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(Rian.Ru)   World's tallest man says women are scared of him. No offense, dude, but if you're 8.1 ft tall, and you have an 11-inch handspan, they're gonna do the math   (en.rian.ru ) divider line
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2009-09-17 11:27:50 AM  
Oh, this thread should be FULL of classy comments. I'm sure not a single Farker will make a joking reference to the enormous size of his schlong.

/wink, wink
 
2009-09-17 11:38:38 AM  
World's Biggest Turkey.
 
2009-09-17 11:40:27 AM  
What, he has big gloves? Has problems finding clothes that fit him correctly?
 
2009-09-17 11:41:22 AM  
I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"
 
2009-09-17 11:41:52 AM  

whistleridge: Oh, this thread should be FULL of classy comments. I'm sure not a single Farker will make a joking reference to the enormous size of his schlong.

/wink, wink


low hanging fruit.

/oh shiat.
 
2009-09-17 11:42:58 AM  

redqueenmeg: I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"


how you doin?

/sucker for the tall girls
 
rmz
2009-09-17 11:43:51 AM  
You've got to imagine what kind of bed an 8-foot tall guy has.
 
2009-09-17 11:44:47 AM  
 
2009-09-17 11:44:50 AM  
Yeah I don't know if most women would want to get farked by an 18" schlong. Maybe some meth heads who will do anything with a baseball bat for drugs, but the majority...I'm saying no.
 
2009-09-17 11:44:52 AM  
Size, does matter.
 
2009-09-17 11:45:23 AM  
I didn't realize that hand span was related to height. I just checked mine, and it's 10.5 inches, despite the fact that I'm only 6'5" tall. Is that correlation for real, or just conjecture?
 
2009-09-17 11:45:59 AM  

rmz: You've got to imagine what kind of bed an 8-foot tall guy has.


Bunk beds?
 
2009-09-17 11:46:15 AM  
Funny headline.
 
2009-09-17 11:47:04 AM  

spacechicken170am: Why not just find a really tall women? (new window)


OMG, I would climb on that like a jugle gym.
 
2009-09-17 11:48:09 AM  
No correlation, yadyadayada.
 
2009-09-17 11:48:40 AM  
I just got dumped last night by a 6'3 chick so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/5'7
 
2009-09-17 11:49:17 AM  
This guy should get into porn and make a huge wad of cash...Ya know Internet rule # 34 (or whatever number it is)...
 
2009-09-17 11:49:25 AM  
He would have an enormous schwansenstucker.
 
2009-09-17 11:49:59 AM  
My fiance is 5'1. I feel HUGE.
 
2009-09-17 11:50:17 AM  

cast55: I didn't realize that hand span was related to height. I just checked mine, and it's 10.5 inches, despite the fact that I'm only 6'5" tall. Is that correlation for real, or just conjecture?


I just checked my hand span - 10". And I'm 5'-10" tall.

/big hands I know you're the one?
 
2009-09-17 11:50:26 AM  

cabritosaurio: I just got dumped last night by a 6'3 chick so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/5'7



Did she whirl you around the room and throw you out the window?
 
2009-09-17 11:51:04 AM  

spacechicken170am: Why not just find a really tall women? (new window)


Legs all the way to the snack bar.
 
2009-09-17 11:55:47 AM  

redqueenmeg: I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"


*checks profile*
wow...you're a near lock for wet dream fodder...

/only 6'1.5"
 
2009-09-17 11:56:40 AM  
What exactly does handspan mean?

Is it the distance from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the pinky or from the distance from the tip of the middle finger to the base of the hand?
 
2009-09-17 11:56:53 AM  

rastjr: cabritosaurio: I just got dumped last night by a 6'3 chick so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/5'7


Did she whirl you around the room and throw you out the window?


Actually, it was almost as amusing.

I texted her the night before about her the night before, and she gave me no reply. So the day after I asked her why she didn't respond. She texted back:

"Well, you were lucky I'm answering now. I just finished farking, I'm exhausted, haha"

No further discourse was really necessary after that. I assumed I got dumped, and she had the upperhand..therefore, me being the dumpee. I'm pretty sure it is directly correlated with her finding out about me allegedly farking the blonde polish chick in my class.

/has no regrets
 
2009-09-17 12:03:30 PM  

maxwellhauser: cast55: I didn't realize that hand span was related to height. I just checked mine, and it's 10.5 inches, despite the fact that I'm only 6'5" tall. Is that correlation for real, or just conjecture?

I just checked my hand span - 10". And I'm 5'-10" tall.



Just slightly over 10". I'm 6' 2 3/4".

I have heard that handspan matches the length of your forearm though, but never anything with height.
 
2009-09-17 12:04:42 PM  

cabritosaurio: rastjr: cabritosaurio: I just got dumped last night by a 6'3 chick so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/5'7


Did she whirl you around the room and throw you out the window?

Actually, it was almost as amusing.

