If I go there, remind me not to order the special sauce.

Nah. Said they were basically fired for viewing an email, not like they were slacking off for hours to watch DVDs.
Sounds like an excuse by the company to make some cuts... unless there's more to this than meets the eye.

Mama Mia!

swaxhog: Mama Mia!

Mammy Mia

dittybopper: JerseyTim: Irish pizza factory

This.

It's like ordering saying bangers and mash and a pint of stout from Italy. It's just plain *WRONG**.

FTFY

English Mother-Farker... do you speak it?

/I keed!
//WTF is a banger though?

ethics-gradient: unless there's more to this than meets the eye.

Now I cant shake the thought of a Transformer who turns into a greasy pizza

Third In Line: Watching porn is a right, not a privelege!

or did I get that backasswards?


Refer to Rule 34. Porn is always a right. Even if it isn't a right, it's always right.

Sounds like a marriage made in heaven. the workers did something stupid by watching porn at work, while management showed how stupid they are by accidentally sending an email to a worker about future layoffs.

I would be for the workers except they did something you know management would use against them.

EZ Writer: dittybopper: JerseyTim: Irish pizza factory

This.

It's like ordering saying bangers and mash and a pint of stout from Italy. It's just plain *WRONG**.

FTFY

English Mother-Farker... do you speak it?

/I keed!
//WTF is a banger though?

Sausage.

40below: Il Forno, Il Porno pizza Is see a McDonald vs McCurry law suit on the horizon.

Pizza and naked Irish girls? I'll bet they serve Guinness there, too. Hmmm...it's a slow Monday...where's my passport?

I think they should shoot ALL of the Irish pizza establishments out of a cannon. WTF can't I get a slice in Dublin ANYWHERE? Have to buy an entire pizza? No thanks.

You'd think a town w/ such an active night-life would sell pizza by the slice. And not just Dominos and P-johns...you can't even get a slice from the I Love NY Pizza places...

grumble grumble grumble

dittybopper: EZ Writer: dittybopper: JerseyTim: Irish pizza factory

This.

It's like ordering saying bangers and mash and a pint of stout from Italy. It's just plain *WRONG**.

FTFY

English Mother-Farker... do you speak it?

/I keed!
//WTF is a banger though?

A 'banger' is a sausage. Bangers and mash(ed potatoes) are typical pub fair.

In other words, I was saying that getting a pizza from Ireland was like getting Irish food in Italy.


Why not just call it sausage? Brits are weird...

Oh, and having been to 30+ countries, there are Irish Pubs in just about all of 'em. They must be doing something right! It must be the drinking...

ethics-gradient: Nah. Said they were basically fired for viewing an email, not like they were slacking off for hours to watch DVDs.
Sounds like an excuse by the company to make some cuts... unless there's more to this than meets the eye.

ok, it sounds like you are wandering into Crying Game Territory with that.

Pathman: I think they should shoot ALL of the Irish pizza establishments out of a cannon. WTF can't I get a slice in Dublin ANYWHERE? Have to buy an entire pizza? No thanks.

You'd think a town w/ such an active night-life would sell pizza by the slice. And not just Dominos and P-johns...you can't even get a slice from the I Love NY Pizza places...

grumble grumble grumble

What the hell are you talking about. You can buy pizza slices all over Dublin. Steps of Rome on Chatham St. D2 are quite nice.

EZ Writer:
Why not just call it sausage? Brits are weird...

Oh, and having been to 30+ countries, there are Irish Pubs in just about all of 'em. They must be doing something right! It must be the drinking...

says the guy who goes to ballpark and pays for his Frank w/ Bills from his fanny pack.

americans are weird.

Nana's Vibrator: Boiled pizza sucks.

hahahahaaha

It doesn't matter anyway. Now that it is all over the internet the place is going to go out of business. Seriously, would you order pizza from a place where workers watching porn was even possible? It is a pizza place...only one step up from a Subway. Two steps up from telemarketing. Monkeys can do it with very little training. You simply can not have possibilities like that available, or bad things will happen to someone's food because if the workers' brains were advanced enough for self-control they would have better jobs. Like at Olive Garden or Red Lobster. Or maybe slaughtering chickens. Either way this pizza joint is finito, so it doesn't matter.

