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(Some Gui)   A woman was arrested when authorities seized about 130 pounds of marijuana sent from California to Maui last month. Wait, TO Maui?? Isn't that doing it wrongly?   (mauinews.com) divider line 56
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2009-09-26 12:30:54 PM  
Not if it's Humboldt.
 
2009-09-26 01:21:37 PM  
Wowee
 
2009-09-26 01:27:27 PM  
img180.imageshack.us

What marijuana may look like.
 
2009-09-26 01:48:04 PM  
It's kind of like Jamaica. Everyone assumes they have great weed down there. There might be some great stuff somewhere, but the vast majority of it is a step above mexican brick weed. I'd take me some CA homegrown over that shiat any day. Now, I know from experience that Hawaii is better. But still, they may have been importing a different strain. Who knows. I'm sure they had their reasons. I just wish I had 130 pounds of Humbolt gold.
 
2009-09-26 03:50:55 PM  
AntonSzandorLaVey: Wowee

that was my first thought when i read the hadline. :-)
 
2009-09-26 03:51:36 PM  
let me file this 30 lbs of weed as evidence
 
2009-09-26 03:51:48 PM  
I wish I lived in Cali, I suck at doing illegal stuff.

They should really have medical mushrooms too. Got some pretty remarkable effects for people with depression and bipolar disorders.
 
2009-09-26 03:52:15 PM  
i like the marijuana, but i think it should not be nonlegal.
 
2009-09-26 03:57:56 PM  
I was walking down Kalakaua Boulevard one day in the 80's, and some loser asked me if I wanted to buy some Colombian. I laughed hard. However, a guy I know moved there from Germany, and he brought a shoe of Lebanese blonde hash and was the most popular guy on Oahu. Other than that, I never saw hash on the islands.
 
2009-09-26 03:58:20 PM  
Slesfo: i like the marijuana, but i think it should not be nonlegal.

Cris Collinsworth?
 
2009-09-26 03:58:38 PM  
Wow Slesfo I think I'd need to smoke weed to understand that statement.
 
2009-09-26 04:00:42 PM  
Wait, TO Maui?? Isn't that doing it wrongly?

Um, no?
 
2009-09-26 04:00:42 PM  
it just makes no sense to me that men with guns want to come between me and the planet and will lock me up in a small cell for decades should i disagree

swear to gawd it's like we're living in a bad science fiction movie
 
2009-09-26 04:02:03 PM  
Part labrador part maui wowie man
 
2009-09-26 04:02:10 PM  
Prince George: Wow Slesfo I think I'd need to smoke weed to understand that statement.

thank you but i don't understand what you are meaning by that. does smoke weed make you understandabler?
 
2009-09-26 04:02:53 PM  
One of my favorite memories of Maui was seeing an entire bookshelf display of marijuana books at the Barnes & Noble.

On a related note, my cat hates Maui Wowie catnip.
 
2009-09-26 04:07:09 PM  
My wish list (new window)
 
2009-09-26 04:08:04 PM  
WOO ALRIGHT, PRETTY GANJA THREAD!

i7.photobucket.com

i220.photobucket.com

www.bongsbay.com

www.bongsbay.com

wholesalemarijuanaseeds.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-09-26 04:09:43 PM  
How is that doing it wrong?
 
2009-09-26 04:13:03 PM  
The important thing is that no matter what the societal cost, the drug war continue. If we just keep trying we can stop people from using drugs.

It has worked before, somewhere, somehow, in a way they cannot explain, and it can work again.

Morons, all of them, and all of you who post about how the drug war is a good idea.

You are morons. Period.
 
2009-09-26 04:14:14 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

what a baby might look like on MAUI.
 
2009-09-26 04:15:50 PM  
Novart: How is that doing it wrong?

It's like sending Coors Light to Munich, instead of sending Paulaner to Colorado.

/Not a smoker, but my brother's an ex-Deadhead.
 
2009-09-26 04:21:55 PM  
Sgt Otter: Novart: How is that doing it wrong?

