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(Yahoo)   Duke loses to archrival UNC. Duke sucks   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 129
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2003-03-10 12:31:54 AM  
what about "Duke got Screwed?" How bout we say that on this case.

1) That pin head who thinks he coaches Carolina was starting shiat...who got punished...DUKE...because it was at NC

2) That retarded offical called a timeout when Coach K DID NOT CALL a timeout messing up the flow of the Duke drive (thanx asshat)

3) that shot was leaving his hands before the clock hit 0:00, it made the basket, that tied the game, it should be OT...hell they had no problems going in to OT with Louisville against DePaul

4) UNC fans are just as bad about being bandwagon sheep as much as sUcKs (except I think UNC fans actually have lives and they arent as big of a bunch of white trash as sUcKs fans are).
 
2003-03-10 12:33:46 AM  
I'm a Saluki fan....but a Heel on the side.

Are you ranting with a name that includes something that refers to wrestling? Shame.
 
2003-03-10 12:33:51 AM  
big ten basketball sucks this year.

why?

wisconsin won the regular season title.

whenever the badgers win any title, you know it's a down year for the big ten.
 
2003-03-10 12:33:54 AM  
ItisWWF ...3) that shot was leaving his hands before the clock hit 0:00, it made the basket, that tied the game, it should be OT...hell they had no problems going in to OT with Louisville against DePaul

What kind of crap are you smoking, don't let biases get in your way of a proper call. The ball was clearly in his hands when the light went off.
 
2003-03-10 12:36:34 AM  
in response to the WWF rant...

So what? Duke gets screwed one time and it's the end of the world? Think of all the times that officiating has gone heavily in Duke's favor. Let's not cry because the Dukies got a taste of what usually gets dished out.
 
2003-03-10 12:37:33 AM  
Albatross, Wskne:

Pardon me, but I would like for both of you to
REREAD my posts. I've not made one racial
comment. Go ahead, what comment offended you?
 
2003-03-10 12:38:43 AM  
ItisWWF: That pin head who thinks he coaches Carolina was starting shiat...who got punished...DUKE...because it was at NC

And every report I've seen so far, no matter the source, says that it was a Duke player who pushed Coach Doherty.

As for your #2, everyone makes mistakes.

Duke sucks!
 
2003-03-10 12:40:56 AM  
MMGAMOIO--Proper call?...you want to pull a proper call card out on me when this WHOLE season has been NOTHING but UNproper calls! Let us face it, the officials kiss sUcKs ass because sUcKs gives them bj before each game...that is the ONLY reason they are doing so well, Louisville is getting screw by officials and Duke is getting screwed by officials just because our homestate good ol boy who is an sUcKs alum has influence with the NCAA figure heads (C.M Newton--C.M.=Cock Muncher) wants to screw anything over that doesnt like sUcKs, ask Marvin Stone. Dont feed me this proper call shiat when there hasnt been one all year...little warning for ya Arizona, you are on top now but I bet C.M.'s influence will change that soon because he is a shady old bastard.
 
2003-03-10 12:42:34 AM  
what about "Duke got Screwed?"

No, I'm pretty sure dook just does the sucking...
 
2003-03-10 12:47:40 AM  
*speechless*

Your use of subliminal messaging was phenomenal I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Seriously, so you're admitting it was the right call, huh? Otherwise you would have disputed that claim. OK, glad to see you're agreeing. Now the senior reserve guard was the one who pushed Doherty, I can't remember his name, and hence was the one that started the entire melee. For every time Duke gets the proverbial "verbal blow job" I think it's fair to say that even if another team gets one, irregardless of whether they "sUcK" or not, it is a bit refreshing. And Arizona has been the number one team for a long time, and since Kentucky has been number two for ahwile now, why haven't the refs and NCAA made them number one yet? Oh yeh and Louisville's losing of 4 out of 5 or whatever is entirely the fault of lousy officiating. Right...
 
