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(The Sun)   Soccer team intimidate opponents by leaving severed pig's head in their locker room   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 29
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2003-03-09 10:40:42 PM  
Complementary....What no picture?
 
2003-03-09 10:41:02 PM  
Attack Bat strikes again!!
 
2003-03-09 10:41:04 PM  
Good use of the wierd tag.
 
2003-03-09 10:41:29 PM  
that sucked i made the Boobies and it called me a jackass too
 
2003-03-09 10:41:44 PM  
KILL THE PIG, DRINK IT'S BLOOD!
 
2003-03-09 10:42:00 PM  
Who's hungry?
 
2003-03-09 10:46:39 PM  
Fark you Kaymon
 
2003-03-09 10:47:53 PM  
I got your picture right here:
 
2003-03-09 10:48:26 PM  
I could go for some pulled pork.


ha ha. I said pulled pork.

But seriously folks... that's gross.
 
2003-03-09 10:55:56 PM  
Well hell I got a great story for this thread too.

I used to work for a slaughter house, in their IT dept. Every 1000th hog that is procesed has to have its head shipped to the CDC in Atlanta for testing.

The procedure is that it is packed in ice and a styrofoam container.

Needless to say there is a huge turnover ratio at slughterhouses. Sure enough one of the new recruits didnt pack ice in one of the nightly containers and at about 3 am I got a phone call from Fed-Ex in Memphis wanting to know what was inside one of the boxes, because an employee had gotten blood all over herself.

I could hear the girl in the background, becoming irate and obviously frightened. Remember too, I was ont he speakerphone at their office.

I put the phone down too and told them I would have to ask around to see what it was. Remember the only identifying mark on the box was the company name Premium Standard. I then shuffled some papers and picked up the phone. I told them that the package was en route to the CDC for forensic testing. The lady on the phone got scared and the girl in the back wanted to know what was in the box. I said that it was a head, she gagged then puked.

Oink!
 
2003-03-09 10:58:58 PM  
Well hell I got a great story for this thread too.

I used to work for a slaughter house, in their IT dept. Every 1000th cow that is procesed has to have its head shipped to the CDC in Atlanta for testing.

The procedure is that it is packed in ice and a styrofoam container.

Needless to say there is a huge turnover ratio at slughterhouses. Sure enough one of the new recruits didnt pack ice in one of the nightly containers and at about 3 am I got a phone call from Fed-Ex in Memphis wanting to know what was inside one of the boxes, because an employee had gotten blood all over herself.

I could hear the girl in the background, becoming irate and obviously frightened.
Remember too, I was ont he speakerphone at their office.

I put the phone down too and told them I would have to ask around to see what it was.

Remember the only identifying mark on the box was the company name Cow Hedz Inc. I then shuffled some papers and picked up the phone. I told them that the package was en route to the CDC for forensic testing. The lady on the phone got scared and the girl in the back wanted to know what was in the box. I said that it was a head, she gagged then puked.

Moo
 
2003-03-09 10:59:42 PM  
dang! thjree mminutes laet!!
 
2003-03-09 11:03:09 PM  
I think you made up that story maintenance....i'm just not sure..... maybe you got the idea from a similar story?
 
2003-03-09 11:09:43 PM  
Yeah but mine was more origanler and much much more cromulent
 
2003-03-09 11:09:50 PM  
D@mned Pop up made the story hard to read. Diseased websites suck decapitated pigs!!!

/Long live house Harkonnen.
 
2003-03-09 11:37:20 PM  
welcome to hell,,,on a pigs head? see that would just make me hungry, and kinda irate that the rest of the pig wasnt there..now if they had glenn danzig or henry rollins with the welcome to hell tag...mmm bacon....
 
2003-03-09 11:53:02 PM  
Why wouldn't a bunch of guys named "Jolly Farmers" enjoy a severed pig's head?

Oh, right...lack of "jolliness".


I need a nap.
 
2003-03-10 12:00:45 AM  
Wationstagons, no, fark YOU.
 
2003-03-10 12:04:40 AM  
 
2003-03-10 12:11:39 AM  
Kids these days are so impressionable. I bet they saw Gangs of New York last weekend or something. (Everybody who has seen the movie know what I am talking about, the rest of you should see it too)
J.
 
2003-03-10 12:40:23 AM  



Stop staring at me, DAMMIT!!
 
2003-03-10 01:04:57 AM  

had to be done... And did anyone see the comparison between Gangs of New York and An American Tail? You know with the mouse and the cats?
 
2003-03-10 01:13:08 AM  
In other news, PETA goes ballistic...
 
2003-03-10 02:11:47 AM  
Good point, BlueMeanie. It's been a while since I saw An American Tail, but the author could have been influenced by Jay Cooks story.
 
OBB
2003-03-10 10:00:46 AM  
I'm pretty sure the cats in 'An American Tale' were the Bolsheviks...
 
2003-03-10 11:57:46 AM  
Hey they pigs head to scare people was my idea.
 
2003-03-10 03:30:28 PM  
I do the same thing at the bottom of my driveway. Sort of a warning to cops not to harrass me.
 
2003-03-10 10:38:20 PM  
 
2003-03-11 01:57:48 AM  
All hail the Lord of the Flies!
 
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