which features Boo-Boo going native, stealing Yogi's girlfriend, and eventually getting shot by the park ranger?
 
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