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(NCBuy)   Men are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible   (ncbuy.com) divider line 84
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2003-03-11 02:31:13 PM
Woody: "What's up Mr. Petersen..."
Norm: "My nipples. It's freezing out there."

I miss that show.
 
2003-03-11 02:37:17 PM
and women who are self conscious about looking nippy in cold weather.

Huh huh huh huh . . . :)
 
2003-03-11 02:52:50 PM
Dr. Nadler says still more common is nipple reduction surgery, which is done by . . . , women who are self conscious about looking nippy in cold weather.

I am pretty sure that this sort of cosmetic surgery should be outlawed. One of the nice things about cold weather is how boobies in a sweater look so happy.
 
2003-03-11 02:54:14 PM
.....the contest was nip and tuck until the end. (Plastic Surgery Humor)
 
2003-03-11 03:00:09 PM
...most do it because they want the "teasing look" of an erect nipple at all times.
Gah, that would get annoying really fast! More power to ya if you want to get cosmetic surgery, but I'll stick with my factory defects, thanks.
 
2003-03-11 04:19:14 PM
To appear perky:

For those with itty bitty titties, there are breast forms as well.

I'm not sure any of these products are marketed for men. LOL.
 
2003-03-11 04:29:40 PM
Surgery....sheesh! Once again, there's an easy home remedy: Snake-bite kits!
 
udo
2003-03-11 06:10:18 PM
Bump:

Cliff: What do you think happens to old dead skin, Frasier?
Frasier: Apparently it sits around on bar stools all day.
 
2003-03-11 06:10:34 PM
Just farking weird.
 
2003-03-11 06:11:11 PM
its a little nippy, don't you chink so?
 
2003-03-11 06:11:43 PM
What man, uh, straight man that is, is concerned about having big nipples!?
 
2003-03-11 06:11:51 PM
I like the headline. It says nipples three times.
I like saying nipples.
 
2003-03-11 06:12:01 PM
"breast nipple enlargement"

What the fark other kind of nipples are there?
 
2003-03-11 06:12:58 PM
UMmmmmmmmmm............

big?? i like small. when i was living in the flesh i had a gf who had nice small vs. a girlfriend who had larger.....

dunno....but don't care for the pancake sized suckers out there....no pun intended.

"must be cold in here........"
"how can you ......ohhhhhhh"
 
2003-03-11 06:13:08 PM
Ah........the ol' nipple hard-on. Spring is in the air.
 
2003-03-11 06:14:22 PM
Huh?
 
2003-03-11 06:15:11 PM
Men care about these...


...and a few men may care about these.



I do not know any that care about their own nipples.
 
2003-03-11 06:15:34 PM
Nipples? I don't care how bug or small, are long are there are only two.

As for the headline: Men are nipple fetishists . . .

Yeah, all 40 of them. Me thinks the submitter dost generalizes too much.
 
2003-03-11 06:15:53 PM
"It sounds like "nip-picking," but according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, 501 women and 40 men had "breast nipple enlargement" surgery last year.

40 men?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
 
2003-03-11 06:16:17 PM
what is with the bugs tonight?
 
2003-03-11 06:16:46 PM
"when i was living in the flesh... "


Are you dead now?



p.s.-physical or metaphysical sense, you're choice!
 
2003-03-11 06:19:30 PM
Come to think of it, why do gay guys want to have (or receive) big dicks? What the fark difference does it make?('cept more pain)
 
2003-03-11 06:24:44 PM
"TURKEYS DONE"
 
2003-03-11 06:26:32 PM
It's not pain Amigajoe. You must not be doing it right.
 
2003-03-11 06:30:49 PM
Available in many sizes and colours.

http://www.shiangshin.com/teata.htm
 
2003-03-11 06:33:25 PM
Andonbray
"breast nipple enlargement"

There are bottle nipples for one, and more kinds of nipples if I were to sit and think about it.
 
2003-03-11 06:33:39 PM
That girl from "Welcome Back Kotter" had to wear a padded bra for filming, because every time they aimed a camera at her the guns would start blazing.
 
2003-03-11 06:36:31 PM
. . and she had magnum rounds.
 
2003-03-11 06:37:23 PM
enough of this...where are the boobies links today?
 