2003-03-10 12:47:51 AM  
all this is proof that sUcKs fans are sheep...cant give Duke any props...they are good this year, they got screwed this year but yet since you hate them so much FOR NO REASON and just because every other sUcKs sheep hates them you will do anything to justify injustice. I am a DUKE fan and I hate sUcKs because they are 11-8 against us, the beat us in the real important game in 1978 and not in some semi-final, and the very fact that 95% of the fans are toothless redneck white trash sheep who cheer when Ellis Miles got hurt...show some class your inbread hicks. Find a real basketball team that has a classy fan base and that is good on its own athletic and academic merit, like Duke, then I will respect what you have to say. sUcKs fans are classless.
 
2003-03-10 12:55:10 AM  
HMMMMMMMMMMMM... Judging by my posts in this very article, I would say that I'm neither a UK or Duke fan, in fact being as which my original post was,
"why yes i was part of the record setting crowd at the carrier dome, you are correct.

awesome time today. duke still sucks. orange still rocking. and maryland loses too, cuse in the top ten or bust."


I think it would be a fair assumption that I like the Syracuse Orangemen.

In your post you mentioned Find a real basketball team that has a classy fan base and that is good on its own athletic and academic merit, like Duke, then I will respect what you have to say. sUcKs fans are classless.
How are the sociology and human studies majors doing upon graduation again? If you're going to make broad generalizations about a particular fanbase, then I think it is fair to say that the only way most of the basketball players got into Duke was because of just that, basketball.
If you must know the reason why I think Duke sucks is because for one I feel they are overrated espec. when compared to my team, the aforementioned Orangemen. Plus, I can't stand to listen to the rationilization of why Duke fans watch them, it's like cheering for the Yankees or Goliath, where's the fun. Therefore when their perfect little world collapses upon them, i.e. a loss, I find it very humorous because they always think they are so much better. You're damn right that I enjoyed Duke's collapse against SJU too.
 
2003-03-10 12:55:38 AM  
Duke=classy fan base, ItIsWWF? Sure, and North Korea is just trying to create some cheaper energy sources.

I live in Durham, my friend, and "classy" is not one of the terms that comes to my mind when dealing with the majority of Duke fans. If you want a storied program with athletic (more NBA players than anyone) and academic merit (97% graduation rate), look down Tobacco Road to UNC.
 
2003-03-10 12:56:28 AM  
all this is proof that sUcKs fans are sheep...cant give Duke any props...they are good this year, they got screwed this year but yet since you hate them so much FOR NO REASON and just because every other sUcKs sheep hates them you will do anything to justify injustice. I am a DUKE fan and I hate sUcKs because they are 11-8 against us, the beat us in the real important game in 1978 and not in some semi-final, and the very fact that 95% of the fans are toothless redneck white trash sheep who cheer when Ellis Miles got hurt...show some class your inbread hicks. Find a real basketball team that has a classy fan base and that is good on its own athletic and academic merit, like Duke, then I will respect what you have to say. sUcKs fans are classless.

At some point in here aren't you negating yourself by contradicting what you are preaching? Nothing like a hypocrite.
 
2003-03-10 12:57:02 AM  
damn html tags, burn in hell
 
2003-03-10 12:57:27 AM  
Damn html....un-italicize!!!
 
2003-03-10 12:58:24 AM  
will avery. goddamned will avery.
 
2003-03-10 12:59:43 AM  
Now that it's been established that Duke sucks...

Who thinks Crieghton should still be in the Valley tournement?

Go Dawgs!!
 
2003-03-10 01:01:36 AM  
Oh, hey, forgot...Duke sucks.
 
2003-03-10 01:09:22 AM  
I dont think we have an understanding people...I grew up in on of the hearts of sUcKs territory (I say sUcKs because you cant spell sucks without UK) and just about every sUcKs fan I have came across in my life were classless idiots who in which every game was loss they would say when Eddie Sutton and Rick Pitino was there, "if they didnt give that ball to that colored boy they would have wun." and since poor Tubby is there they now say "if weez didnt have a negro for a coach weez be winnin." Tell me where the class is in that? Tell me where the class is in cheering on when Ellis Miles got hurt? Tell me where sore winning is class? Tell me where there is not idioticy in where the fans say "if God made a basketball team sUcKs can beat them because there that gud"? Live in Lexington (or any town that has a sick unhealthy obsession for sUcKs...about 937547927732 in KY not counting a good percentage of Louisville and 20 miles outside of it)for a while, you would want to walk around with a gun wanting to shoot people because they are that bad. I must say mad props MMGAMOIO, I like the Orangeman and I was cheering them in 96. Unfortunatly for me, kenSUCKY won, and those slack jawed yokles went nuts like someone gave them all new trailers. Dont judge me because I like Duke, understand where I come from.
 
