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(Queensland Chronicle)   Brothel open day attracts large crowds. A fun day out for the whole family   (thechronicle.com.au) divider line 49
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2009-09-14 08:17:44 AM
Did they get their start up money with the help of ACORN?
 
2009-09-14 08:43:52 AM
Is it true they charge an entry fee if you visit the brothel after dark? If so, it might not be a good idea for a brothel to make men deal with a nocturnal admission.
 
2009-09-14 09:20:00 AM
I bet every man there when asked also said "I've never been to a brothel before..."

Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

Also I like the guy who took his daughter. Though at first glance of the photo I must apologise for thinking he was the owner and she was one of the 'attractions'.

/posting this from inside a brothel.
 
2009-09-14 09:26:50 AM
Slaxl: Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

You know, there are some guys on here whose wives and girlfriends read this site. Jesus, do you have to go spilling everything?

At least you didn't give away that whole "work" cover line.
 
2009-09-14 09:38:03 AM
Pocket Ninja: Slaxl: Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

You know, there are some guys on here whose wives and girlfriends read this site. Jesus, do you have to go spilling everything?

At least you didn't give away that whole "work" cover line.


I thought this site was guys only?

/sorry
//mods delete my post before your wives/girlfriends see it.
 
2009-09-14 10:39:08 AM
FTFA: Father and daughter Brian and Codie Karl take a look around Toowoomba's brothel Deviations during its open day on Saturday.

Crazy Austrians. Does this brothel have a sound-proof sub-basement?
 
2009-09-14 10:39:13 AM
Will Hannah Giles be working that day?
 
2009-09-14 10:39:23 AM
Pocket Ninja: Slaxl: Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

You know, there are some guys on here whose wives and girlfriends read this site. Jesus, do you have to go spilling everything?

At least you didn't give away that whole "work" cover line.


I'm on a business trip to Arizona right now, so I am getting a kick..
 
2009-09-14 10:39:31 AM
Slaxl: I bet every man there when asked also said "I've never been to a brothel before..."

Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

Also I like the guy who took his daughter. Though at first glance of the photo I must apologise for thinking he was the owner and she was one of the 'attractions'.

/posting this from inside a brothel.


And we're farking your best friend.
/all 3 of them.
 
2009-09-14 10:39:33 AM
I'm impressed - By allowing the public to see the operation, it's far harder to smear it.

It's genius.
 
2009-09-14 10:41:56 AM
CrispFlows: I'm impressed - By allowing the public to see the operation, it's far harder to smear it.

It's genius.


FTA:"We have had some very nice customers and now it's on to business as usual," he said


Well sort of
 
2009-09-14 10:42:53 AM
Slaxl: I bet every man there when asked also said "I've never been to a brothel before..."

Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

Also I like the guy who took his daughter. Though at first glance of the photo I must apologise for thinking he was the owner and she was one of the 'attractions'.

/posting this from inside a brothel.


I hate you, my wife would believe something crazy like this but would never listen to me.
/I hate my life as well.
 
2009-09-14 10:44:42 AM
DslainteC: Is it true they charge an entry fee if you visit the brothel after dark? If so, it might not be a good idea for a brothel to make men deal with a nocturnal admission.

Genius. This brings mirth and joy in these troubled and fearful times and for that, I thanks ye.


FTA:Brian Karl and his grown daughter Codie heard about the open day and thought it would be interesting to see the inside of a brothel.

The obligatory comment is that unbeknownst to the other, each had, in fact, seen the inside of a brothel before.
 
2009-09-14 10:45:32 AM
Mordis:I'm on a "business trip" to Arizona right now, so I am getting a kick..

Fixed that for you.
 
2009-09-14 10:46:49 AM
I call "Sloppy Twenty-Thirds!!!!"
 
2009-09-14 10:47:30 AM
And this from the state that used to ban sex education.

My aunt and uncle live in Toowoomba. So far I haven't heard what they think of this.
 
2009-09-14 10:51:30 AM
Bondith: And this from the state that used to ban sex education.

My aunt and uncle live in Toowoomba. So far I haven't heard what they think of this.


Hopefully, not like this:

"Dear Editor, I was very saddened to see the picture of a father taking their daughter for a visit to a brothel. What sort of a father would take their daughter to a brothel - does he want her to work there? People (men and women) who work in brothels run a very high (near certain) risk of being fractured in their emotions and mental health as they are being used by other people for selfish needs. Also, a brothel does nothing to enhance or maintain or protect the dignity of women. Perhaps the name of the brothel should be changed to "Deviants".

