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(BrokenNewz)   U.N. inspectors now focusing on nude protesters in search of weapons of mass erections   ( divider line
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5138 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2003 at 6:20 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-11 03:17:57 PM  
Let's play smuggle my al Samood missle. I'll fire when ready.
2003-03-11 06:19:14 PM  
Bush has made satire obsolete, because you no longer need to modify the news in order to laugh your ass off.
2003-03-11 06:25:06 PM  
2003-03-11 06:26:46 PM  
UN in this case means Universal Nudity?
2003-03-11 06:27:54 PM  
More like, you read a true news story about Bush and really WISH it were a satire...
2003-03-11 06:28:34 PM  
To think that the French Fry thing ISN'T satire and this.. is..
2003-03-11 06:29:03 PM  
Leaders of the nude organizations have expressed then thanks to Oprah for her support but have asked her many, many times not to join in.

now, that's hilarious
2003-03-11 06:29:28 PM  
They're looking in the right place.

North Korea's got Nodongs.
2003-03-11 06:29:45 PM  

Why must so much satire suck?
2003-03-11 06:30:37 PM  
gaud i swear, i think the world is slipping into another chuck norris movie about russians invading the united states or something...
2003-03-11 06:32:26 PM  
Is that a MOAB or are you just happy to see me?
2003-03-11 06:34:32 PM  
Mass erections? Didn't some radio DJs get in trouble for that?
2003-03-11 06:35:20 PM  
03-11-03 06:28:34 PM Maveno
To think that the French Fry thing ISN'T satire and this.. is..

just fvrking unreal. damn all.

2003-03-11 06:37:04 PM  

No, it isn't.
2003-03-11 06:41:41 PM  
I thought there was a univeral Fark agreement that it's not satire (or usually funny) unless it comes from TheOnion.

the satire tag...being abused by farkers forever
2003-03-11 06:44:58 PM  
If its not Scottish, its crap.
2003-03-11 06:49:00 PM  
I am surprised this link got through. They have stayed away from anything our idiot Pres is linked to!

Once again you Bush people "he really has a way of bringing people together" you still think so.

2003-03-11 06:56:49 PM  
Come on, we can't all be as good as The Onion
2003-03-11 07:16:18 PM  
um ... the onion has been shiatstained white briefs for over 2 years, guys. its quality went through the floor when the moved from wisconsin and all of the writers that helped them make it to the big time got hired by conan obrien and other shows.
2003-03-11 07:19:55 PM  

Oh, that's what happened...didn't know that. The change was perceptible, but the reason wasn't obvious.
2003-03-11 08:24:46 PM  

I hate you.
2003-03-11 08:26:37 PM  
I hate satire.
2003-03-11 09:15:31 PM  
I hate protesters. And PETA. I think they tie on my hate-o-meter.
2003-03-11 10:45:19 PM  
The Onion may be past its prime, but its still WAY better than any of the dimwitted copycats.
2003-03-11 11:02:44 PM  
I miss SatireWire. :(
2003-03-12 01:54:51 AM  
I saw two anti-war protestors with large cardboard missles or "phalluses of mass destruction" tied to their pelvic areas. They had on George Bush and Saddam Hussein masks. It was pretty funny.

An audio clip they made can be heard here:
Phalluses of Mass Destruction
2003-03-12 09:02:13 PM  
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