Pathman: EZ Writer:
Why not just call it sausage? Brits are weird...

Oh, and having been to 30+ countries, there are Irish Pubs in just about all of 'em. They must be doing something right! It must be the drinking...

says the guy who goes to ballpark and pays for his Frank w/ Bills from his fanny pack.

americans are weird.

Actually, you neglected the weirdest part about that scenario. Buying beer at $9 a cup. Then doing it 4-6 more times...

Cormee: Pathman: I think they should shoot ALL of the Irish pizza establishments out of a cannon. WTF can't I get a slice in Dublin ANYWHERE? Have to buy an entire pizza? No thanks.

You'd think a town w/ such an active night-life would sell pizza by the slice. And not just Dominos and P-johns...you can't even get a slice from the I Love NY Pizza places...

grumble grumble grumble

What the hell are you talking about. You can buy pizza slices all over Dublin. Steps of Rome on Chatham St. D2 are quite nice.

not late night you can't! i've been to steps of rome - not bad. i like mama's over on talbot... my favourite is mizzonis in blanchardstown. i also like bottticelli's in dun laoghaire :-)

but all of those places are classy. why can't i have a slice pissed; at 3am?

EZ Writer: dittybopper: JerseyTim: Irish pizza factory

This.

It's like ordering saying bangers and mash and a pint of stout from Italy. It's just plain *WRONG**.

FTFY

English Mother-Farker... do you speak it?

/I keed!
//WTF is a banger though?

Dittybopper's point is that the Irish don't make great pizza. His error is that Bangers and mash is typical British, not Irish. Maybe it be more accurate to say go to Italy to get corned beef and cabbage:



Irish soda bread:



Cabbage and apples:



Basically anything with cabbage. At least you can understand why beer and Irish "cuisine" is essential.

Nana's Vibrator: dittybopper: EZ Writer:

Why not just call it sausage? Brits are weird...


Why not just call spaghetti noodles?

And why not call cabbage tasteless leafy green abortion?
And why aren't abortions called unwanted fetal cabbage?
And why did cabbage patch kids get so popular back in the 80's?
And why do I go to jail everytime they catch me within 100 yards of a school zone?
/I just don't get the world anymore


We should discuss this over a pint and some bangers & cabbage.

I once had pizza from a shop in Bray. It was the single worst pizza I have ever had in my life and I've visited Chicago so I've had a lot of bad pizza.

baka-san 2009-09-21 07:38:26 AM

You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold dead clenched fist.

Don't you mean "Cold drenched fist"?

Delay: Maybe it be more accurate to say go to Italy to get corned beef and cabbage:

Not at all - we don't have a dish called Corned Beef and Cabbage, it's called Bacon/Ham and Cabbage mmmmmm... Corned beef in Ireland is a cold, cheap meat you see on poor people's sandwiches.

Pathman: why can't i have a slice pissed; at 3am?

You can - pretty much all of the chippers in Dublin are run/owned by 1st and 2nd generation Italians and a large % of them are open late and cook very nice pizza, the reason you may not be aware of it is because most people get burgers and chips (however most chippers are no-go zones at 3am). There's a really nice place opposite Bar Bia on Lower Stephens' St in D2 also.

dittybopper: JerseyTim: Irish pizza factory

This.

It's like ordering bangers and mash and a pint of stout from Italy. It's just plain *WRONG*.

Yeah, but Italy really isn't a pizza powerhouse...

Grew up in Naas, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/been back maybe twice
//clearly not missing a thing

An example of the kind of porn a pizza guy would get off on? (new window) Pic amusingly censored but still may be NSFW-warning you now!

One of the shortest books evar...

'Fine Irish cooking'

Also...



Will never accept the 'Euro-sausage'.

Link

littlett's: No more pizzas with white sauce.

Protein and is good for the complexion.

No pepperonis and no sause, please