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(Deadspin)   Needing to make a mortgage payment on his new stadium, Jerry Jones digs for gold on national TV (pic)   (deadspin.com) divider line 41
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2009-09-21 10:52:34 AM
He should have spent some money on his team, since the new stadium didn't help them win last night. Thanks for Given Tynes a practice kick! Romo can't blame losing on Jessica Simpson now, can he?

/Giants Fan
//More than happy
 
2009-09-21 12:52:17 PM
That's gold, Jerry!!

/sorry
 
2009-09-21 12:54:02 PM
Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is America
 
2009-09-21 12:54:50 PM
Meh, when I saw it live it didn't look that bad. He wasn't really digging, more of just scratching the edge of his nose.

Wait, why am I defending JJ? Unless someone gets the wrong impression I was thrilled when the Cowboys lost.
 
2009-09-21 01:00:02 PM
 
2009-09-21 01:00:06 PM
What good is mining nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?!?
wpcontent.answers.com
 
GOB
2009-09-21 01:00:31 PM
EVERYONE picks their nose, children. You just don't wanna get caught.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2009-09-21 01:07:34 PM
You know, if I were as rich as Jerry Jones, I wouldn't care if people caught me picking my nose.

If I did get caught, I would pull it out and eat it. Why? Because I'm rich, biatch.
 
2009-09-21 01:12:27 PM
GOB: EVERYONE picks their nose, children. You just don't wanna get caught.

This, much less see it broadcast on a ginormous screen
 
2009-09-21 01:20:30 PM
Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.
 
2009-09-21 01:23:21 PM
mjohnson71: Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.


Beat me to it.
 
2009-09-21 01:29:09 PM
Not a pick! Not a pick!

/unless it's off of Romo...
 
2009-09-21 01:34:23 PM
ManateeGag: He should have spent some money on his team, since the new stadium didn't help them win last night. Thanks for Given Tynes a practice kick! Romo can't blame losing on Jessica Simpson now, can he?

/Giants Fan
//More than happy


How can you be happy by an awful performance from your team last night. It was pure luck they won. And thats with the cowboys trying to give the game to you.. Just saying

you can be more than happy that your team played like crap
 
2009-09-21 01:35:07 PM
mjohnson71: Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.


Don't blame us, he's from Arkansas.
 
2009-09-21 01:37:34 PM
ManateeGag: He should have spent some money on his team, since the new stadium didn't help them win last night. Thanks for Given Tynes a practice kick! Romo can't blame losing on Jessica Simpson now, can he?

/Giants Fan
//More than happy


I'm not a Cowboys fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I think Romo is gonna have a big year considering he is without T.O. and Jessica. He lost one reciever who was a prima donna, and another receiver who is just slightly above 'zombie' in brain level.
 
2009-09-21 01:39:23 PM
Nhojwolfe: ManateeGag: He should have spent some money on his team, since the new stadium didn't help them win last night. Thanks for Given Tynes a practice kick! Romo can't blame losing on Jessica Simpson now, can he?

/Giants Fan
//More than happy

How can you be happy by an awful performance from your team last night. It was pure luck they won. And thats with the cowboys trying to give the game to you.. Just saying

you can be more than happy that your team played like crap


not a dallas fan, :)
hate the giants
 
2009-09-21 01:40:42 PM
dionysos: mjohnson71: Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.

Don't blame us, he's from Arkansas.


But look at where he ended up. He's perfect for the Great State/Republic of Texas.
 
2009-09-21 01:43:13 PM
dionysos: mjohnson71: Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.

Don't blame us, he's from Arkansas.


Sometimes Texas chooses people...other times, people choose Texas.
 
2009-09-21 01:54:52 PM
Nhojwolfe: How can you be happy by an awful performance from your team last night. It was pure luck they won. And thats with the cowboys trying to give the game to you.. Just saying

you can be more than happy that your team played like crap


Yeah, what an awful performance that resulted in 427 yards of offense and a road win within the division.

Defense struggled after Flozell's cheap shot knocked Tuck out of the game, and the red zone offense was no good, but they won the game.

