pu$$y$niffer: blairdobson:
/loser

Put me on your ignore list. I like sharing stories that have happened to me.

you would be alone in your like.

pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.

This isn't Maxim and it isn't a couch. Please don't feel the need to share everything. Less is more. Be mysterious.
For Heaven's sake, BE MORE MYSTERIOUS!!

Sybarite: That display is obviously wrong. McNair was lying down on the couch when she shot him.

The skeleton got hurt and couldn't perform that play.

Good old Halloween Haunt. With the rides, decorations, and haunted houses it's a hell of a good time. I always look forward to their "taste less" displays and "adult themed" attractions.

Heroic Poser:
This isn't Maxim and it isn't a couch. Please don't feel the need to share everything. Less is more. Be mysterious.
For Heaven's sake, BE MORE MYSTERIOUS!!

I didn't go into any type of disgusting detail nor was I sharing everything that happened during "the Knife night". I like that phrase "knife night". If I were going to be a serial killer, I would like them to have a motto of: "i'll night knife you".

Anyways, I was trying to relate my story with the Steve McNair crazy biatch story. I once dated a crazy biatch is what I was trying to convey and I survived it. McNair did not. Does that mean people should be able to put halloween reenactments up? Yes.

Who's the hot anorexic on McNair's lap?

What college should McNair have gone to instead of Alcorn State?

Morehead State

Didn't expect to see the hometown school in Fark, and REALLY not in this context.

Well done.

vort3xxx: Who's the hot anorexic on McNair's lap?

Her knees are pointy

/Had to do it

Halloween displays in September? That's retarded.

pu$$y$niffer: blairdobson:
/loser

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gwowen: Halloween displays in September? That's retarded a stabbing. (?)

pu$$y$niffer: blairdobson:
/loser

Put me on your ignore list. I like sharing stories that have happened to me.

You must be one hell of a fiction writer then

DeadZone: ad_rizzle: Isn't it a little early for Halloween anyway? I mean, it's not even October yet.

So I shouldn't tell you about the Christmas stuff going up at the local supermarket, then?

Time to start complaining about the Hell Houses too. All they ever do is portray people the psycho Christians don't like dying and burning in hell forever. a holes.

Oh, yes, sweet inspiration has struck!

They once frowned at my "Dale Earnhardt's dead...and I don't care!" truck display. But now, maybe I can do a complete Halloween theme around dead NASCAR hero mockery.

The tough part will be finding the right car for 'Dale'. And I'll have to weave the #3 back hair guy in there somehow.

I've got to find a NASCAR guy that burned in the car, maybe rig a screaming mannikin that wiggles around somehow, it would be much cooler with some gas jets but I'll have to see if the FD will allow it...

Emily912: Time to start complaining about the Hell Houses too. All they ever do is portray people the psycho Christians don't like dying and burning in hell forever. a holes.

That could be done really well if you didn't mind a bit of self-mockery - some obviously debauched sinner-woman being attacked by flying fetuses a'la Wizard of Oz flying monkeys could be funny if done with enough tastelessness.

pu$$y$niffer pics or it didn't happen...no, I call shenanigans because the Bar On Crazy Male-Female Violence in Killeen IS Pretty High;
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Of course it's an alt...the best body of all yer conquests was Robert Z'dar in drag?

That said, I'd bet TMS and Lady TMS could come up with one spectacular Halloween display. Likely much more artistic than mine, although I bet it wouldn't be nearly as offensive. Maybe.

I just figured out what I'm going as for Halloween this year. Thanks FARK!

redflag: I just figured out what I'm going as for Halloween this year. Thanks FARK!

You've got to rig an IV pole with a bottle of Diprivan going to your arm, if you're going as MJ.

erewhon They once frowned at my "Dale Earnhardt's dead...and I don't care!" truck display.

Okay, I give, which Labonte are you?

FlyingJ: Okay, I give, which Labonte are you?

I was living in Huntsville, AL when it happened, and not long afterwards it seemed every redneck was decorating his pickup with these tackily elaborate paeans to Earnhardt.

So, being me, I made one that was pretty much the opposite, Calvins peeing on a crooked necked Dale, "I can't even turn left" as a quote and the like. I did use my POS woods truck to do it on. Wow, did I ever get a reaction. It was pretty funny, but my wife thought I'd probably end up in even more trouble than I seem to anyway so she made me take it down.

It really seemed to hit a nerve, it was like I had violated all they held sacred. I was waiting for the pitchforks and torches. You literally could NOT drive that thing without having chew-flecked shrieking invective from the guy next to you at the red light. Which was, of course, what I was after but the extent of it sort of surprised me.

