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(Some Guy)   Cops find a roach hiding in a suspect's dreadlocks   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 58
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2009-09-16 05:04:19 PM
Obvious tag doesn't even know where it is right now.
 
2009-09-16 06:01:02 PM
the roach probably had a couple joints hiding in there too. Filthy Hippies!!
 
2009-09-16 06:47:24 PM
News?!?
 
2009-09-16 06:47:48 PM
Having dreadlocks is like having a 'dancing bears' sticker on the back of your 72 VW bus.

You're either high, or are about to get high.
 
2009-09-16 06:50:29 PM
GnuUzir: News?!?

No, it's Fark
 
2009-09-16 06:50:50 PM
If he hadn't been driving too fast he'd be a free man today.

Dumbass.
 
2009-09-16 06:52:53 PM
someone oughta give this guy a trophy or something
 
2009-09-16 06:55:34 PM
Robbins was booked into the Santa Clara County Main Jail on the four warrants, three gun violations, marijuana possession, driving with a suspended license, and giving false information to an officer, Ryan said.

Fortunately, he was wearing his seatbelt.
 
2009-09-16 06:56:45 PM

I like the next story in the article more:


"Jefferey Brenion was arguing about rent with his 79-year-old roommate in their home on the 200 block of Horizon Avenue at about 6:30 p.m., police spokeswoman Liz Wylie said."


Man, are the roommate pickings on craigslist getting worse, or what?

 
2009-09-16 06:58:38 PM
Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks

And I worry like hell if I drive 27mph in a school zone. Do some people just not have the "reasonable concern" gene? How do these people sleep at night?
 
2009-09-16 06:59:03 PM
In all fairness, it WOULD make for a sequel that's superior to Joe's Apartment...
 
2009-09-16 06:59:28 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: If he hadn't been driving too fast he'd be a free man today.

Dumbass.


This guy is a slave to his poor judgement. His only freedom is self-destruction.
 
2009-09-16 06:59:35 PM
phlegmmo: Robbins was booked into the Santa Clara County Main Jail on the four warrants, three gun violations, marijuana possession, driving with a suspended license, and giving false information to an officer, Ryan said.

Fortunately, he was wearing his seatbelt.


Oh. Without reading this I assumed he was a hippie. He's a black gangbanger.
 
2009-09-16 06:59:47 PM
How is this interesting again?
 
2009-09-16 07:00:29 PM
I liked the story more when it was about what I THOUGHT it was about.
:)
 
2009-09-16 07:01:50 PM
Story would have been better if it was an actual cockroach hiding in his hair.
 
2009-09-16 07:01:50 PM
I hid weed in my dreads once so I'm getting a kick...
 
2009-09-16 07:03:07 PM
Ryan says...
 
2009-09-16 07:06:56 PM
CitizenTed:How do these people sleep at night?

Very stoned.
 
2009-09-16 07:07:48 PM
i liked the second story better
 
2009-09-16 07:11:18 PM
Good article below on the same page, about the rent dispute and wooden sword attack.
 
2009-09-16 07:14:56 PM
I want to party with that guy
 
2009-09-16 07:16:17 PM
seen looking suspicious ...
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-09-16 07:16:45 PM
CitizenTed: Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks

And I worry like hell if I drive 27mph in a school zone. Do some people just not have the "reasonable concern" gene? How do these people sleep at night?


A mean hippy. Whodathunkit?
 
2009-09-16 07:20:55 PM
this is such a clear case of illegal police profiling it's not even funny. everyone who is anyone speeds down that stretch of road. he was only pulled over for the color of his skin and style of his hair.
it sickens me that even in the bay area we have such blatant acts of racism. these cops should have their badges taken away from them for this abuse of power.

/am i doing it right?
 
2009-09-16 07:22:14 PM
ozzie_stu: seen looking suspicious ...

He's looking pretty white-ish there. Character change? Smithers used to be black too.
 
2009-09-16 07:25:39 PM
illicit: Story would have been better if it was an actual cockroach hiding in his hair.

That's what I was waiting for as the page loaded :(

And to think I had a whole slew of cockroach links lined up...
 
2009-09-16 07:26:22 PM
This just adds to the reasons why the first thing we should do to prisoners in any level jail is to use clippers to reduce their hair down to a buzz cut...
 
2009-09-16 07:29:28 PM
CitizenTed: Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks


If you were on the hook for all that, would you give your real name?
 
2009-09-16 07:36:35 PM
mike.thesauce: this is such a clear case of illegal police profiling it's not even funny. everyone who is anyone speeds down that stretch of road. he was only pulled over for the color of his skin and style of his hair.
it sickens me that even in the bay area we have such blatant acts of racism. these cops should have their badges taken away from them for this abuse of power.

/am i doing it right?


You forgot to add the part where anyone who disagrees with you is a troll.
 
2009-09-16 07:37:57 PM
CitizenTed: Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks


Obviously he belongs to the Jamaican Mafia, mon!
 
2009-09-16 07:44:31 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: If he hadn't been driving too fast he'd be a free man today.