And we don't really need your permission to be happy about a 2-0 start, both wins against NFC East teams, with games against Tampa, Kansas City and Oakland ahead in the next three weeks.
 
2009-09-21 02:06:54 PM
Never have I rooted for a New York team, in any capacity.

Except yesterday. That was sweet.
 
2009-09-21 02:25:38 PM
Yanks_RSJ: Nhojwolfe: How can you be happy by an awful performance from your team last night. It was pure luck they won. And thats with the cowboys trying to give the game to you.. Just saying

you can be more than happy that your team played like crap

Yeah, what an awful performance that resulted in 427 yards of offense and a road win within the division.

Defense struggled after Flozell's cheap shot knocked Tuck out of the game, and the red zone offense was no good, but they won the game.

And we don't really need your permission to be happy about a 2-0 start, both wins against NFC East teams, with games against Tampa, Kansas City and Oakland ahead in the next three weeks.


As a 'Skins fan I have to tell you to not worry about the haters. You guys got 2 NFC East road wins, you have to be mildly retarded to not understand those are HUGE. You guys beat Philly IN Philly and then take just 1 of the 3 at home and you sew up the division. Week 2 and you're halfway to the playoffs? Not too shabby.
 
2009-09-21 02:32:24 PM
Spaulding, Nooooooo!
 
2009-09-21 02:34:27 PM
2-0 with 2 wins in the division is the place to be in the NFC east. It's officially an uphill climb to catch them for the skins, boys, and igs.
 
2009-09-21 02:37:27 PM
Combustion: That's gold, Jerry!!

/sorry


He is not an animal!
 
2009-09-21 02:56:51 PM
GOB: EVERYONE picks their nose, children. You just don't wanna get caught.


And people, the vehicle your driving has windows. We can see you diggin for potatoes.
 
2009-09-21 03:04:25 PM
cefm: Spaulding, Nooooooo!

Hundred bucks says the Jones kid picks his nose!
 
2009-09-21 03:09:00 PM
DoBeDoBeDo:
As a 'Skins fan I have to tell you to not worry about the haters. You guys got 2 NFC East road wins, you have to be mildly retarded to not understand those are HUGE.


Well, it's only one road win - we beat you guys at home. But we can beat you on the road later if you don't mind... :)

I think it's awesome that Cowboy fans are screaming their heads off about how the Giants played so badly so we have nothing to get excited about.

As a Giants fan, I was always happy when we could beat bad teams at home when we didn't play well.

This bunch can bring what is decidedly not their A-game into a hostile environment against a talented divisional foe who totally mitigated our strengths (rushing offense and run defense) and we still come out with a win.

Nothing to crow about? Play badly and still get a win? How about getting excited because this means when we do bring our A-Game, who is gonna beat us? You really think the Cowboys will beat us in our stadium if we play well if you couldn't beat us when we didn't?
 
2009-09-21 04:12:22 PM
NYCNative: DoBeDoBeDo:
As a 'Skins fan I have to tell you to not worry about the haters. You guys got 2 NFC East road wins, you have to be mildly retarded to not understand those are HUGE.

Well, it's only one road win - we beat you guys at home. But we can beat you on the road later if you don't mind... :)

I think it's awesome that Cowboy fans are screaming their heads off about how the Giants played so badly so we have nothing to get excited about.

As a Giants fan, I was always happy when we could beat bad teams at home when we didn't play well.

This bunch can bring what is decidedly not their A-game into a hostile environment against a talented divisional foe who totally mitigated our strengths (rushing offense and run defense) and we still come out with a win.

Nothing to crow about? Play badly and still get a win? How about getting excited because this means when we do bring our A-Game, who is gonna beat us? You really think the Cowboys will beat us in our stadium if we play well if you couldn't beat us when we didn't?


if yall play like yall did the last two games yes yes i do
 
2009-09-21 04:14:42 PM
"I call this-un a first rounder!"
 