2003-03-11 06:38:44 PM
My nipples are cold just thinking about it.

Oh there go my nipples again!

/Sealab
 
2003-03-11 06:40:29 PM
I can see being unsatsified with how your nipples look. But having them surgically enhanced? Man, and here I was thinking about getting my nipples pierced and thinking thats extreme.
 
2003-03-11 06:46:56 PM
Please any Farkettes out there thinking of getting their nipples pierced, DON'T DO IT!

Most Guys don't want a Steel Rod or Ring in their Mouth when they're trying to have some Fun!

That also goes for the Lower Extremities, I had to tell my GF to "Take that Damn Ring out of there", it just gets in the way of your Tongue and I'm sure you Gals don't want That!
 
2003-03-11 06:48:30 PM
It's a bit nipply out there....
 
2003-03-11 06:49:36 PM
big, small, whatever. as long as the lady in question squeals when I lick/bite them.

speaking as a bitter ex-boyfriend, I've been with a girl with a beautiful set of breastises, but nipples that reacted about as much as pencil erasers. come to think of it, visually similar too.

but speaking as a guy, when a woman likes teh nipplet stimulation, it's a bright, bright, sun-shiny day, as far as this lil' buccaneer is concerned.
 
2003-03-11 07:04:03 PM
Udo, Bump
Woody: What's shakin' Mr. Peterson
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Woody.

You shouldn't have to miss it. It's in syndication everywhere.
 
2003-03-11 07:06:37 PM
i gotta tell ya, i like erect nipples, but I still think it takes a back seat to the greatly underrated camel toe.


labial enlargement surgery?
 
2003-03-11 07:09:17 PM
Whahttp://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?login=Andonbrayt the fark other kind of nipples are there?
 
2003-03-11 07:09:45 PM
Rosalea - extreme? Perhaps, but those piercings are a great place to attach things to - though I'm not sure if you'd see that as a plus.
Of course, there is surgery for people who have the nipples facing inward, which is pretty common for those who have that unfortunate situation.
 
2003-03-11 07:17:09 PM
I for one applaud the efforts of these surgeons... male or female, a perky pair of nips is always fun to spot. maybe surgery is going too far, but I had my nipples pierced and I don't regret it, so if someone wants to enhance them from the inside rather than the outside, who am I to judge? and it's a shame that some of the posters here don't realize that a man's nipples can be a fantastic erogenous zone.
 
2003-03-11 07:20:49 PM
"That girl from "Welcome Back Kotter" had to wear a padded bra for filming, because every time they aimed a camera at her the guns would start blazing."
Would that be Marcia Strassman from Welcome back Kotter, Honey I Shrunk the Kids and MASH fame?

<img src="http://www.pvtnet.cz/www/pvt.tab/mash/herci/marcia5.jpg"
 
2003-03-11 07:22:16 PM
Sorry, bodged an html, here she is again.
 
2003-03-11 07:23:31 PM
I don't know what they're talking about. Men obsessed with nipples. Preposterous.
 
2003-03-11 07:24:50 PM
img=http://xxxernet.com/wetebny07.jpg
 
2003-03-11 07:27:39 PM
( LOVES HIS BIG ASS HOT LOOKING NIPPLES ) IT TOOK ALOT OF PLAY TIME TO GET THEASE THINGS ( POINTING AT NIPS )
 
2003-03-11 07:27:52 PM
Some very nice wet T-shirt type nips can be found here:

http://users.skynet.be/schumipage/adres/wet.htm
 
2003-03-11 07:28:13 PM
sorry for yelling
 
2003-03-11 07:28:34 PM
HEY-anyone where is that practice area, I apparerntly do not know how to post. (help-me)
 
2003-03-11 07:29:03 PM
Uh- think further south, bucko. don't give a rat's ass
about manboob. neither does my girlfriend. see, the women
were MEANT by god to have the boobies. not nice to fool
with mother nature...
*thunder rolls through the valley*
 
2003-03-11 07:29:03 PM
The # 1 plastic surgery being done today is nipple enlargement surgery. Women go and make it so that their nipples are hard all the time. I wonder if men care if the nipples are fake or not.
 
2003-03-11 07:29:30 PM
Thanks for sharing, WOOFYSF. I am now complete.
 
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