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(MSNBC)   Here she goes again: former Celebrity Rehab patient Tawny Kitaen arrested for DUI   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
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2009-09-27 12:44:48 AM  
So hot and then not.
 
2009-09-27 01:02:56 AM  
Swerving down the only road she's ever known.
 
2009-09-27 01:11:32 AM  
Like a drunkard she was born to drink alone
 
2009-09-27 01:25:29 AM  
She's out of her mind
 
2009-09-27 01:25:50 AM  
Thread over.
 
2009-09-27 01:26:46 AM  
And she's made up her mind, she's drinkin' that wine
 
2009-09-27 01:26:49 AM  
So am I the only person who didn't like that song?

Don't get me wrong, liked the video just fine, just didn't care for the song...
 
2009-09-27 01:27:29 AM  
She gets wasted all the time.

And here she goes again.
 
2009-09-27 01:30:07 AM  
wow who cares
 
2009-09-27 01:30:20 AM  
Actually, if you watched Celebrity Rehab, she was a very sweet, intelligent person who endured an incredibly messed up childhood.

She also has a daughter. Sad tag very appropriate.
 
2009-09-27 01:32:10 AM  
This thread is missing ... something. I am not sure what....


Oh .. Yeah.
cdn.mademan.com
 
2009-09-27 01:32:27 AM  
I don't know where I'm going
And I can't remember where I've been

/may as well be my theme song
 
2009-09-27 01:32:36 AM  
When are people going to learn it is not 1987 and it will never be 1987 again!!

/ heehhehheh Whitesnake 1987!!! RAWK!!!1
 
2009-09-27 01:33:12 AM  

moothemagiccow: wow who cares


You.
 
2009-09-27 01:33:29 AM  
'Cuz I know what it means
To spill beer on the front of your jeans
 
2009-09-27 01:34:07 AM  
Banner ad gold. First Valtrex, then when I hit back to do a double take, Checkpoint Strikeforce, talking about the 25,000 DUI arrests in Virginia. Good job, Drew!
 
2009-09-27 01:34:39 AM  
FWIW

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again (pops to YouTube)
 
2009-09-27 01:35:00 AM  

phlegmmo: Damn!


To be fair, that's more than 20 years. What are you expecting?
 
2009-09-27 01:35:02 AM  

i281.photobucket.com

"And there she was, writhing on top of the car! What was David Coverdale to do?"

 
2009-09-27 01:36:20 AM  
just another tard in need of rescue
 
2009-09-27 01:39:40 AM  
Arrested at 3pm for DUI?

Either she was still drunk from the night before or she got an early start. As is usual with such arrests, they've left out details as to whether she was being a threat to other people on the road or not.
 
2009-09-27 01:40:06 AM  

Shadow Blasko: This thread is missing ... something. I am not sure what....


Oh .. Yeah.


every thread needs more old school M2.
i miss the good old request channel.
 
2009-09-27 01:41:01 AM  
swahnhennessy:
phlegmmo: Damn!

To be fair, that's more than 20 years. What are you expecting?


I was not expecting it to look like a lot more than 20 years. To be fair, though, the second shot looks to be w/o make-up and hair work.
 
2009-09-27 01:41:34 AM  

belowner: As is usual with such arrests, they've left out details as to whether she was being a threat to other people on the road or not.


Er...how do you mean? She was arrested for DUI. Unless she was on her own private road, I don't see the distinction.
 
2009-09-27 01:43:21 AM  
This is a lot more than 20 years.
pictures.streakr.com
 
2009-09-27 01:43:55 AM  
Why do I have 3 posts in a thread about some skank in a video from a band I hated?

/going to bed
//8 AM
 
2009-09-27 01:45:18 AM  

swahnhennessy: Why do I have 3 posts in a thread about some skank in a video from a band I hated?


4.

/5
//make it stop
 
2009-09-27 01:48:02 AM  
swahnhennessy:
Why do I have 3 posts in a thread about some skank in a video from a band I hated?

/going to bed
//8 AM


Just shy of 11:00 PM here.
 
2009-09-27 01:48:35 AM  
I saw her at an Indians game.
She was a mess.
/Really. She had no idea of where she was.
//Wish her luck...
 