2009-09-21 04:27:54 PM
NYCNative: DoBeDoBeDo:
As a 'Skins fan I have to tell you to not worry about the haters. You guys got 2 NFC East road wins, you have to be mildly retarded to not understand those are HUGE.

Well, it's only one road win - we beat you guys at home. But we can beat you on the road later if you don't mind... :)

I think it's awesome that Cowboy fans are screaming their heads off about how the Giants played so badly so we have nothing to get excited about.

As a Giants fan, I was always happy when we could beat bad teams at home when we didn't play well.

This bunch can bring what is decidedly not their A-game into a hostile environment against a talented divisional foe who totally mitigated our strengths (rushing offense and run defense) and we still come out with a win.

Nothing to crow about? Play badly and still get a win? How about getting excited because this means when we do bring our A-Game, who is gonna beat us? You really think the Cowboys will beat us in our stadium if we play well if you couldn't beat us when we didn't?


YEah crap you did beat us on your turf, the suck that was yesterday against the Rams has me all confused :(

But yeah I hate fans that don't realize that any NFC East game could go either way, hell we finished 4th in the division at 8-8 last year. "BAD" in the NFC East is "Division Champ" in a handful of divisions.

Cowboys fans are just pissed that even the Redskins have a playoff victory in the past 10 years :)
 
2009-09-21 05:05:07 PM
Cowpie fans, look on the bright side... at least SOMEONE in the Cowboys organization got a pick last night.
 
2009-09-21 05:50:12 PM
I saw that yesterday and immediately said to my friend, "That camera man just got shiat-canned."

/probably not wrong
 
2009-09-21 05:58:39 PM
MBK: You know, if I were as rich as Jerry Jones, I wouldn't care if people caught me picking my nose.

If I did get caught, I would pull it out and eat it. Why? Because I'm rich, biatch.


Jerry is so rich it's a wonder he does not have a "Nose Picking Valet" or something.
 
2009-09-21 06:13:19 PM
So what. Jerry Jones doesn't give a fark. He's richer than all of us combined.
 
2009-09-21 06:39:56 PM
mooseyfate: I saw that yesterday and immediately said to my friend, "That camera man just got shiat-canned."

/probably not wrong


No idea, cameraman works for NBC. Jerry's golddigging never made it to the big screen in the stadium. If it did, I must have blinked.
 
2009-09-21 06:44:20 PM
one0nine: Cowpie fans, look on the bright side... at least SOMEONE in the Cowboys organization got a pick last night.

*shakes tiny fist*.

Romo just may be the re-incarnation of Vinny Interceptaverde. Gonna be a long season.
 
2009-09-21 07:01:58 PM
DoBeDoBeDo: But yeah I hate fans that don't realize that any NFC East game could go either way, hell we finished 4th in the division at 8-8 last year. "BAD" in the NFC East is "Division Champ" in a handful of divisions.

See: Any division with a name that ends in "FC West" (although I'm intrigued by the Niners.)

//Titans fan, so I'm bitter.
///Wife's a Giants fan, so I watch a lot of NFC East games.
 
2009-09-21 07:15:46 PM
The Cowboys have all the talent you need to win.As soon as Jerry Jones fires Jerry Jones as head coach,they'll have a shot.
 
2009-09-21 09:51:16 PM
He didn't want Homo to feel lonely with his 3 picks, so he got in on the act.
 
2009-09-21 10:36:43 PM
Someone's name on ESPN comments is LakerCowboy. Talk about a profile in courage. What you got something against baseball. LakerCowboyYankee has a nice ring to it, don't you think loser?

The one adjective that describes the Cowboys (and their fans) for me is "nauseating".
 
2009-09-22 02:00:47 PM
mjohnson71: dionysos: mjohnson71: Lost Thought 00: Jerry Jones is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Texas

Fixed that for you.

Don't blame us, he's from Arkansas.

But look at where he ended up. He's perfect for the Great State/Republic of Texas.


Yea and he brought a Hurricane & Sooner in as his first 2 coaches. The guy doesn't know shiat about Texas.
 
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