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26383 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2003 at 9:30 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-10 04:08:44 AM  
"Now, I could be wrong, but that girl on certainly does look a lot like you..."
2003-03-10 08:46:52 AM  
Never mind the Dell, check out my Wang.
2003-03-10 08:57:34 AM  
Yup, it's 14 inches. It just looks small and dark because it's not turned on.
2003-03-10 09:11:21 AM  
biatch, you be holdin' out on me. Don't lie. You gots dat 200 dollars from zat trick last night. Says so in my shiznit Excel database right here. Now gimme day money befo' I'z break dat ass.
2003-03-10 09:18:16 AM  
Hey baby, guess which leg it's resting against.
2003-03-10 09:29:37 AM  
"Whatta ya say that we call it a day -- let's go smoke some crack."
2003-03-10 09:33:25 AM  
"Y'know, I hear that man Michael Dell is a bad motherf--"

"Shut yo' mouth!"
2003-03-10 09:34:33 AM  
"This lap tizzle is of the hizzle fo' shizzle... Dollah dollah bill y'all"
2003-03-10 09:34:45 AM  
"Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady, got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! You Know?"
2003-03-10 09:35:07 AM  
"I got nuthin"
2003-03-10 09:35:37 AM  
"Hey, have you checked out the new Strong Bad email? Check it out."
2003-03-10 09:35:42 AM  
yeah, i stole this from a white man
2003-03-10 09:35:59 AM  
"Hey babe, that laptop I'm pointing at - guess what's keeping it in the air?"

Now with voting, and a question mark.
2003-03-10 09:36:02 AM  
"Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit."
2003-03-10 09:36:02 AM  
Girl: "Where did you get that great laptop?"

Man: "At Gunpoint."
2003-03-10 09:36:06 AM  
"Hey, you wanna good laugh? Let's click up, they're captioning us today. Can't wait to see what some of those unattractive and unsuccessful jealous morons have to say."
2003-03-10 09:37:10 AM  
"I'm amazed you can still use a pen after having all your fingertips amputated"
2003-03-10 09:37:40 AM  
Newsflash: None of you are funny.

"Now what makes this so hot, right... is that the girl is only nine years old."
2003-03-10 09:38:27 AM  
That "annoying sexist pig" you're writing about, would that be me?

With voting, for no good reason.
2003-03-10 09:38:55 AM  

It is really not necessary to post the picture in your caption. It does not make it any funnier.
2003-03-10 09:39:33 AM  
..then the little Cracker says "Dude, please don't kill me. Just take the Dell". Right there in the god damned elevator. Like I'm some sort of criminal or something. So go all NAACP on his ass. Now he's in jail, and I'm doing their commercials.

Now with more voting and less typos
2003-03-10 09:39:40 AM  
"You see baby, I invent this website called Fark and get this Cracker-boy to run it. Whitey spends all his time checking out this site. Productivity is destroyed and the Man becomes poor. Then the brothers rise up and kick his ass back to Europe."
2003-03-10 09:40:27 AM  
"It's a bit nipply in here. I think it'd be breast if it were a tit hooter.....Want a laptop?"
2003-03-10 09:41:03 AM  
He's saying: Hey, I must be that rude, obnoxious guy that Devotchka had to talk to on the phone all through Saturday because her Dell brand computer refused to connect to the internet!

And the woman replies: That's right! And I'm the other technician she talked to, the one who had her screwing around with msconfig when it was very obviously a networking problem!

Together: Go DELL!

I should get votes for being practically the first person to contribute a completely non race-related comment.
2003-03-10 09:42:14 AM  
nubian Please, I ain't givin you my contact, I just wanna taste some of yo' poontang!
2003-03-10 09:43:59 AM  
Guy: "Didn't I see you on"
2003-03-10 09:44:13 AM  
Now with Voting!

"Primitive, segmentary societies have often been defined as societies without a State, in other words, societies in which distinct organs of power do not appear. But the conclusion has been that these societies did not reach the degree of economic development, or the level of political differentiation, that would make the formation of the State apparatus both possible and inevitable...The prime interest in Clastres's theories is that they break with this evolutionBoobiesulate. Not only does he doubt that the State is the product of an ascribable economic development, but he asks if it is not a potential concern of primitive societies to ward off or avert that monster they supposedly do not understand."
2003-03-10 09:44:52 AM  
"I'm surfing, if you know what I mean."
2003-03-10 09:44:58 AM  
Sutta say what I say....Pretty Jay I did the same ol' same ol'....Hey, knock yourself a pro, slick, the grey matter of fact, time to take down I kept t c bein dem man.....

2003-03-10 09:45:50 AM  
*Can't type in my response because of the farking filter!*
2003-03-10 09:46:42 AM  
I can sort of make out your nipples.
2003-03-10 09:49:53 AM  
What's say YOU come over here, sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
2003-03-10 09:51:59 AM  
i hope that You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color is a ref to 'the jerk' and not 'willy wonka'. otherwise, my entire world will collapse.

and my caption:

"i can't find the 'any' key!"
2003-03-10 09:52:08 AM  
Seriously? Before you landed this gig you were the naked body double for Vanessa Williams? Not to sound conceited myself but I was Wesley's Snipes body double in " To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything. Julie Newmar."

Hey where are you going?

2003-03-10 09:53:01 AM  
"So these Duke an' Duke guys gimme this'ere suit, and this 'puter and tell me to figger out what the price of oran' juice and bacon is."
2003-03-10 09:53:27 AM  
You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em
2003-03-10 09:53:37 AM  
How many positions do I get for that price?
2003-03-10 09:54:09 AM  
So there was like, this gay guy, with autism. And he's like "Uhhhh ... Duhhhh."

Now with voting, not that you wanna be voting, but yeah. \m/
2003-03-10 09:54:21 AM  
"Say girlfriend I gotz all fo season's of wut's happening! download to my capewter. Why donts you come by my place later on tonights and wees can gets down to watching rerun and rog tryin to fark Shirley ats the dina."

2003-03-10 09:54:52 AM  
"What's that you got there? Paper and pencil? I think some salesman ripped me off with this computer thing-a-ma-jig."

Now with voting.
2003-03-10 09:57:03 AM  
...and then I said "Now wait a minute, all we have to do is dress like uppity white peoples and we get these new George Foreman waffle irons?" and they were like "yea brother" and I was like "DAYUM! bring on da whiteywear!"
2003-03-10 09:58:15 AM  
"You's see, wid dis here laptop clunker ah' can track all mah' hoes ta see which one be takin' mah' bling, which one ain't lyin', and which one be bein' honest wit a n|gg4"
2003-03-10 09:58:54 AM  
"You know, even in that ugly ass suit, you still a biatch that don't know shiat about electronics. Let me show you the real meaning of laptop."
2003-03-10 09:59:58 AM  
"Nice tits!"
2003-03-10 10:00:14 AM  
"I'd hit that"
2003-03-10 10:00:14 AM  
Don't look now, but I think that Kornfeld idiot from Accounts Recievable is coming over...
2003-03-10 10:01:01 AM  
I don't know if anyone has post this yet but it seems obvious by the disgusted look on the lady's face.

"Hey baby, I've got naked pictures of your mom on my laptop wanna see?"
2003-03-10 10:01:40 AM  
Dude your getting a dell
2003-03-10 10:03:57 AM  
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2003-03-10 10:05:40 AM  
He: "I'll bet you 95% of those goofball honkies on FARK are gonna mention my dick. The other 5% will be trying to beat the filter."

She: "Sounds like a nubianrdly estimate on the filter."

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