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		Doctor says people need to be better informed of the risks they take when they use tanning beds, such as the danger of looking like a douche (cbc.ca)		94
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Adman12		2009-09-14 11:13:46 AM

Maybe we need photographic warning labels on tanning beds, like the ones on Canadian cigarette packs:

ecmoRandomNumbers		2009-09-14 11:18:28 AM

GUIDO THREAD!

IdBeCrazyIf		2009-09-14 11:26:55 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: GUIDO THREAD!

Just don't forget your IROC and Monte Carlo's okay

sweetmelissa31		2009-09-14 11:29:59 AM

xanadian		2009-09-14 11:30:15 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: GUIDO THREAD!

i269.photobucket.com

What?

xanadian		2009-09-14 11:31:39 AM

sweetmelissa31: If this doesn't look good, I don't know what does.

tryingtoohard.org

I think my right parietal lobe just shorted out. *twitch*

Godscrack		2009-09-14 11:35:39 AM

I wonder if guidos get profiled by police like people with real dark skin.

IdBeCrazyIf		2009-09-14 11:50:54 AM

sweetmelissa31:

The horrible part is that he likely would be a damn good looking guy if he just lost the douchiness

AlwaysRightBoy		2009-09-14 12:14:28 PM

In Jersey we have these Salons in just about every strip mall along with a pizza place and a "We Buy All Gold"....its the way we roll.

I wonder just who owns these strip malls?

swingerhead		2009-09-14 12:45:39 PM

Id hit em with a tanning bed.

lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com

Any of these douchebags not from Jersey?

veedeevadeevoodee		2009-09-14 01:36:57 PM

FishInABowl		2009-09-14 01:50:37 PM

God I love Guido threads. Give it to me FARK!

impaler		2009-09-14 01:51:12 PM

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

stuhayes2010		2009-09-14 01:51:34 PM

Douche Thread?

krispos42		2009-09-14 01:52:38 PM

Yikes!

Killer Cars		2009-09-14 01:52:55 PM

One of the best features of Canada...fewer guidos.

Psycoholic_Slag		2009-09-14 01:53:17 PM

heh, heh! I saw "tanning beds" and freaking knew Fark would be all over it with guidos.

Love it.

Royale With Cheese		2009-09-14 01:54:06 PM

Yomiko		2009-09-14 01:54:10 PM

At least getting clients to sign a consent would eliminate recourse for the people who go in too long and get burned then whine.

www.nataliedee.com

charrigo		2009-09-14 01:54:54 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: GUIDO THREAD!

Came here with high hopes for THIS!!!!

MBooda		2009-09-14 01:54:57 PM

Magda unimpressed.
4.bp.blogspot.com

H31N0US		2009-09-14 01:55:01 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: heh, heh! I saw "~~tanning beds~~douche" and freaking knew Fark would be all over it with guidos.

gorgor		2009-09-14 01:56:09 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/pumj7g
(copy and paste)

tamsnod27		2009-09-14 01:57:49 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: sweetmelissa31:

The horrible part is that he likely would be a damn good looking guy if he just lost the douchiness

I swear that looks just like a buddy of mine from college named Rick, but he wasn't from New Jersey. I saw him kick about 5 guys asses at the same time, so he was kinda scary.

WFern		2009-09-14 01:58:39 PM

"I thought you said you was bringing home a white boy. I don't see a white boy. I see a damn fool."

- GIS fails me for the picture

nodubs		2009-09-14 01:58:54 PM

rastjr		2009-09-14 01:59:17 PM

Ladies, please don't do this to yourselves.

I love you just the way you are.

sboyle1020		2009-09-14 02:00:09 PM

Would like to have a word:

images2.fanpop.com

fanbladesaresharp		2009-09-14 02:00:14 PM

Remember folks, when they say no drinks in the tanning rooms, you heed the warning.

LeroyBourne		2009-09-14 02:00:31 PM

swingerhead: Id hit em with a tanning bed.

Any of these douchebags not from Jersey?

How is that even possible? And they're super tan too!

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2009-09-14 02:00:31 PM

Guidoquake!

WFern		2009-09-14 02:00:32 PM

swingerhead: Id hit em with a tanning bed.

Any of these douchebags not from Jersey?

I refuse to believe that hasn't been PhotoShopped.

... Because if it hasn't, I may have lost my last faith in humanity.

jynxyu		2009-09-14 02:02:29 PM

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/pumj7g
(copy and paste)

Is that Paris Hilton on the right?

Man, she's really let her self go...
just a little further, please and she'll be ready for:

dvice.com

tamsnod27		2009-09-14 02:02:48 PM

WFern: swingerhead: Id hit em with a tanning bed.

Any of these douchebags not from Jersey?

I refuse to believe that hasn't been PhotoShopped.

... Because if it hasn't, I may have lost my last faith in humanity.

Meh, jump in, I lost mine LOOOONG ago, I am (mostly) fine{twitch}

Transubstantive		2009-09-14 02:03:22 PM

I feel a guide is necessary (not to mention this guido thread is sorely lacking in pics)
i4.photobucket.com

/hot... the pic not the dude

eraser8		2009-09-14 02:03:29 PM

laid back w/bud light		2009-09-14 02:03:32 PM

As someone who does light therapy at my dermatologist's office I object to being lumped in with guidos.

/Hate having a tan in the winter
//Psoriasis sucks

just_another_farker		2009-09-14 02:04:32 PM

veedeevadeevoodee (that's a helluva name!) that picture looks like about half of my high school class female population.

Not me, though.

/pale skin FTW
//no wrinkles

LittleSmitty		2009-09-14 02:04:41 PM

Say, that's one big mole you got there. WTF? Did that thing just move?

/pasty
//with farmer tan from riding motorcycle

Newfielad		2009-09-14 02:05:16 PM

sboyle1020		2009-09-14 02:07:26 PM

Could someone make sure to forward this to George Hamilton?

eraser8		2009-09-14 02:08:01 PM

Newfielad: nj-guido.com

To be fair, those guys aren't really guidos. They are actually Oompa-Loompas who escaped from the chocolate factory.

Hair Salad		2009-09-14 02:08:26 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2009-09-14 02:10:14 PM

WFern: "I thought you said you was bringing home a white boy. I don't see a white boy. I see a damn fool."

"I asked my dad for $5 to get a guinea pig. He gave me $20 and told me to pick up a nice white girl instead."