To me, Steve McNair was just another despicable piece of meathead shiat, but ever since a psychopathic Iranian cocktail waitress went all intifada on him, I've become a big fan... of his brutal murder. I sincerely hope his infidelity and the embarrassing circumstances of his death made his untimely death even more unbearable for his family.

You morons who get upset when spoiled, retarded athletes get in trouble are just upset because you're vicariously living through mongoloids.

Which brings me to Plaxico Burress: LULZ. Suck it, jocks.

Nelly Furtaco: To me, Steve McNair was just another despicable piece of meathead shiat, but ever since a psychopathic Iranian cocktail waitress went all intifada on him, I've become a big fan... of his brutal murder. I sincerely hope his infidelity and the embarrassing circumstances of his death made his untimely death even more unbearable for his family.

You morons who get upset when spoiled, retarded athletes get in trouble are just upset because you're vicariously living through mongoloids.

Which brings me to Plaxico Burress: LULZ. Suck it, jocks.

You sound poorly coordinated.

blairdobson:
please stop posting your drivel as well. if you want to write erotic fiction for retards, go work for a republican newspaper.


I chuckled.

Nelly Furtaco: To me, Steve McNair was just another despicable piece of meathead shiat, but ever since a psychopathic Iranian cocktail waitress went all intifada on him, I've become a big fan... of his brutal murder. I sincerely hope his infidelity and the embarrassing circumstances of his death made his untimely death even more unbearable for his family.

You morons who get upset when spoiled, retarded athletes get in trouble are just upset because you're vicariously living through mongoloids.

Which brings me to Plaxico Burress: LULZ. Suck it, jocks.

Bravo douche bag! You sound like the type of dude who's walked in on his sister/mom getting gang banged by a sports team once too often.

\Btw read your profile, "eccentric genius: aphorist, artist, inventor, lover, and hater", LULZ
\\Tired of people with clear inferiority complexes attempting to convince themselves that their are better than others, your not and never will be. LULZ
\\\only douche bags say LULZ

Is Steve McNair gonna have to choke a biatch? Oh, wait....

4chan: \\Tired of people with clear inferiority complexes attempting to convince themselves that their are better than others, your not and never will be. LULZ
\\\only douche bags say LULZ

ROFL.

That is hilarious

4chan: Nelly Furtaco: To me, Steve McNair was just another despicable piece of meathead shiat, but ever since a psychopathic Iranian cocktail waitress went all intifada on him, I've become a big fan... of his brutal murder. I sincerely hope his infidelity and the embarrassing circumstances of his death made his untimely death even more unbearable for his family.

You morons who get upset when spoiled, retarded athletes get in trouble are just upset because you're vicariously living through mongoloids.

Which brings me to Plaxico Burress: LULZ. Suck it, jocks.

Bravo douche bag! You sound like the type of dude who's walked in on his sister/mom getting gang banged by a sports team once too often.

\Btw read your profile, "eccentric genius: aphorist, artist, inventor, lover, and hater", LULZ
\\Tired of people with clear inferiority complexes attempting to convince themselves that their are better than others, your not and never will be. LULZ
\\\only douche bags say LULZ

SELF PWNED

Jonny Chimpo: What college should McNair have gone to instead of Alcorn State?

Morehead State

What college did his girlfriend obviously want to attend?

Temple

/Window seat please....

Hey, I graduated from Morehead State. Alright!

*high five*

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So is naming all of my fantasy football teams "The McNair Bullets" wrong? Should I not do that?

Stay classy Cincinnati!

Did someone say Zombie Swayze?

http://twitter.com/zombieswayze

pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.

Did she go by the name Megan as well?

/Had an ex just as crazy.

Of course Titans fans were pissed, THE LOGO ON THE HELMET WAS BACKWARDS.

Nelly Furtaco: To me, Steve McNair was just another despicable piece of meathead shiat, but ever since a psychopathic Iranian cocktail waitress went all intifada on him, I've become a big fan... of his brutal murder. I sincerely hope his infidelity and the embarrassing circumstances of his death made his untimely death even more unbearable for his family.

You morons who get upset when spoiled, retarded athletes get in trouble are just upset because you're vicariously living through mongoloids.

Which brings me to Plaxico Burress: LULZ. Suck it, jocks.

You evidently care about what happens to them just as much as those you chastise. You just hope for different results.

My team at work voted and chose "celebrity ghosts" as the theme for our group costume this year.
Can't wait until all the complaints start rolling in. It's okay though, I ignore the group costume every year and just do another variation on wolfman (Dr. Wolfman, Wolfman Firefighter, Wolfman CEO, Wolfman Ninja)