The approval of the brothel says volumes about the people in authority within our society at local and state government levels that brothels are allowed to be approved even though there was great community opposition to the development. Evil prospers when good men do nothing. The leaders in the state government and local council (as well as the public servants who were involved in the approval of this brothel) are cowards for not standing up and stopping this. They have perpetuated and entrenched the abuse of women. Would Premier Anna Bligh and Counsilor Peter Taylor like their children to work there? No. I'll bet they are both personally opposed to the brothel - cowards. As leaders in authority you have let us (the good people of Toowoomba) down and promoted the deviants and perverts in our community. Yours Faith Hope-Good."

/ I'd do a rebuttal but the damn site requires registration and I don't wanna.
 
2009-09-14 10:52:40 AM
Not so much fun for mom.
 
2009-09-14 10:53:25 AM
Is this Brother in Toowoomba near the one that's in Chumabwamba?


/I get knocked down
//then I get laid
///then I get up again
 
2009-09-14 10:54:15 AM
jehovahs witness protection: Did they get their start up money with the help of ACORN?

+1 JWP
 
2009-09-14 10:54:26 AM
Poppyale: Slaxl: I bet every man there when asked also said "I've never been to a brothel before..."

Lies, all lies. Ever notice how sometimes men aren't in your sight? That's when we go to brothels. You call and ask where we are and we say "the pub"? Lies, we're in brothels. You go to sleep at night? We sneak off to a brothel.

Also I like the guy who took his daughter. Though at first glance of the photo I must apologise for thinking he was the owner and she was one of the 'attractions'.

/posting this from inside a brothel.

And we're farking your best friend.
/all 3 of them.


But not at the same time, technically. Someone has to hold the camera...
 
2009-09-14 10:54:35 AM
Maybe the guy who brought his daughter is getting ideas for his basement?
He is Austrian you know.
 
2009-09-14 10:56:34 AM
Thisbymaster: I hate you, my wife would believe something crazy like this but would never listen to me.
/I hate my life as well.


You sound like you are not inside a brothel right now, I can see how this could be a problem.
 
2009-09-14 11:00:08 AM
I'd be curious just to know how they deal with the sheets. Do they use an absorbent mattress pad and continually change out the sheet with the wet spot? Is there a laundry on premises or do they use the same industrial laundromats that hotels do?
 
2009-09-14 11:03:18 AM
CrispFlows: I'm impressed - By allowing the public to see the operation, it's far harder to smear it.

It's genius.


If the intention is to create a family oriented brothel, why call it "Deviations"?
 
2009-09-14 11:04:33 AM
Egalitarian: I'd be curious just to know how they deal with the sheets. Do they use an absorbent mattress pad and continually change out the sheet with the wet spot? Is there a laundry on premises or do they use the same industrial laundromats that hotels do?

If its anything like swing clubs, they have changes of sheets after each use and use mattress covers to prevent issues. The laundry is then trucked out for cleaning.
 
2009-09-14 11:06:06 AM
Egalitarian: I'd be curious just to know how they deal with the sheets.

It's not the sheets I'd be worried about. It's what lays on them that concerns me.
 
2009-09-14 11:06:17 AM
Tapakip
/I get knocked down
//then I get laid
///then I get
knocked up again

FTFY
 
2009-09-14 11:06:24 AM
Joce678: CrispFlows: I'm impressed - By allowing the public to see the operation, it's far harder to smear it.

It's genius.

If the intention is to create a family oriented brothel, why call it "Deviations"?

Societal acceptance would be a deviation from the norm.
 
2009-09-14 11:09:21 AM
They have happy meals?
 
2009-09-14 11:11:29 AM
I'll post this here since others will want to rage at it.

"Dear Editor, I was very saddened to see the picture of a father taking their daughter for a visit to a brothel. What sort of a father would take their daughter to a brothel - does he want her to work there?

People (men and women) who work in brothels run a very high (near certain) risk of being fractured in their emotions and mental health as they are being used by other people for selfish needs. Also, a brothel does nothing to enhance or maintain or protect the dignity of women. Perhaps the name of the brothel should be changed to "Deviants".

The approval of the brothel says volumes about the people in authority within our society at local and state government levels that brothels are allowed to be approved even though there was great community opposition to the development. Evil prospers when good men do nothing. The leaders in the state government and local council (as well as the public servants who were involved in the approval of this brothel) are cowards for not standing up and stopping this. They have perpetuated and entrenched the abuse of women. Would Premier Anna Bligh and Counsilor Peter Taylor like their children to work there? No. I'll bet they are both personally opposed to the brothel - cowards. As leaders in authority you have let us (the good people of Toowoomba) down and promoted the deviants and perverts in our community."
 
2009-09-14 11:14:55 AM
tiocru: I'll post this here since others will want to rage at it.