2009-09-27 01:50:00 AM  

felixstrange: Actually, if you watched Celebrity Rehab, she was a very sweet, intelligent person who endured an incredibly messed up childhood.


Oh for fark's sake, I thought subby made up Celebrity Rehab for the purposes of this headline. Sweet shiat, people will watch anything.
 
2009-09-27 01:51:10 AM  
I'm feeling Tawny and I can't Kitaen myself.
 
2009-09-27 01:52:04 AM  
Maybe we'll see her again in Season 3. Nothing can top when the dude from Crazytown started smoking rock on the roof of the rehab though.
 
2009-09-27 01:53:40 AM  

belowner: Arrested at 3pm for DUI?

Either she was still drunk from the night before or she got an early start. As is usual with such arrests, they've left out details as to whether she was being a threat to other people on the road or not.


"usual with such arrests"? What is that supposed to mean? From a different article on the arrest:

Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.

so yah, it sounds like she was a threat. Doesn't say she was at fault but it also doesn't say the other driver was/was not DUI.
 
2009-09-27 01:56:21 AM  

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.


That's weird...I know where that is.

/COOL STORY BRO
 
2009-09-27 01:57:47 AM  

moothemagiccow: Sweet shiat, people will watch anything.


...says the guy reading Fark.com...
 
2009-09-27 01:59:55 AM  
She's probably just wracked with guilt over all of the kitaens that have been killed over watching those damn Whitesnake videos...

/see what I did there?
 
2009-09-27 02:01:11 AM  

logruszed: "And there she was, writhing on top of the car! What was David Coverdale to do?"


Awesome.
 
2009-09-27 02:01:19 AM  

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.

That's weird...I know where that is.

/COOL STORY BRO


Me too. I'm about a half mile from there.
 
2009-09-27 02:03:58 AM  
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Kitaen was arrested near John Wayne Airport at Bristol North and Campus Street after being involved in a traffic collision. There were no injurues and no report on damages to either of the cars, said Burdette.

That's weird...I know where that is.

/COOL STORY BRO

Me too. I'm about a half mile from there.


And I'm within easy mailing distance.
 
2009-09-27 02:09:37 AM  
My favorite hot actress turned hag:

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.bollywood.com

/obscure?
 
2009-09-27 02:15:11 AM  
You got to see a bit of her bush in "Witchboard"
 
2009-09-27 02:16:18 AM  

phlegmmo: This is a lot more than 20 years.


pictures.streakr.comscrapetv.com
 
2009-09-27 02:17:33 AM  

felixstrange: Actually, if you watched Celebrity Rehab, she was a very sweet, intelligent person who endured an incredibly messed up childhood.

She also has a daughter. Sad tag very appropriate.


Well, some people who um.. know her family beg to differ with her version of her "messed up" childhood.

Most of her problems and unhappiness are the direct result of her own reckless actions - she was always incredibly selfish and defiant. I listened to her "version" of her childhood with my jaw on the floor. No one else seems to remember it that way. I'll leave it at that.
 
2009-09-27 02:23:08 AM  
"has been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence."

Vigilantism is frowned upon be federal law.
 
2009-09-27 02:23:12 AM  
logruszed: "And there she was, writhing on top of the car! What was David Coverdale to do?"

Slide It In?
 
2009-09-27 02:29:08 AM  
This thread is sad of pics
 
2009-09-27 02:31:38 AM  

Branch Dravidian: My favorite hot actress turned hag:

/obscure?


And if we find your taste suspect, due to two entirely lame pics? Would you reevaluate yourself?

She wasn't even luke warm on her bast day, unless you wear a fog of beer goggles 7x24.
 
2009-09-27 02:34:40 AM  
Every time you masturbate, God makes Kitaen kill another bottle.
 
2009-09-27 02:35:39 AM  
On a side note, the suckage that is SNL is even worse so far tonight.

/didn't think that was possible
 
2009-09-27 02:38:48 AM  

Branch Dravidian: My favorite hot actress turned hag:

/obscure?



Welcome to fark, dumbass - nothing is obscure here

also if your tastes run for the likes of Jayalalitha I weep for you

just kidding man - im laughing at you :D
 
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