I texted her the night before about her the night before, and she gave me no reply. So the day after I asked her why she didn't respond. She texted back:

"Well, you were lucky I'm answering now. I just finished farking, I'm exhausted, haha"

No further discourse was really necessary after that. I assumed I got dumped, and she had the upperhand..therefore, me being the dumpee. I'm pretty sure it is directly correlated with her finding out about me allegedly farking the blonde polish chick in my class.

/has no regrets



Well, sounds like you both got what you deserved.

Got pics of the Polish chick?
 
2009-09-17 12:05:05 PM  

cabritosaurio:
No further discourse was really necessary after that. I assumed I got dumped, and she had the upperhand..therefore, me being the dumpee. I'm pretty sure it is directly correlated with her finding out about me allegedly farking the blonde polish chick in my class.

/has no regrets


So, you gave your pole to a pole huh? Nice.
 
2009-09-17 12:05:22 PM  
Holy shiat! Even if the size of the unit is just proportionate to the size of the man he's got to be hung like a beer can! I would not want to be that guys celly...

/shudder
 
2009-09-17 12:08:10 PM  

redqueenmeg: I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"


I'm 6'-5" So um how do you feel about step kids?
 
2009-09-17 12:08:27 PM  
"So, Sultan Kosen walks into a bar, and says, 'Hey everyone, highballs on me!'"

/Yeah, I know, "Don't quit my day job."
//Try the fish
 
2009-09-17 12:09:43 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "So, Sultan Kosen walks into a bar, and says, 'Hey everyone, highballs on me!'"

/Yeah, I know, "Don't quit my day job."
//Try the fish


Well, I lol'd...but I'm in a wierd mood, so that could be it.
 
2009-09-17 12:10:16 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Holy shiat! Even if the size of the unit is just proportionate to the size of the man he's got to be hung like a beer can! I would not want to be that guys celly...

/shudder


Actually, judging from the crutches in the pic, the poor guy is probably falling apart, physically. He's probably got a life expectancy of 35 or something, and if he's like that woman who passed a little while ago, he'll never stop growing...

On the other hand, maybe he just passes out from blood loss every time a hot girl walks by...even 8ft tall guys get faint when a gallon of blood gets redirected for other uses...
 
2009-09-17 12:10:20 PM  
or weird, even.

/leave me alone spelling nazis
 
2009-09-17 12:11:01 PM  
jebus! go metric already.
 
2009-09-17 12:11:47 PM  
Has a bright future in porn.
 
2009-09-17 12:14:09 PM  

maxwellhauser: cast55: I didn't realize that hand span was related to height. I just checked mine, and it's 10.5 inches, despite the fact that I'm only 6'5" tall. Is that correlation for real, or just conjecture?

I just checked my hand span - 10". And I'm 5'-10" tall.

/big hands I know you're the one?



AWESOME Violent Femmes reference dude.
 
2009-09-17 12:14:43 PM  

redqueenmeg: I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"


say, were in the red-head thread yesterday?
 
2009-09-17 12:15:01 PM  
Why isn't he playing basketball?!?!
 
2009-09-17 12:18:32 PM  
I just looked up how to properly measure hand span and mines just over 9 inches. I am 5'11" So does handspan usually equal penis size or am I an unusual?
 
2009-09-17 12:19:20 PM  
Whooooooa RedQueenMeg.......
 
2009-09-17 12:20:42 PM  

PsyLord: Why isn't he playing basketball?!?!


Because he's on farking crutches. It doesn't matter if he can place the ball into the basket if he has to hobble to do it.
 
2009-09-17 12:20:47 PM  

redqueenmeg: I'm not that short for a girl, especially where I live (Orlando), and so when I meet someone who makes me feel short it just seems odd. heh.

/not freakishly tall
//5'9"


Wanna help me get some height back into my family?

/funny pickup line
//5'7
/// :-(
 
2009-09-17 12:22:16 PM  

spacechicken170am: Why not just find a really tall women? (new window)


A German and a Turk? I'm sure that will work out well...
 
2009-09-17 12:25:01 PM  
There was a guy who taught at my old high school who was 7'9. He had horrible joint problems though and had a steel rod in his back. He'd walk by the classroom and you wouldn't see his head.
 
2009-09-17 12:26:51 PM  
You guys are funny. :)

Yeah, I'd think that there's got to be some kind of maximum height thing you can hit and then past that there's serious skeletal issues. I do not think we're going to be seeing any Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman stuff in real life any time soon.

Then again, height's an odd thing to base attraction on, or maybe I'm just weird to think so.
 
2009-09-17 12:27:54 PM  
I'd pay good money to watch him fark a 4'9" 85 lb woman.
 
2009-09-17 12:32:22 PM  
World's tallest man has world's tiniest reference photo.
 
2009-09-17 12:32:31 PM  
Then again, height's an odd thing to base attraction on, or maybe I'm just weird to think so.

Unlike, say, the shape of the place poop comes from?
 
2009-09-17 12:32:56 PM  

Sefton: He would have an enormous schwansenstucker.


that goes without say
 
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