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(People Magazine)   While playing college basketball, L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom suffered from bouts of depression and low self esteem. So it should come as no surprise that he's marrying the wookie queen   (people.com) divider line 72
    More: Dumbass, Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, L.A. Lakers, college basketball, low self esteem, no surprise, chic, Lauren  
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2009-09-20 11:23:08 AM
Dude. 2 words: irrevocable trust.

/Maybe Bruce Jenner can give him some lessons on eye makeup.
 
2009-09-20 12:23:59 PM
Yeah, his conscience got to him. Took money from UNLV, got Bayno fired, ended up sitting his 1st year at Rhode Island out.
 
2009-09-20 12:29:31 PM
theducks.org
 
2009-09-20 12:30:52 PM
"They're very, very happy. They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."

God bless those kids...
 
2009-09-20 12:34:01 PM
Wookiee
Sorry, its a star wars nerd pet peeve of mine
 
2009-09-20 12:38:47 PM
Could be worse, he could get back into his cocaine habit
 
2009-09-20 12:56:26 PM
patompkins: Wookiee
Sorry, its a star wars nerd pet peeve of mine


This
 
2009-09-20 12:57:16 PM
To be fair, I'm thinking his kid dying might still be on his mind.
 
2009-09-20 01:16:12 PM
dude. Black guys LOVE chubby woman. I say this from seeing about 80% of my black friends with a thicker than normal woman.
 
2009-09-20 01:30:10 PM
Dude...TFA says he's 29...I'm guessing that's in wookie years and not human, cuz he looks 40+...
 
2009-09-20 01:30:26 PM
If they have any kids you know those kids are going to end up diabetic with the amount of candy he keeps in the house.
 
2009-09-20 01:35:58 PM
Engaged after dating a for a month?

Jeez, have they even farted in front of each other by now?
 
2009-09-20 01:46:58 PM
There's one website (WWTDD, maybe?) that consistently calls her "Kong" Kardashian. I love it.
 
2009-09-20 01:55:54 PM
From WWTDD: When LA Laker star Lamar Odom was playing college basketball at the University of Rhode Island, he would often disappear for days at a time as he suffered from crippling bouts of depression, doubt and low self esteem. In a possibly related story, now he's marrying Khloe Kardashian.

I could swear I've heard that somewhere before, plagiarismitter.
 
2009-09-20 02:01:40 PM
heavenhollywood.files.wordpress.com
Wookie Queen
 
2009-09-20 02:01:45 PM
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Engaged after dating a for a month?

Jeez, have they even farted in front of each other by now?


The expression on his face says he was farting then.
 
2009-09-20 02:18:23 PM
Did she used to wrestle?
 
2009-09-20 02:36:45 PM
Funbags: Wookie Queen

yeah. Wendy is a hot ass mess. she needs to take off those fracking wigs.
 
2009-09-20 02:37:18 PM
Only fair to now see subby's wife
 
2009-09-20 02:44:37 PM
Funbags: Wookie Queen

Has anyone seen Rupaul and WW in the same place at the same time?
 
2009-09-20 02:44:47 PM
ScotterOtter: Only fair to now see subby's wife

I hear she was homeschooled.
 
2009-09-20 02:57:03 PM
Psylence: Funbags: Wookie Queen

Has anyone seen Rupaul and WW in the same place at the same time?


Yes, every WW show.
 
DOW
2009-09-20 02:57:13 PM
TheMattHadHer: I could swear I've heard that somewhere before, plagiarismitter.

i374.photobucket.com

/not subby
//lots of Fark headlines, like the memes, come from someplace else
 
2009-09-20 02:59:50 PM
Y'all can make fun if you want, but I'd climb all over that chick. Even if I did need a ladder. Padding is a good thing when you have acrobatic sex. I had sex with a skinny chick once and she jabbed me in the crotch with her pointy hipbone. That wouldn't be a problem with Khloe.
 
2009-09-20 04:00:16 PM
I think she's pretty hot. What's with the wookiee queen reference?
 
2009-09-20 04:27:09 PM
It must be hard to live in a family where your only ambition is to stay in the news.
 
2009-09-20 04:35:23 PM
What happened to his baby momma? Who was she?
 
2009-09-20 04:40:21 PM
Stolen almost word for word from wwtdd.com

For shame, subby.

-1
 
2009-09-20 05:07:15 PM
So in other news, the Kardasian family wants to get back in the press. Who wants to bet the wedding coincides with the premeire of some new show, and their divorce is in time for the sweeps finale?
 
2009-09-20 05:10:30 PM
E! News reported Thursday night that Khloe, 25, and her basketball beau, 29, have recently been "talking about rings."

It was c*ck rings, though.
 
2009-09-20 06:13:00 PM
Jesus. Is the penis size that important? Don't you know your children will be black? Fat, drunk, black, and stupid is no way to go through life, missy.
 
