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(NewsOne)   His High Haughty Holiness, Bill Maher, dons his vestments of bloviation and turgescent miter to contumeliously vituperate Brobdingnagian teabaggers. Pleonasm   (newsone.com ) divider line
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2009-09-21 03:00:44 PM  

Davey Croquette: right, so i was saying something very very very broad, we agree.

Good government requires something more than the recognition that some kind of authority is involved in both Health Care reform and municipal water delivery.


I'm happy that you recognize that! although this point really has nothing to do with anything we've been talking about. For people that ride a normal length bus, this goes without saying.



The details matter. Is your boyfriend the same as any other man? No. You enjoy his details. He may be just another gay man like you but no other gay man could replace him, right? See? Details make all the difference.


prediction: on your ride home tonight you smile the whole way because you are so clever. You have a career in writing waiting for you, and this paragraph shows it.
seriously.
 
2009-09-21 03:20:57 PM  
Davey Croquette
surely you're not done!?
at this point we're only arguing for the sake of arguing...
tell me how you like the way i look in high heels or some such thing.
or how i most likely slurp my cereal in the morning.

come on Davey
 
2009-09-21 03:29:55 PM  
?on your ride home tonight you smile the whole way because you are so clever

Nah. I rode my bike. I'll be busy dodging cars.

Then when I get home I have to wash my dog. He's staying at my ex-wife's house for a few days while I'm....well you know.

And then I'm taking my sort-of-new girlfriend out to dinner. BBQ. Nothing spells "romance" like pulled pork and sweet tea.

So I don't think I'll be re-living any portion of today's postings. Some days. Not this day.
 
2009-09-21 03:35:56 PM  

Mighty Taternuts: The Stealth Hippopotamus: You dont get reelected by calling voters fat, lazy and stupid. And remember the ones on disability have the time to go vote! Thats what was so weird about that whole 9/12 march, it may have been the first time in history that half the people marching in Washington had to take a vacation day to be there.

9/12 was a saturday


Wal-marts are open on Saturdays.
 
2009-09-21 03:43:25 PM  

randomjsa:


I've personally done x-rays on plenty of people whose immigration status was open for question.



You know this because when anybody ever gets xrays they gotta show the xray tech their green cards.

Speaking of morons.
 
2009-09-21 03:49:25 PM  

Davey Croquette: ?on your ride home tonight you smile the whole way because you are so clever

Nah. I rode my bike. I'll be busy dodging cars.

Then when I get home I have to wash my dog. He's staying at my ex-wife's house for a few days while I'm....well you know.

And then I'm taking my sort-of-new girlfriend out to dinner. BBQ. Nothing spells "romance" like pulled pork and sweet tea.

So I don't think I'll be re-living any portion of today's postings. Some days. Not this day.


fine, lazy.

you say pulled pork. chain restaurant or local fav.
 
2009-09-21 04:44:07 PM  
Subby say:

Liburls uze big wurdz!
 
2009-09-21 04:45:20 PM  

Davey Croquette: ?on your ride home tonight you smile the whole way because you are so clever

Nah. I rode my bike. I'll be busy dodging cars.

Then when I get home I have to wash my dog. He's staying at my ex-wife's house for a few days while I'm....well you know.

And then I'm taking my sort-of-new girlfriend out to dinner. BBQ. Nothing spells "romance" like pulled pork and sweet tea.

So I don't think I'll be re-living any portion of today's postings. Some days. Not this day.



While you are what? Are you...TRAVELLING?
 
2009-09-21 05:23:30 PM  

Shaggy_C: Flavivirus: I recommend a diet of at least 1500 calories.
It is not advisable to go underneath 1200 calories per day.
It is extremely dangerous to go underneath 1000 calories per day.

Dangerous? I think that's a little bit extreme. Humans got by just fine foraging in the forest day in and day out, and I doubt they always hit 1000 calories. And I wonder what our ancestors had in the way of net calories when they hunted like this?


Our ancestors also had an average life expectancy in the low forties.
 
2009-09-21 05:30:07 PM  

Flavivirus: Shaggy_C: Maybe I should have emphasized that part, that you do the crash diet to quickly get to where you want to be, then stick with the exercise and healthy eating to stay there.

How many times do I have to tell you that starving yourself to lose weight is dangerous? Never crash diet. It is extremely bad for you. Dieting should be done by caloric reduction and increased energy consumption. Calorie reduction is very good for you. However, severe calorie reduction is bad for you, in both the short- and long-term.


I'd preach too, but I've only had a tablespoon of slimfast mix and some celery strings this week and am too weak to muster indignation.
 
2009-09-21 05:54:07 PM  

horse-pheathers: Our ancestors also had an average life expectancy in the low forties.


I thought it was late 20s to mid thirties for hunter-gatherer tribes?
 
2009-09-21 11:51:30 PM  

Smackledorfer: horse-pheathers: Our ancestors also had an average life expectancy in the low forties.

I thought it was late 20s to mid thirties for hunter-gatherer tribes?


I was being generous.
 
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