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3628 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-16 12:11:47 AM  
2001-09-16 12:23:57 AM  
Only thing 6 buck will get yea is blue balls.
2001-09-16 12:31:16 AM  
Hey at least they took pitty on them and didn't take him down.
2001-09-16 12:31:40 AM  
LOL, the cops let him go. Must have felt sorry for him.
2001-09-16 01:00:45 AM  
I've noticed that all the news coming out of Alabama comes from Dothan.
2001-09-16 01:04:55 AM  
Weeeeeeeeeee! Indeed.
2001-09-16 01:36:27 AM  
Anybody ever see the Alabamaman commercial on South Park? Funny stuff.
2001-09-16 01:42:36 AM  
Ah done traded me some possum fer some nookie one time. Gotta treat em like ladies and give em the good stuff.
2001-09-16 02:43:31 AM  
I once traded a beaver for some beaver.
2001-09-16 04:24:03 AM  
Nothing like some prostitute harassment to liven up a day.
2001-09-16 07:58:31 AM  
for $0.00, can anybody tell me why they didn't just take him up on it and arrest his ass?
2001-09-16 08:46:03 AM  
Meat: would you want a dead squirrel in the evidence room?
2001-09-16 09:38:37 AM  
Little known fact about Dothan, Alabama: it's the home of a clinic that does discount boob jobs. How farked up is that?
2001-09-16 02:29:35 PM  
You should have bought a squirrl!!!
2001-09-16 07:52:20 PM  
2001-09-16 11:12:37 PM  
Actually, Doofus, it's the home of one of the best plastic surgeons in the country (yes, he does boob jobs, too). No discount, though. He'll cost you as much or more than anywhere else, and people come from all over the country to see him.
2001-09-16 11:15:48 PM  
Sad that this ignorant sh*thead and the discount boob job comment are the best press my home town can seem to get. (sigh)
2001-09-17 12:02:37 AM  
Jestyr, don't feel too bad, Alabama always gets a bum rap.
I'm from Alabama myself, altho I'm not from Dothan. The reason I made the comment about the discount boob job clinic is he did a bunch of dancers boobs and I guess they went as a group and he gave 'em a discount. Truth, I swear to Fark.
2001-09-17 12:17:38 PM  
I believe it. I have heard strippers (in my younger days) refer to Dothan as "Titty City". :) Actually my wife is a nurse and used to work in the Outpatient dept for one of the local hospitals. She was always telling me stories of how far women had come to see Dr. Fagen. I think the farthest was from Brazil, but I'm not sure. Lots from the West coast and Texas, though.
2001-09-21 10:34:25 PM  
Yeah, You would have to be dumb to accept dead squirrel and a broken down washing machine!!! How about I make my final offer, this pile of dog-sh*t!
2001-09-21 10:36:02 PM  
He wants sex for dead squirrels and a busted washing machine? How about my final offer, this pile of dog sh!t
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