2003-03-10 01:12:05 AM  
I bleed Saluki maroon!

Nobody can bash me for being a bandwagon jumper or classless fan....well, maybe a classless fan...but the Dawg Pound at SIU is a rather hostile group.
 
2003-03-10 01:15:09 AM  
S-I-U
S-I-U
S-I-U
S-I-U
S-I-U


Go Dawgs!! w00t!
 
2003-03-10 01:15:59 AM  
ok..I'm done.
 
2003-03-10 01:17:27 AM  
As an aside, I would be scared to play So. Illinois come tournament time, one of the few I fear for the 'Cuse...
 
2003-03-10 01:19:52 AM  
ItisWWF:

Anyone that says that Doherty started the altercation or that the last second shot should have counted is wrong. Watch the tape for the proof. Get over yourself and accept that Duke lost.

BTW, the statement about "classy" Duke fans isn't even backed up by Coach K (who has more class by himself than most of the Crazies): Read.

Dont judge me because I like Duke, understand where I come from.

I will, because that what you're doing to everyone else in this thread. Maybe you just need a pacifier like the Duke players/fans. That way, the sucking is easier to deal with.
 
2003-03-10 01:22:10 AM  
ItisWWF: Okay you convinced me. UK sucks too. But Duke still sucks.
 
2003-03-10 01:30:48 AM  
Malinois-You are damned right I am judging...I have every right to judge because most of the people who post and agree with "Duke sucks" are sUcKs fans. I know what they are like. I am just stating the facts. I dont understand why more people hate Duke than sUcKs. I would rather have a Duke fan for a baby sitter or a brain surgeon before I would a sUcKs fan because I am willing to bet they would try to brain wash my kids into this cult following of 100 years of cheating and athletic violations and would probally remove my nuts in the process of the brain surgery. Be mad at me as you will...but I am calling it as I see it...sUcKs sux more.
 
2003-03-10 01:36:47 AM  
I'm not a UK Fan. I'm a Carolina student. I'm posting. Duke sucks. Happy?
 
GTP
2003-03-10 01:42:45 AM  
Aw, too bad for Duke fans. They are having a down year and can't deal with it. Tough, get over it. Your team doesn't have a prayer this year and Kentucky does. Don't say our Cats suck when they went through the SEC with a perfect 16-0 conference record and a 20 game winning streak. As I recall, the Cats went into UNC and took care of business. Duke couldn't.

Do the math. Duke sucks.
 
2003-03-10 01:44:19 AM  
ItisWWF: Hey, I'm not mad at you. It's just that I haven't seen the UK bias in this thread at all. The comments regarding Duke sucking seem to come from a wide cross section of fans with only one pro-UK mention.

Meh, you like your teams and I'll like mine. Maybe we could argue this more effectively over a couple of beers watching some games. ;)
 
2003-03-10 01:47:14 AM  
Duke sucks. I'm an Arizona fan.
 
2003-03-10 01:51:36 AM  
Malinois-Not mad...just that everyone that post bad most of the time is sUcKs biased and I am sick of sUcKs fans being arrongant thinking that they are the only team on the planet. As for Beer and since you are in NC, you dont mind if I drink whiskey and root for Duke do ya? lol
 
2003-03-10 02:07:55 AM  
03-09-03 11:03:44 PM ChinaGrove

Why watch basketball? It's noting but thugs and
corn rolls.



Lol cracker.
 
2003-03-10 02:23:36 AM  
Whiskey...no.

Duke...we'll see.
 
2003-03-10 03:10:49 AM  
Revenant-Locke:

Apparently, the correct terminolgy is, Corn "Rows."
It's not corn-rolls.

I orignally thought that "rolls" were in some way
meant to be related to Aunt Jimima's "rolled" corn
bread. I love cornbread, and Aunt Jimima's brand
is my favorite.