It's like sending Coors Light to Munich, instead of sending Paulaner to Colorado.

/Not a smoker, but my brother's an ex-Deadhead.


We have so much top notch weed here though. Over the past few years all of my dealers have gotten medical cards. I know nothing about Hawaii's scene but I assume we have more since we have so much more free land. I remembered living in south Orange County and they found $12 million (although they always beef the number up) worth of herb just down and under a street from me in a ravine. shiat's just everywhere here.
 
2009-09-26 04:37:54 PM  
No more "Like taking coal to Newcastle" for me.

Now it's strictly "Like taking marijuana to Maui."
 
2009-09-26 04:40:01 PM  
mmmmm marijuana

/funyuns
//im high
 
2009-09-26 04:42:34 PM  
Meh, High Times has lauded Hawaii for its ganja a couple of times, but frankly, as Novart suggested, I would assume that because of its sheer size of population and amount of arable land, California would be more likely to supply the islands than vis versa.
 
2009-09-26 04:51:03 PM  
if youve ever had maui wowie,you would understand this.
scored some years ago before drug testing became so rampant and i gotta say,its really good bud. half a pinner and you would be nearly immobile,not unable but unwilling to move.
 
2009-09-26 04:52:12 PM  
I'm originally from Maui, so I'm really getting a hit...
/really, just cause I'm from Maui everybody assumes I blaze
//I don't, which is why I'm a nervous wreck. I'm pretty sure I figured out why weed is so popular on Maui...it helps you forget you're in the middle of nowhere!
 
2009-09-26 05:10:39 PM  
Ishidan: I'm originally from Maui, so I'm really getting a hit...
/really, just cause I'm from Maui everybody assumes I blaze
//I don't, which is why I'm a nervous wreck. I'm pretty sure I figured out why weed is so popular on Maui...it helps you forget you're in the middle of nowhere!



But the fishing is outstanding. Get your priorities straight.
 
2009-09-26 05:14:29 PM  
And trapped on a farking island you can drive around in a day!

/did 2 years on the Big Island

Ishidan: I'm originally from Maui, so I'm really getting a hit...
/really, just cause I'm from Maui everybody assumes I blaze
//I don't, which is why I'm a nervous wreck. I'm pretty sure I figured out why weed is so popular on Maui...it helps you forget you're in the middle of nowhere!
 
2009-09-26 05:14:57 PM  
porterm: if youve ever had maui wowie,you would understand this.
scored some years ago before drug testing became so rampant and i gotta say,its really good bud. half a pinner and you would be nearly immobile,not unable but unwilling to move.


Half a pinner?
Link (new window - vNSFW)
/ouch.
 
2009-09-26 05:17:37 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Part labrador part maui wowie man

image.listen.com
/approve
 
2009-09-26 05:18:58 PM  
porterm: if youve ever had maui wowie,you would understand this.
scored some years ago before drug testing became so rampant and i gotta say,its really good bud. half a pinner and you would be nearly immobile,not unable but unwilling to move.


lightweight

and jiesenPSD - WTF dude.. thats NSFW to the extreme..
 
2009-09-26 05:31:18 PM  
Let me cut you a slice of humboldt pie...
 
2009-09-26 05:35:15 PM  
Babies with Rabies: Let me cut you a slice of humboldt pie...

I lived in Eureka and Arcata for eight years. I'd smoke dat shiat even if it DIDN'T get you high. Very tasty.
 
2009-09-26 05:48:18 PM  
G-Force
Ah, you're familiar with it.
At least it's not Molokai or Kauai, though.
That's hickstick territory with NO way out, and a very vocal populace that insists on keeping it that way.
 
2009-09-26 06:00:09 PM  
thamike: Not if it's Humboldt.

You aren't kidding.

cambie: I just wish I had 130 pounds of Humbolt gold Yumbolt.

FTFY.
 
2009-09-26 06:25:05 PM  
Train Wreck
 
2009-09-26 06:28:11 PM  
Oldiron_79: let me file this 30 lbs of weed as evidence

Thanks, officer. I've duly noted this 15 lbs of pot has been logged into evidence.
 
2009-09-26 06:37:12 PM  
almejita: Train Wreck

white widow
 
2009-09-26 07:22:15 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: let me file this 30 lbs of weed as evidence

Thanks, officer. I've duly noted this 15 lbs of pot has been logged into evidence.


Inspector DingDong, Internal Affairs, here and I'm going to have to site you for improper disposal, and I'm also going to need to confiscate that 7.5 pounds of evidence for the review board.
 
2009-09-26 08:07:06 PM  
SeniorDingDong: Inspector DingDong, Internal Affairs, here and I'm going to have to site you for improper disposal, and I'm also going to need to confiscate that 7.5 pounds of evidence for the review board.

*flashes badge*
Inspector Pendejo, FBI.

I'm going to need 3 pounds of that evidence for an ongoing investigation.
 
2009-09-26 08:11:12 PM  
Sublime_Influence: white widow

The Purp.
 
2009-09-26 09:18:52 PM  
thamike: Sublime_Influence: white widow

The Purp.


True Blueberry
 
2009-09-26 09:25:17 PM  
Hagbardr: SeniorDingDong: Inspector DingDong, Internal Affairs, here and I'm going to have to site you for improper disposal, and I'm also going to need to confiscate that 7.5 pounds of evidence for the review board.

*flashes badge*
Inspector Pendejo, FBI.

I'm going to need 3 pounds of that evidence for an ongoing investigation.


*black limousine pulls up out rolls red carpet while red white and blue fireworks go off in the background*
Greetings Citizen! I am the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama... and I am reclaiming 2 pounds of that marijuana to give to Americans as part of my new Universal Medical Marijuana healthcare plan!
 
2009-09-27 12:04:24 AM  
Sublime_Influence: Hagbardr: SeniorDingDong: Inspector DingDong, Internal Affairs, here and I'm going to have to site you for improper disposal, and I'm also going to need to confiscate that 7.5 pounds of evidence for the review board.

*flashes badge*
Inspector Pendejo, FBI.

I'm going to need 3 pounds of that evidence for an ongoing investigation.

*black limousine pulls up out rolls red carpet while red white and blue fireworks go off in the background*
Greetings Citizen! I am the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama... and I am reclaiming 2 pounds of that marijuana to give to Americans as part of my new Universal Medical Marijuana healthcare plan!


Citizens of America: Thank you, Mr. President, for those fine 2 oz. of medical marijuana you doled out to us! God Bless the USA!
 
2009-09-27 12:17:34 AM  
Sublime_Influence: WOO ALRIGHT, PRETTY GANJA THREAD!

I hate you so much. I'm living in bumfark, population 300 Alabama, and I can't even get brickweed without growing it myself. That is the last straw; I'm moving to the west coast
 
2009-09-27 12:34:28 AM  
JewZeppy: My wish list (new window)

mine too...

Missing local strand, needs mentioning, "Wrecking Ball" not sure indica/sativa blend or what have you but it knocks you off your feet
 
2009-09-27 12:54:55 AM  
D-D-D-Dave: Sublime_Influence: WOO ALRIGHT, PRETTY GANJA THREAD!

I hate you so much. I'm living in bumfark, population 300 Alabama, and I can't even get brickweed without growing it myself. That is the last straw; I'm moving to the west coast

WEST COAST FTW!
 
2009-09-27 01:53:37 AM  
Maui Wowie had its day in the 70s and 80s. In the 90s, the state began its Green Harvest program, which consists of lots of snooping helicopters buzzing the homes of suspected growers. Many folks got out of the biz after that.

Ironically, into this new gap stepped...Meth dealers! So now instead of stoned-out hippies, we have angry locals breaking into houses and cars, stealing stuff, beating their wives, etc.

The last weed I had came from Humboldt...

/10 year resident of Maui
 
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