Hope we've turned the Tide on puns of this type, or there will be a Bounce in greenlights of these types headlines.

Is that All? Bold, but Duz not make it Fab.

Using the Tide and an 'ancient Chinese secret', Hydro Quebec promises Arctic Power in 2015. Also promises wage hikes for part-timers. All temp-a-cheer.

never heard of "Homeless"... does that come in a fresh spring rain scent?

America is a very strange country. So many riches, whilst poor men are naked on the street.
Also in the news story they found white pills but could not dicover what they were - hilarious.

Wash day tomorrow nothing clean right?

Homeless people, where personal hygiene is always a priority.

Maybe while he's locked up he'll find someone to Snuggle with.

Maybe the homeless guy thought he was ushering in a new Era.

Almost forgot... He sure was Bold.

/ok, I'm done

They need to kick these awful pun writers out of the Biz.

He sure soaped his detergent for softener, amiright? Fabric sheets!

Can't you clearly see he's nuts?

bim1154: Homeless people, where personal hygiene is always a priority.

Mocking the poor: Favorite pastime of "human kind" since the dawn of social inequity.

These puns make me want to Shout.

Some of the other mugshots are funny.

Just needs some gold paint


Keep the sharpies away from her

How else is a homeless man supposed to wash his pants? Give the dude a break.

He looks trustworthy, think he is available for babysitting?

glenlivid: bim1154: Homeless people, where personal hygiene is always a priority.

Mocking the poor: Favorite pastime of "human kind" since the dawn of social inequity.

Personally I would have saved that retort for something better, but it's still early and you are not awake yet. Wait 7 days and use it again.

Lord Farkwad: Wash day tomorrow nothing clean right?



Nothing clean. Right.

Dad?

I'd incarcerate this inmate, wink wink nudge nudge:
http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/09/20/caple_t607.JPG

No Florida tag?

That's a woman, baby!

This thread makes me want to Snuggle

"Let's see: Tide. Cheer. Bold. Biz. Fab. All. Gain. Wisk. I believe today I will try... Bold."

Classic.

article: James T. Lowe, 59, was arrested by Collier County Sheriff's deputies at 6000 Radio Road and charged with indecent exposure in public, trespassing, having an open container of alcohol in a public area and resisting an officer without violence. [...] The report states that Lowe attempted to walk away from officers while they were trying to handcuff him, resulting in the resisting arrest charge.

"Resisting an officer without violence" -- sounds unconstitutionally void for vagueness, or at least arguably so...

SlowTimedRapid: article: James T. Lowe, 59, was arrested by Collier County Sheriff's deputies at 6000 Radio Road and charged with indecent exposure in public, trespassing, having an open container of alcohol in a public area and resisting an officer without violence. [...] The report states that Lowe attempted to walk away from officers while they were trying to handcuff him, resulting in the resisting arrest charge.

"Resisting an officer without violence" -- sounds unconstitutionally void for vagueness, or at least arguably so...


Sounds like those cops are a bunch of douches.

Sounds like an unfortunate case of Downy Syndrome.

SlowTimedRapid: article: James T. Lowe, 59, was arrested by Collier County Sheriff's deputies at 6000 Radio Road and charged with indecent exposure in public, trespassing, having an open container of alcohol in a public area and resisting an officer without violence. [...] The report states that Lowe attempted to walk away from officers while they were trying to handcuff him, resulting in the resisting arrest charge.

"Resisting an officer without violence" -- sounds unconstitutionally void for vagueness, or at least arguably so...

That's why you'll never find a "real" citizen charged with this. Homeless people tend to not hire aggressive attorneys that really want to test the constitutionality of their charges...with a few notable exceptions...but in general, law enforcement can treat certain classes of people as lesser citizens and make up bullshiat charges that don't get challenged for years.

Earl of Chives: That's why you'll never find a "real" citizen charged with this.

I've personally been pulled over for jaywalking when I stepped into the gutter to get around a light pole. When you fall outside of the "real citizen" category, cops generally do whatever the hell they want with little repercussion.
Get used to it, this won't change any time soon.

These puns are really awful, if you get my Dreft.

I'm sure he'll Bounce right back. All he'll Gain is a place to Snuggle up until the Tide turns.