2009-09-20 06:44:00 PM
She seems to be the only sister that would be tolerable to hang out with. Ruling......

img87.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-20 06:44:21 PM
Good for them. Hope it works out.

/No irony from me
 
2009-09-20 06:46:39 PM
Even though she's a bit thick, she's hotter than anything jealous-mitter is currently hitting.

www.celebritybeautybuzz.com
 
2009-09-20 07:01:23 PM
MMM Loves me some this sandwich although it looks like it needs some meat!!!

www.kimkardashianfan.net

/by meat I mean me with both of them at the same time
 
2009-09-20 07:18:55 PM
What did their father do to those girls. They must have really hated him.
 
2009-09-20 07:19:38 PM
The Kardashian sisters are proof that the media will follow anyone that claims to be a "celebrity." Had they not inherited their daddy's $$$, they would just be three, homely, fat, white chicks that like to bang black guys, and take it in the ass.

No reason this should even be a story, much less a greenlight on such a tolerant site as Fark!
 
2009-09-20 07:21:31 PM
MilesTeg: What did their father do to those girls. They must have really hated him.

it was OJ...

www.historyguy.com
 
2009-09-20 07:25:12 PM
While playing college basketball, L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom suffered from bouts of depression and low self esteem.

Of course he did. He played for farkin' Rhody. Or rather, he was paid by the Harricks to play for farkin' Rhody.

\paging gunnyhighway to the thread...
 
2009-09-20 07:34:26 PM
one_more_step_and_the_girl_gets_it: The Kardashian sisters are proof that the media will follow anyone that claims to be a "celebrity." Had they not inherited their daddy's $$$, they would just be three, homely, fat, white chicks that like to bang black guys, and take it in the ass.

No reason this should even be a story, much less a greenlight on such a tolerant site as Fark!


Dude I'm not a fan of them, but Homely they are not. I hate to admit it but, they are easily better than average looking. Even the fat one.

Woman are pretty, but many are scary.
 
2009-09-20 07:35:14 PM
In my hood, we call girls like that 'snicker lickers'
 
2009-09-20 07:52:02 PM
patompkins: Wookiee
Sorry, its a star wars nerd pet peeve of mine


Thank you... I twitched when I saw the misspelling.

/yes, I am really female ;)
 
2009-09-20 08:03:37 PM
FriarReb98: While playing college basketball, L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom suffered from bouts of depression and low self esteem.

Of course he did. He played for farkin' Rhody. Or rather, he was paid by the Harricks to play for farkin' Rhody.

\paging gunnyhighway to the thread...


Ah yes, Jim Harrick.

/still has two Harricks Hounds shirts (red edition, black edition)
 
2009-09-20 08:13:54 PM
FTA:
"They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable."

Dear GOD! How is this not the focus of the article? Did someone chain them together and throw away the key? Did their bodies fuse in some sort of warped science experiment gone wrong? Was this the result of a freak crazy glue accident?

/Journalism fail.
//Improper use of the word "literally" drives me nuts (especially from people who should know better)
 
2009-09-20 08:18:56 PM
Hold on a sec...

I just re-read the article. The idiot using "literally" incorrectly was the older sister, in a quote.

5 minutes in the corner with the dunce cap for me.
 
2009-09-20 08:19:01 PM
El Morro: FTA:
"They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable."

Dear GOD! How is this not the focus of the article? Did someone chain them together and throw away the key? Did their bodies fuse in some sort of warped science experiment gone wrong? Was this the result of a freak crazy glue accident?

/Journalism fail.
//Improper use of the word "literally" drives me nuts (especially from people who should know better)


David Cross, is that you?
 
2009-09-20 09:04:11 PM
The fat one is just looking for anything that will help her steal a little of the limelight from her hotter but equally worthless and insignificant sisters.

These two will be married and divorced faster than Khloe can order take out.
 
2009-09-20 09:07:38 PM
PerfectStorm: The fat one is just looking for anything that will help her steal a little of the limelight from her hotter but equally worthless and insignificant sisters.

These two will be married and divorced faster than Khloe can order take out.


You didn't read the article did you? It said quote:

"They're very, very happy. They've been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly."
 
2009-09-20 09:48:20 PM
pvd021 2009-09-20 07:35:14 PM

In my hood, we call girls like that 'snicker lickers'



I'm pretty sure I love you for that. Took my breath away & everyone within 10 miles heard me crack up. Forget the new keyboard/monitor I need an oxygen mask & a throat drop.
 
2009-09-20 10:12:08 PM
You know what stinks? Marrying the ugliest of three sisters (especially when you are filthy rich).

I had a girlfriend for a decade, and she was the least attractive of the three. Every time I went to a family function, I always thought that it sucked that I didn't have the pretty sister with the better personality.
 
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