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(Deadspin)   On second thought, maybe creating a Halloween scene that reenacts Steve McNair's murder scene WASN'T such a great idea   (deadspin.com) divider line 93
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2009-09-24 09:22:57 AM
I chuckled
 
2009-09-24 09:24:35 AM
That display is obviously wrong. McNair was lying down on the couch when she shot him.
 
2009-09-24 09:27:48 AM
Anyway, thanks for the reminder. I need to work on my Gene Frenkel outfit immediately
 
2009-09-24 09:58:31 AM
WASN'T such a great idea? Or the greatest idea ever?
 
2009-09-24 09:59:02 AM
Was that wrong, should I not have done that?
 
2009-09-24 09:59:56 AM
Kevin Dyson was going to help with the scene, but he came up a little short.
 
2009-09-24 10:01:00 AM
What college should McNair have gone to instead of Alcorn State?

Morehead State

What college did his girlfriend obviously want to attend?

Temple

/Window seat please....
 
2009-09-24 10:03:18 AM
I just figured out my Halloween costume for this year.
 
2009-09-24 10:04:26 AM
Isn't it a little early for Halloween anyway? I mean, it's not even October yet.
 
2009-09-24 10:05:00 AM
Too soon?
 
2009-09-24 10:07:22 AM
Until just now I had no idea Steve McNair was dead. Looking it up, I see I was without access to internet when it happened and for a good week after.
 
2009-09-24 10:09:06 AM
You're right. Not a great idea. The greatest idea.
 
2009-09-24 10:10:21 AM
Pugdaddyk: Too soon?

Yes, it is. Halloween is not for another month!
 
2009-09-24 10:10:53 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Bill Maher approves
 
2009-09-24 10:11:24 AM
Okay, so no footballer, but MJ and Kennedy are fair game?
 
2009-09-24 10:12:51 AM
kg4qxk: Pugdaddyk: Too soon?

Yes, it is. Halloween is not for another month!


Beat me to it.

I think Zombie Billy Mays is the costume of choice for me this year. If only I wasn't too old to trick-or-treat, because doing that in Billy Mays' voice would be awesome.
 
2009-09-24 10:15:04 AM
biatches be crazy.
 
2009-09-24 10:16:53 AM
RantCasey: biatches be crazy.

and you never promise crazy a baby.
 
2009-09-24 10:17:45 AM
Brown Sauce: Okay, so no footballer, but MJ and Kennedy are fair game?

Seeing as it was talk radio that started complaining that sounds about right.
 
2009-09-24 10:20:15 AM
swahnhennessy Quote 2009-09-24 10:07:22 AM
Until just now I had no idea Steve McNair was dead. Looking it up, I see I was without access to internet when it happened and for a good week after.


you don't happen to be able to fly a helicopter?
 
2009-09-24 10:20:27 AM
FTA:

I'm not sure how this was supposed to entertain and/or scare children. On the other hand, it might be used to scare athletes straight, alongside a reenactments of Left Eye burning down Andre Rison's house and a loop of Barbara Hershey's scene in The Natural.

Now that's funny. But wasn't Barbara Hershey much more frightening in Hoosiers.
 
2009-09-24 10:21:16 AM
Is it too early for zombie swayze? I want to be a ghost and have the time of my life thanks to you julie newmar in a roadhouse.
/point break
 
2009-09-24 10:29:06 AM
spukey23: Is it too early for zombie swayze? I want to be a ghost and have the time of my life thanks to you julie newmar in a roadhouse.
/point break


Dude, it is NEVER TOO EARLY for zombie Swayze.

Damn. What a great idea!
 
2009-09-24 10:31:37 AM
I just cringed at the thought of how many Michael Jacksons I'm going to see this Halloween
 
2009-09-24 10:32:59 AM
Sybarite: That display is obviously wrong. McNair was lying down on the couch when she shot him.

And I think she rolled off his lap and fell on the floor too. I hate historical inaccuracies.
 
2009-09-24 10:34:31 AM
Owww.
 
2009-09-24 10:35:40 AM
swahnhennessy: Until just now I had no idea Steve McNair was dead. Looking it up, I see I was without access to internet when it happened and for a good week after.

Only two weeks for farking a dead lab behind the kindergarten?

Wow. You have a good attorney.
:)
 
2009-09-24 10:37:57 AM
When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.
 
