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(Q13 Fox Seattle)   Undercover news report on bikini coffee stands: "She proceeded to drop her bottoms, flash her vagina, then turn around, spread her cheeks and flash her rear." Now if you'll excuse me, I need a cup of coffee (with video goodness)   (q13fox.com ) divider line
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2009-09-24 11:58:41 AM  
I've been to that stand and never had this kind of "service." What does one have to order?
 
2009-09-24 11:59:55 AM  
Who the fark are the whiny biatches that ruined the fun?
 
2009-09-24 12:02:27 PM  
The "complaints" most likely came from either fat ugly women or guys repressed guys pissed they can't get any. You don't want a rump shake with your latte? Go to Starbucks. Damn kill joys.
 
2009-09-24 12:05:28 PM  

SandmanEsq: The "complaints" most likely came from either fat ugly women or guys repressed guys pissed they can't get any. You don't want a rump shake with your latte? Go to Starbucks. Damn kill joys.


FTFM - damn failure to proof-read!
 
2009-09-24 12:06:30 PM  
GAT_00: Who the fark are the whiny biatches that ruined the fun?

People who've been repressed their entire lives and who are pissed as hell that the rest of us have been having fun all this time.
 
2009-09-24 12:10:38 PM  
On the list titled "How to make even the glory of coffee 1000X awesomer" this would be numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5.
 
2009-09-24 12:14:37 PM  
Police conducted a 2 month-long investigation. Two months of undercover work to nab a few girls exposing their titties.
That's some fine police work there, Everrett.
I'm sure that's a totally appropriate use of police funds and resources.
 
2009-09-24 12:15:13 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: On the list titled "How to make even the glory of coffee 1000X awesomer" this would be numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5.

4 is alcohol, right?
 
2009-09-24 12:20:14 PM  
Whiny homeowner across the street. If it was me I would buy a telescope and a one way ticket to Spankersville.
 
2009-09-24 12:21:06 PM  

GAT_00: Mr. Coffee Nerves: On the list titled "How to make even the glory of coffee 1000X awesomer" this would be numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5.

4 is alcohol, right?


4 IS alcohol. 6 is "stirrers that reach the bottom of a travel-sized cup," then it's "exposed vaginas" all the way down.
 
2009-09-24 12:25:41 PM  
this thread is so useless.
 
2009-09-24 12:27:56 PM  
...and, without RTFA, I am guessing some have a problem with this.
 
2009-09-24 12:30:24 PM  

SandmanEsq: The "complaints" most likely came from either fat ugly women or guys repressed guys pissed they can't get any. You don't want a rump shake with your latte? Go to Starbucks. Damn kill joys.


My guess? One of the girls kept hinting to some schlub that he would get more than just a show if he kept tipping, with no intention of ever delivering.

Once his wallet's empty and she loses interest, Mr. Blue Balls gets mad and tips off the cops.
 
2009-09-24 12:32:17 PM  
"There appears to have been no actual intercourse"

So, decaf only then?
 
2009-09-24 12:43:55 PM  

aegisalpha: "There appears to have been no actual intercourse"

So, decaf only then?


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2009-09-24 12:45:54 PM  
"There appears to have been no actual intercourse"

So then they're gonna drop the prostitution charges then?
 
2009-09-24 12:49:21 PM  

GAT_00: Who the fark are the whiny biatches that ruined the fun?


First ACORN's fun, and now coffee porn. When will the madness end?
 
2009-09-24 12:53:58 PM  

aegisalpha: "There appears to have been no actual intercourse"

So, decaf only then?


Thread over. You win.

/except to pics (WHERE ARE THE PICS?!!?)
 
2009-09-24 12:56:33 PM  
spread her cheeks and flash her rear

Starfishbucks Coffee?
 
2009-09-24 01:00:44 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: then it's "exposed vaginas" all the way down.


I'm killing myself laughing at this for some reason....
 
2009-09-24 01:06:08 PM  
www.catherineomega.com
 
2009-09-24 01:07:47 PM  

Superevil: "There appears to have been no actual intercourse"

So then they're gonna drop the prostitution charges then?


Yeah, what's up with that? I thought you had to actually, y'know, do it, or at least give a beej or handwank before it crossed the line into prostitution. Otherwise isn't this just flashing?

Meanwhile... are we absolutely certain that's half and half?
 
2009-09-24 01:12:36 PM  
I guess Kevin Smith wasn't too far off with the whole "whorista" thing.
 
2009-09-24 01:17:40 PM  
"Neighbors say traffic is at the drive-up windows all day and all night."

Shocking - you mean they have a business plan that's WORKING?

Wouldn't it be sort of difficult to commit an act of prostitution at a DRIVE-UP WINDOW? I mean, that would be quite a damn feat with the seat belt and the window ledge and all.
 
2009-09-24 01:29:18 PM  
Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women."

People complain about that kind of stuff? Really?
 