However, corn "Row" is apparently meant to reflect
"rows of corn", like you would find in most central
portions of the U.S. As you know, corn grows much
like cotton, in rows. It's been said that if you've
ever been in a cotton field, which I have, you'll be inspired to jump around, turn around...and pick a bale
of cotton. I never picked a bale of cotton, but I did
jump around alot. I might of even shucked a little bit.

Does any of this have anything to do with basketball?

I don't think so.

One more thing, what did you mean by, "CRACKER?"

I hope that wasn't some kind of a slur.
 
2003-03-10 03:14:24 AM  
would probally remove my nuts in the process of the brain surgery.
 
Sim
2003-03-10 03:14:28 AM  
a game of college basketball is played, someone wins. yay.

im glad i've got fark to keep me up to date with such interesting, important and humourous articles.
 
2003-03-10 03:14:36 AM  
i agree wit 8floz, go Fighting Illini!
 
2003-03-10 03:20:51 AM  
03-10-03 01:30:48 AM ItisWWFwould:

"...probally remove my nuts in the process of the brain surgery."


That would be appropriate, since obviously that's where they are.

I don't think I've ever seen a more jealous, raving, ignorant piece of shiat in my life. You DARE call UK fans "white trash" when you are so obsessed with professional wrestling? (look at this moron's profile)

Dude, come back after Dook wins a few more championships, which is my way of saying get lost and never come back. You've made a total fool out of yourself and insulted my entire state which I dearly love.

I'm sure you'll come back with the usual stereotypes, which only prove that you have nothing of substance to say, since you don't have two braincells to rub together.

Oh, btw... DOOK, AND YOU, BOTH SUCK!!!!!!!
 
2003-03-10 03:22:17 AM  
mods, remove my Boobies, I accidently hit enter when I meant to hit tab...

gotta control my anger... gotta control my anger...
 
2003-03-10 03:23:37 AM  
lmao... I hate filters
 
2003-03-10 03:44:11 AM  
Wow...can't spell suck without UK? guess what cheif....can't spell Duke without UK either...that's gotta suck
and oh yeah...so does Duke.
 
2003-03-10 03:50:39 AM  
Stimpy, it's very appropriate that you mention that, since immediately after the 1978 Championship game Duke changed their uniforms to look almost identical to the ones UK was wearing that year.

Duke is a pale imitation and a UK wannabe. They have been obsessed with UK since that game (read the diatribes of one John Feinstein, a sports writer and Duke graduate who readily admits to hating UK because of that game).
 
2003-03-10 03:56:32 AM  
Feinstein is indeed horribly obsessed. But I really don't want to paint all Duke fans into that same corner...unlike our wrestling obsessed pal. Duke's coach (i'm not going to bother an attempt at spelling) is a pretty classy guy for the most part. I recall after the 92 game, he came on UK's postgame show to comment on how well UK played, etc. Too bad those who follow his team can't show the same class. Granted, I hate Duke...but I'm more than willing to admit they are of the elite of the past 10 years or so. A little good natured ribbing never hurt anyone I don't think...yet just because everyone doesn't buy into your philosophy regarding basketball, they are all sheep? Seems a bit ironic to me....
 
2003-03-10 04:02:03 AM  
Agreed, the majority of their fans aren't obsessed with UK, but the athletic department has tried to emulate UK as much as possible. Their problem is that, except for a few good years, they have been a paper tiger pushed onto everybody by the media (read: ESPN).

Which reminds me, did you know you can't spell penis without ESPN?
 
fb-
2003-03-10 07:05:22 AM  
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say, I told you so. I've been calling UK the best team in the country ALL SEASON LONG!!!

BOOM!!!

WHOOOOAAAAA C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!

[image from graphics.fansonly.com too old to be available]
 
2003-03-10 07:58:25 AM  
As a UNC alumni, I haven't had much joy in the past few years.

Last night was joyous.

I realize UNC (without a minor miracle) won't be going to the big dance. But last night's joy eases that pain. And there's always next year.

DUKE SUCKS!
 
2003-03-10 07:59:39 AM  
/alumnus
 
2003-03-10 08:15:19 AM  
Thank you Duke for sucking, and allowing Xavier to move into the top 10, and a 3 seed.

Better be a 3 seed or the selection committee will die, (of natural causes within the next 80 years).
 
2003-03-10 08:20:12 AM  
St. Bonaventure sucks.
 
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