"Dear Editor, I was very saddened to see the picture of a father taking their daughter for a visit to a brothel. What sort of a father would take their daughter to a brothel - does he want her to work there?

People (men and women) who work in brothels run a very high (near certain) risk of being fractured in their emotions and mental health as they are being used by other people for selfish needs. Also, a brothel does nothing to enhance or maintain or protect the dignity of women. Perhaps the name of the brothel should be changed to "Deviants".

The approval of the brothel says volumes about the people in authority within our society at local and state government levels that brothels are allowed to be approved even though there was great community opposition to the development. Evil prospers when good men do nothing. The leaders in the state government and local council (as well as the public servants who were involved in the approval of this brothel) are cowards for not standing up and stopping this. They have perpetuated and entrenched the abuse of women. Would Premier Anna Bligh and Counsilor Peter Taylor like their children to work there? No. I'll bet they are both personally opposed to the brothel - cowards. As leaders in authority you have let us (the good people of Toowoomba) down and promoted the deviants and perverts in our community."


Previously quoted, raging did not ensue.
 
2009-09-14 11:17:54 AM
In a family-themed brothel, you have to be how big to ride?.
 
2009-09-14 11:23:18 AM
Was there a teacher's conference?
2.bp.blogspot.com


/why? uh, no reason really.
 
2009-09-14 11:33:31 AM
FTFA: Father and daughter Brian and Codie Karl take a look around Toowoomba's brothel Deviations during its open day on Saturday.

Giggity.
 
2009-09-14 11:33:39 AM
CrispFlows:Yours Faith Hope-Good."

Hmmm, it's convincing but the name sort of sets off my trolle detector. It's just a little too good.
 
2009-09-14 11:36:31 AM
I'm trying to weigh the sleaze factor of a brothel vs the appeal of effortless sex. Do I want to go where many, many men have gone before? Am I desperate enough to put my penis in the human equivalent of a toxic storage facility?

/answer is yes
 
2009-09-14 11:40:23 AM
Trolle detector, eh... did not mean for that to be in ye olde English.
 
2009-09-14 11:45:00 AM
Tapakip: Is this Brother in Toowoomba near the one that's in Chumabwamba?


/I get knocked down
//then I get laid
///then I get up again


Close but no cigar-

She gets knocked up
Then she goes down again
She's never gonna keep me down!
 
2009-09-14 11:45:47 AM
Joce678:
If the intention is to create a family oriented brothel, why call it "Deviations"?
If it's a family-oriented brothel, I'd say that deviates from the norm pretty heavily, right there. "Damnit, Mom, we agreed on $100!"
"Oh, but that was before you brought out the butter, son-of-mine."
 
2009-09-14 12:06:39 PM
angry_scientist: Tapakip: Is this Brother in Toowoomba near the one that's in Chumabwamba?


/I get knocked down
//then I get laid
///then I get up again

Close but no cigar-

She gets knocked up
Then she goes down again
She's never gonna keep me down!


Mine was Q&D. Like the brothel. Zing!
 
2009-09-14 12:31:52 PM
Shrinkwrap: I'm trying to weigh the sleaze factor of a brothel vs the appeal of effortless sex. Do I want to go where many, many men have gone before? Am I desperate enough to put my penis in the human equivalent of a toxic storage facility?

/answer is yes


Better than getting it on the street or from a Truck stop.
 
2009-09-14 12:57:35 PM
I only went there to get directions to stay away from there

/ something like that
// insert Marge on bulldozer
 
2009-09-14 01:14:05 PM
mitEj: Shrinkwrap: I'm trying to weigh the sleaze factor of a brothel vs the appeal of effortless sex. Do I want to go where many, many men have gone before? Am I desperate enough to put my penis in the human equivalent of a toxic storage facility?

/answer is yes

Better than getting it on the street or from a Truck stop.


An ounce of This, please.
 
2009-09-14 02:20:13 PM
What taking your daughter to see where she was conceived might look like.

img136.imageshack.us

/ be sure to stop by the souvenir shop
 
2009-09-14 03:14:57 PM
Poppyale: And we're farking your best friend.

You know the old saying...

whythatsdelightful.files.wordpress.com

/hot
 
2009-09-14 03:53:54 PM
That has to be one of the coolest dads on the planet.
/As for the daughter; "Oid geeve 'er a gao"
//AKA- I would have doggie-style sex with her
 
2009-09-14 04:57:49 PM
The Aristocrats.
 
2009-09-15 03:24:38 PM
Does the brothel have a take you daughter to work day??
I just keep picturing the KrustyCo factory in China w/ it's "force your daughter to work day". "Idleness is counter-revolutionary - Hey-Hey!"
 
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