2009-09-24 01:32:01 PM  

iamgoz: I've been to that stand and never had this kind of "service." What does one have to order?


Anchovies
 
2009-09-24 01:32:07 PM  
As long as the coffee isn't coming out of her ass, I don't see the problem.
 
2009-09-24 01:32:23 PM  

DarthBrooks: "Neighbors say traffic is at the drive-up windows all day and all night."

Shocking - you mean they have a business plan that's WORKING?

Wouldn't it be sort of difficult to commit an act of prostitution at a DRIVE-UP WINDOW? I mean, that would be quite a damn feat with the seat belt and the window ledge and all.


If you thought it was hard out there for a pimp, the ho's have it even worse.
 
2009-09-24 01:32:32 PM  

Kome: Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women."

People complain about that kind of stuff? Really?


I do. Generally the complaint is of the form "Down in front, you bastards!"
 
2009-09-24 01:33:56 PM  
I pass a few of those bikini coffee huts on my morning commute, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

One of them is next door to a local dive bar (O'Finnigan's), so the bar put up a sign that said "They have bikinis and coffee, we have binoculars and beer."
 
2009-09-24 01:34:32 PM  
Oh for f*ck sake. This is the best use of the police and prosecutors? Not closing down meth labs, arresting gangs, etc.

But setting up sting operations for attractive baristas that flash their titties for an extra dollar in a drive through where no one else can see except a nosy neighbor with a telescope?
 
2009-09-24 01:35:18 PM  
I'll be in my bunk
 
2009-09-24 01:35:40 PM  

Sgt Otter: Once his wallet's empty and she loses interest, Mr. Blue Balls gets mad and tips off the cops.


My guess is someones widdle boyfriend got jealous of the extra-paying customers at his girlfriend's new job and ratted her out. I'm sure in only took one complaint for the cops to be all over this "investigation".
 
2009-09-24 01:35:46 PM  
It took them 2 months to investigate this? Wow.
 
2009-09-24 01:35:56 PM  

propasaurus: Police conducted a 2 month-long investigation. Two months of undercover work to nab a few girls exposing their titties.
That's some fine police work there, Everrett.
I'm sure that's a totally appropriate use of police funds and resources.



I mentioned this in a previous thread, but I would rather see the vice cops go after the massage parlors....since you have women from Vietnam, etc. being held in white slavery.
 
2009-09-24 01:35:58 PM  
Bareasstas
 
2009-09-24 01:36:07 PM  
I guess this is the opposite of going to Starbucks and getting raped for a cup of coffee.
 
2009-09-24 01:36:15 PM  

iamgoz: I've been to that stand and never had this kind of "service." What does one have to order?


Is that the one near the Amtrak station?
 
2009-09-24 01:36:27 PM  
I used to live in Everett so I'm really glad I don't anymore...

/getting a kick, too
 
2009-09-24 01:36:31 PM  

Pinner: Bareasstas



*Applause*
 
2009-09-24 01:36:44 PM  

The_Sponge: They have bikinis and coffee, we have binoculars and beer."


Genius marketing.
 
2009-09-24 01:37:04 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: spread her cheeks and flash her rear

Starfishbucks Coffee?


So their Kopi Luak doesn't come from Civets?
 
2009-09-24 01:37:15 PM  

Brainsick: I used to live in Everett so I'm really glad I don't anymore...

/getting a kick, too



I'm glad I only have to work in Everett.

/Lynnwood is in da house, biatches.
 
2009-09-24 01:37:34 PM  
Naked women make the world a better place.
 
2009-09-24 01:38:23 PM  
No cream in my coffee, please. I've got plenty over here.
 
2009-09-24 01:38:46 PM  
then turn around, spread her cheeks

FAP FAP FAP
 
2009-09-24 01:39:17 PM  
It's an interesting way to combat the pretentious Seattle coffee house stereotype.

Some of our coffee houses are filled with bespectacled bearded fellows plucking away on Macbooks and people having quiet conversations about liberal ideologies.

Some of our coffee stands are filled with poorly educated, chain smoking floozies who will flash their cooter for an extra tip.
 
2009-09-24 01:39:25 PM  
I wish police would make public the details of ongoing investigations. Just once I want to visit one of these places before it's shut down. I'll be broke, over-caffeinated and smiling.

/Srsly, 2 month investigation? How many hours of tape was shot for that, hmmmm?
 
2009-09-24 01:39:35 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Oh for f*ck sake. This is the best use of the police and prosecutors? Not closing down meth labs, arresting gangs, etc.


^^this^^

/'Specially in Everett
//What, piggy, the tweekers scare ya?
 
2009-09-24 01:39:56 PM  
Near Seattle? My guess is they don't shave their legs and armpits. I'd tip of the cops too if some hairy lesbian flashed her twat at me (well, after I rubbed one out).

The obvious solution is to move the shop to an area zoned for nude coffee servers.
 
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