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(Some Dumb Husker)   Nebraska education at its finest: "Students, parents adapt to traffic concerns near Schoo"   (journalstar.com) divider line 67
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2009-09-13 12:04:22 PM  
RTFA, retardmitter.

Friday afternoon, four young bicyclists leaving Schoo Middle School on their way to the weekend rolled down the hill along Fletcher Avenue and braked at the crosswalk along a busy U.S. 34.

Schoo is the school's name. Just because it's weird to you doesn't make it stupid.
 
2009-09-13 12:08:09 PM  
Do you put on both socks, then your Schoos, or a sock and a Schoo, then the other sock and Schoo?
 
2009-09-13 12:11:18 PM  
What wonderful state educated subby so well that he doesn't know to read full articles, or that capitalized words in the middle of a sentence are proper nouns?
 
2009-09-13 12:48:13 PM  
Barakku: What wonderful state educated subby so well that he doesn't know to read full articles, or that capitalized words in the middle of a sentence are proper nouns?

He didn't need to read the full article, only the second line.

BTW, Subby, "School Middle School" would have been redundant.
 
2009-09-13 01:14:26 PM  
Yo, dawg, I hear you like Schoo, so we put Schoo in your school, so you can go to school while at Schoo.
 
2009-09-13 03:21:19 PM  
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I pity the schoo!
 
2009-09-13 04:12:39 PM  
Gesundheit.
 
2009-09-13 04:16:56 PM  
The newspaper is trying to save money by not using all the letters.

It's a budget thing.
 
2009-09-13 04:17:33 PM  
img136.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-13 04:17:52 PM  
Is subby from Iowa? You know, Idiots Out Wandering Around? Or perhaps Kansas, the Florida of the plains.
 
2009-09-13 04:17:59 PM  
juleslife.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-09-13 04:18:03 PM  
And here I went through all the work hosting a screen-grab before they'd correct it. Headline fooled me, too.
 
2009-09-13 04:18:03 PM  
In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.
 
2009-09-13 04:19:59 PM  
Q: What does the "N" on the Cornhuskers' helmets stand for?
A: Nowledge.
 
2009-09-13 04:21:05 PM  
Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

I'd have a hard enough time telling people I live in Nebraska. Not really. You have to live somewhere.
 
2009-09-13 04:21:51 PM  
Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

/Went to Lincoln Southeast HS for a year when Phil Schoo was superintendent of Lincoln Public Schools
 
2009-09-13 04:22:14 PM  
-Was ready to tear into journalist for glaring spelling mistake.
-Glad I RTFA
-Got nothin'

/boobies.
 
2009-09-13 04:23:37 PM  
They have the kids crossing a four lane highway. What an inventive way to improve test scores.
 
2009-09-13 04:27:21 PM  
www.rednzone.com

Stands for knowledge.

/old joke
 
2009-09-13 04:29:38 PM  
This is going to be savage, I think.

Subster, you better just out yourself now before the Internet Hate Police arrive en masse. Better to throw yourself on your sword than get carved into niblets with a dull butter knife made of bile.

Sincerely,
The 'Why Yes, I *Did* Make That Up' Brigade, First Battalion
 
2009-09-13 04:32:02 PM  
CraicBaby: Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

/Went to Lincoln Southeast HS for a year when Phil Schoo was superintendent of Lincoln Public Schools


That's not much better. Then people would think you were some kind of delinquent sent to voc rehab. "I go to Shoe School." "Oh, you failed out of regular school?"
 
2009-09-13 04:34:45 PM  
Subby your headline was hilarious. Too bad there are so tight wad farkers in this thread. If you said you went to the Schoo School, I would think you were retarded too. It is a dumb school name, and the headline made it even more hilarious.

/Dear Fark users in this thread:
//Lighten Up, it is funny
 
2009-09-13 04:36:08 PM  
guessing submitard is either from sCUm or Methzouri.

/GBR
 
2009-09-13 04:36:20 PM  
Gyrfalcon: CraicBaby: Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

/Went to Lincoln Southeast HS for a year when Phil Schoo was superintendent of Lincoln Public Schools

That's not much better. Then people would think you were some kind of delinquent sent to voc rehab. "I go to Shoe School." "Oh, you failed out of regular school?"


I'm pretty sure Dr. Schol's has a school. Seriously. I think I walked by it once.
 
2009-09-13 04:37:10 PM  
Oh, worry not.
I read the article before I submitted it.
 
2009-09-13 04:38:53 PM  
SeamusFerrell: I'm pretty sure Dr. Schol's has a school. Seriously. I think I walked by it once.

Yeah. I remember the place. Beautiful arches out front.
 
2009-09-13 04:45:20 PM  
Submitter fails. The mods fail for not bothering to RTFA they greenlit.

We all fail today.
 
2009-09-13 04:50:38 PM  
Subby needs to learn to read, and so do the admins.
 
2009-09-13 04:53:51 PM  
The English Major: Oh, worry not.
I read the article before I submitted it.


i68.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-13 05:01:51 PM  
Gyrfalcon: CraicBaby: Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

/Went to Lincoln Southeast HS for a year when Phil Schoo was superintendent of Lincoln Public Schools

That's not much better. Then people would think you were some kind of delinquent sent to voc rehab. "I go to Shoe School." "Oh, you failed out of regular school?"


Wow. Not very often I seriously LOL about a post, its a good thing I put my coffee down.

WELL DONE.


/I salute you
 
2009-09-13 05:27:27 PM  
Amusing, not Fail.
 
2009-09-13 05:33:43 PM  
I wish it had been a mistake. Would have been much funnier.
 
2009-09-13 05:33:51 PM  
The Highlands was the first subdivision I ever lived in, so I'm really getting a kick, etc.
 
2009-09-13 05:37:48 PM  
CraicBaby: No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

So is it also pronounced Shoe-l?

i223.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-13 06:03:13 PM  
In this town, there are many children who have come to hate their parent's every-morning attempt at humor. "Get up, it's time to go to Schoo."
 
2009-09-13 06:17:51 PM  
Nebraska is full of FAIL. Unfortunately, this probably isn't the best example of said FAIL.
/went to SCHOO in Nebraska.....and then moved away immediately.
 
2009-09-13 06:20:52 PM  
Are Jewish kids allowed to go to shul in Schoo School?
 
2009-09-13 06:23:20 PM  
I'm smart because I live near an Ocean.
 
2009-09-13 06:36:54 PM  
No Such Agency

That's no Schoo. It's a Shmoo!

Mmmmm, tasty Shmoo.
 
2009-09-13 06:40:01 PM  
This has turned into a fantastic greenlight. It's almost like a Friday TFD trainwreck thread, except that it's not really a trainwreck, it isn't Friday, and this isn't TFD.
 
2009-09-13 07:07:39 PM  
trancemission: Q: What does the "N" on the Cornhuskers' helmets stand for?
A: Nowledge.


Not Colorado State....or Toledo?

/10 wins HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!...breath....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH!
 
2009-09-13 07:08:16 PM  
CraicBaby: Gyrfalcon: In subby's retarded defense, it would be tough to tell people you go to Schoo School all the time. You'd sound like you were stuttering.

No you wouldn't, because it's pronounced "shoe".

/Went to Lincoln Southeast HS for a year when Phil Schoo was superintendent of Lincoln Public Schools


Well, then, if you were a real LSE man who knew about the district, you would know that Phil Schoo pronounces his last name "Skow", like the word "Show" with a "K" instead of the "H". