What we need is this kind of enforcement for screaming children.

Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

You can be held without bail for swearing in public? Uh...

okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

He's jogging like he's never jogged before.

That's kind of the idea.

Farkin' punk ass Live Free or Die cops!

I read the first word in that headline as "gorgor" & it still made a certain amount of sense.

/to the coffee pot, stat!

Mugato: "This isn't Russia, Danny. This isn't Russia is it?"

Do you take drugs?

Fark profanity trifecta? 2 down 1 to go!

I think there is more to the story; who just swears constantly and loudly without having some sort of vendetta?

/Tourette's Syndrome?

Great Justice: I think there is more to the story; who just swears constantly and loudly without having some sort of vendetta?

Somebody running with sore feet.

so is he jogging or running?

/there's a difference
//3:05 marathoner

okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

This is why New Hampshire is a shiat-hole ;)

/actually most of New England is...

mark12A: Good. When I retire to New hampshire in a few years, I do not want to be disturbed by profanity.

Don't invite Bob Wiley to Lake Winnipesaukee.

He has Tourette's.

:-/

Craig O'Brien of Eliot, Maine, last month was charged with disorderly conduct for his public cussing in Portsmouth.

Cussing? Was he spittin', too?!

People_are_Idiots: okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

This is why New Hampshire is a shiat-hole ;)

/actually most of New England is...

Could be worse. We could be in the South. We could be in California, or we could be in the fly-over states.

Well, f@#$&%*!@#$%#@%$&*(&^%$k

Forrest Gump with turrets tourites?

/F^*#K!

We have one of these in our town. Actually, a couple, but the other few don't actually run anywhere, they just swear and scream randomly at you as your sitting waiting for the light to turn green. I wish they would be banned, too.

In the Boston area that is normal chatter...

I don't think I can go out for a run anymore with out saying:

"don't you even #$@$#$@ think about turning and cutting me of.... oh %!##$ you, you had a red light and didn't even stop before turning" or

"I'm right the ##$%^ in front of you in the @!%#$@ crosswalk, and there is a &@!#$#$ NO RIGHT TURN ON RED sign right the $#@$% fark in front of you...are you $$%$%#$ stupid"

at least once...

okami36: People_are_Idiots: okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

This is why New Hampshire is a shiat-hole ;)

/actually most of New England is...

Could be worse. We could be in the South. We could be in California, or we could be in the fly-over states.

Glad I'm not a farking mass-hole.

wait.. what about Bob?

I wonder if he used to live in Santa Barbara, I used to see this guy who would run well out into the traffic lanes and scream at anyone that passed him. Douche.

Phishphunk1: wait.. what about Bob?

*Thank* you.

/DO NOT HASSLE BOB
//HE'S LOCAL

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Phishphunk1: wait.. what about Bob?

*Thank* you.

/DO NOT HASSLE BOB
//HE'S LOCAL

DOCTOR MARVIN. DOCTOR LEO MARVIN!

/I'm on a vacation... from my problems.

Didn't Stephen King get hit by a truck when he was jogging in Maine? That's the one place you don't want to go jog in. It's H-A-U-N-T-E-D.

wheres the ACLU on this one?

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: DOCTOR MARVIN. DOCTOR LEO MARVIN!

/I'm on a vacation... from my problems.

I'M SAILING! I SAIL!

John Buck 41: Ovnio: Didn't Stephen King get hit by a truck when he was jogging in Maine? That's the one place you don't want to go jog in. It's H-A-U-N-T-E-D.

He was walking. With his nose stuck in a book.


Ok, and this dude from TFA screams obscenities. If Maine truckers will go out of their way to run over Stephen King, they'd probably chase this other guy down, hit him, then back up and make sure they get him again for good measure.

/trolling
//Stephen King fan, btw.
///both items not related, I'm just bored at work.

UnholyBacon: okami36: People_are_Idiots: okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

This is why New Hampshire is a shiat-hole ;)

/actually most of New England is...

Could be worse. We could be in the South. We could be in California, or we could be in the fly-over states.

Glad I'm not a farking mass-hole.

Sweet Xenu, this. I don't like having to be this close to MA.

The Slush: You can be held without bail for swearing in public? Uh...

No, but you can for being in contempt of a court order.

FriarReb98: 11Casey: so is he jogging or running?

/there's a difference
//3:05 marathoner

I'm gonna go ahead and say that someone who "jogs" between 7 and 8 miles from his home to downtown Portsmouth is not really "jogging." Never heard of "jogging" for sixteen miles, including across several busy bridges. Just sayin'.

\And between his record and reactions to this whole thing, his soul screams "DOUCHEBAG" to me....

My best friend runs marathons and routinely runs 10 - 20 miles to train herself, so the distance doesn't bother me. I did wonder why he was crossing state lines to cuss in a busy downtown area. Sounds like a douchebag/attention whore/creep trifecta to me.

ManBearPig: We have one of these in our town.

We had one too. After a night of drinking he'd stand on the sidewalk and would scream and cuss at people. I say HAD because he got hit by a car.

That out of the way, I've cussed at joggers. Local paper was pushing marathons and every morning I have to contend with a small army of 'em running down the middle of the road.

11Casey: so is he jogging or running?

/there's a difference
//3:05 marathoner

I can do a marathon in 26 minutes.

LaChanz: People_are_Idiots: okami36: Good, get the fark out of my farkin' state you farkin' Maine-iac.

This is why New Hampshire is a shiat-hole ;)

/actually most of New England is...

2 out of 10. Good try though.

/proud Maine-iac

Yep. I love Maine. We are a true, three season state: Winter, mud and black-fly.

Maine is a nice place to live...except for the tax-and-spend legislature and the mass influx of useless eaters trying to get on the dole.



meow said the dog: This is the kind of person we should all get behind as the society of the United States of America. This is because we are very happy when we know someone is doing the exercise.

*PLONK*