2009-09-24 10:38:06 AM
4th level of grief
 
2009-09-24 10:40:12 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


Damn, Steve McNair did WORK.
 
2009-09-24 10:42:29 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.
Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.
She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


Don't usually do this, but it seems mandatory:
www.coolsitebro.com
 
2009-09-24 10:43:22 AM
Jonny Chimpo: What college should McNair have gone to instead of Alcorn State?

Morehead State

What college did his girlfriend obviously want to attend?

Temple

/Window seat please....


BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


::hands you two tickets::

THIS
 
2009-09-24 10:44:22 AM
Pu$$y$niffer is officially an alt
 
2009-09-24 10:45:53 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


you ain't fooling nobody. I remember that post from yesterday.
 
2009-09-24 10:46:04 AM
Most people wouldn't have any idea what that is supposed to be.
 
2009-09-24 10:47:53 AM
It gets more hilarious (and wrong) here Link (new window)

displays include Farrah and Michael Jackson.
 
2009-09-24 10:49:03 AM
HaywoodJablonski: Pu$$y$niffer is officially an alt

Yeah, but an entertaining one.
 
2009-09-24 10:49:58 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


That was me, and I was still doing her 3 months into your relationship. You MUST have noticed.

/interesting story though
//no, really! heheh
 
2009-09-24 10:50:03 AM
SteelPeart: It gets more hilarious (and wrong) here Link (new window)

displays include Farrah and Michael Jackson.


The Ted Williams was the best...
 
2009-09-24 10:51:52 AM
ad_rizzle: Isn't it a little early for Halloween anyway? I mean, it's not even October yet.

So I shouldn't tell you about the Christmas stuff going up at the local supermarket, then?
 
2009-09-24 10:51:54 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


i28.tinypic.com

wow. you are like a porno version of Wonder Years, only with twice the lack of talent of only half of their writing team.

listen, i know the internet is new to you and you feel like you should open up on the boards and make friends and all, but no one cares to hear stories about a girl you didn't date from a movie you saw in some stupid story you made up...

and your name? wow. just wow. you are on a totally new level of "farktard that i have just ain't never saw heres beforez".

here's what you need to do l­on­el­y­gu­yin­a­mer­ic­a­796­794­86­5[nospam-﹫-backwards]e­lohay­*com;

go outside and tease a pitbull with a steak tied to your neck.

thanks.

please stop posting your drivel as well. if you want to write erotic fiction for retards, go work for a republican newspaper.

/loser
 
2009-09-24 10:54:03 AM
SteelPeart: It gets more hilarious (and wrong) here Link (new window)

displays include Farrah and Michael Jackson.


I shouldn't, but I can't help but love these Kings Island folks. I guess it's the tasteless in me.
 
2009-09-24 10:56:58 AM
Ponzholio: SteelPeart: It gets more hilarious (and wrong) here Link (new window)

displays include Farrah and Michael Jackson.

The Ted Williams was the best...


I came to post this, good work on that one.
 
2009-09-24 10:59:29 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


I knew her brother.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-24 11:03:07 AM
Nuttier than squirrel turds: pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.

I knew her brother.


no, that's prolly her now...in his fictional universe of goofland.
 
2009-09-24 11:06:24 AM
cache.gawker.com

Oh Snap!

/they got told
 
2009-09-24 11:09:12 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Oh Snap!

/they got told


Clearly this is a misunderstanding. Steve McNair was black. The guy in the photo is not black, so it must be somebody else.
 
2009-09-24 11:36:11 AM
blairdobson:
/loser


Put me on your ignore list. I like sharing stories that have happened to me.
 
2009-09-24 11:37:59 AM
pu$$y$niffer: When I was in high school, I ended up dating this german/American girl in Killeen Texas. Her name was Stephanie B. and she had a huge chin and now that I have gone through 12 years of life after her, she ended up having the best body of all the woman I have slept with.

Anyways, she took my virginity. She told me she was a virgin also, but she ended up telling me she had slept with some 27 year old huge black guy before. I found that out like 3 months into our relationship. She probably cheated on me around 100 times in our two years together, but I was cheating on her too, so it all evened out, but I digress.

She was crazy. She once chased me around with a knife around my truck.


I LOL'd. New troll is fantastic. Keep up the good work buddy, your stories are great.

If I favorited people, you would be favorited.
 
2009-09-24 11:39:30 AM
What no David Carradine costume...Only rope required.
 
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