Dumbass.


- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap

Maybe he is really really smart, and has a heart, and WANTED himself to be removed from society for the better sake of the rest of us.

// that happens right ? O:-)
/ (seen you enough times to know you are good at detecting sarcasm hehe)
 
2009-09-16 07:45:14 PM
the only reason weed is illegal
is it gives cops a reason to do anything they want under suspicion
of a 'crime'

since the majority of people smoke dope.


/the majority of people should work to change the law
if democracy still works that way
 
2009-09-16 07:48:08 PM
davynelson: since the majority of people smoke dope.

They do?
 
2009-09-16 07:53:58 PM
SeamusFerrell: davynelson: since the majority of people smoke dope.

They do?


goddamn hippies
 
2009-09-16 08:18:53 PM
I once took a nap outside. I went inside. Later I found an earwig in my hair. I've kept my head shaved pretty much ever since.

Davynelson- the majority of people don't smoke dope. There is a difference between having tried it and still doing it. I don't do pot, (never even tried it) but I support your right to smoke up, as long as I don't have to breath the second hand smoke (I'm asthmatic) and you don't drive under the influence.
 
2009-09-16 08:19:15 PM
CitizenTed: Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks

And I worry like hell if I drive 27mph in a school zone. Do some people just not have the "reasonable concern" gene? How do these people sleep at night?


He might as well have gone all the way and killed someone. Or else he has, and nobody's found the body yet.
 
2009-09-16 08:23:14 PM
phlegmmo: Robbins was booked into the Santa Clara County Main Jail on the four warrants, three gun violations, marijuana possession, driving with a suspended license, and giving false information to an officer, Ryan said.

Fortunately, he was wearing his seatbelt.


And a partridge in a pear treee
 
2009-09-16 08:25:06 PM
Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap


Around here we call that "Friday night"
 
2009-09-16 08:35:46 PM
vernonFL: Around here we call that "Friday night"

Vernon are YOU the source of all those img1.fark.net green lights?

Impressive!
 
2009-09-16 08:47:09 PM
illicit: Story would have been better if it was an actual cockroach hiding in his hair.

Hell, chances are Jimmy Hoffa and Flight 19 are hiding in his hair.
 
2009-09-16 09:28:44 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In all fairness, it WOULD make for a sequel that's superior to Joe's Apartment...

Combine it with white castle, and you've got the MTV generation and the the millenials all rolled up into one fat demographic..
 
2009-09-16 09:35:15 PM
SeamusFerrell: davynelson: since the majority of people smoke dope.

They do?


The majority of people he knows do... that means the majority of everybody does.

/Kinda like how almost everybody thinks about anything they find important
//Looking at you Republicrat Librocons....
 
2009-09-16 09:39:50 PM
CitizenTed: Jesus H. Christ. Look at how this guy rolls:
- Speeding
- Marijuana possession
- Expired auto registration
- Suspended license
- Giving false name
- Probation violation
- Loaded gun
- Gun has S/N scratched off
- 4 Outstanding felony warrants
- Domestic violence rap
- Spliff in his dreadlocks

And I worry like hell if I drive 27mph in a school zone. Do some people just not have the "reasonable concern" gene? How do these people sleep at night?


And the cops thought JACKPOT!!!! DING DING DING DING DING!!!
 
2009-09-16 09:47:01 PM
"Wow, man! This joint's laced with cocaine!"

"No, dude, that's dandruff. Now stop bogarting!"
 
2009-09-16 09:53:25 PM
soseussme: "Wow, man! This joint's laced with cocaine!"

"No, dude, that's dandruff. Now stop bogarting!"


Hell yeah! And no spit either, lipper
 
2009-09-16 11:01:56 PM
HoratioGates: I found an earwig in my hair.


Dude watch out for those earwigs. You know that they like to crawl into ears? then, because they cannot turn around in there, they have to bore through your brain to get out the other ear.

/If its a female, she lays her eggs in your brain.
//True story!
///Saw it on a documentary called Night Gallery.
 
2009-09-16 11:21:30 PM
vernonFL
"Having dreadlocks is like having a 'dancing bears' sticker on the back of your 72 VW bus. You're either high, or are about to get high."


Wow aren't we in a stereotyping mood. Using your standards, I should assume that anyone wearing a 3 piece suit with a nice short haircut isn't a coke-head, anyone who enjoys watching footbal on TV has an IQ less than 70, and any woman under age 35 with short hair is a lesbian.

Americans, judging books by their covers since 33 A.D.
 
2009-09-17 12:28:04 AM
vintagesoul: I hid weed in my dreads once so I'm getting a kick...

I once dreaded hiding in weeds for fear of getting kicked.
 
2009-09-17 12:50:19 AM
davynelson: the only reason weed is illegal
is it gives cops a reason to do anything they want under suspicion
of a 'crime'

since the majority of people smoke dope.


/the majority of people should work to change the law
if democracy still works that way


elultimoquecierrelapuerta.files.wordpress.com
 
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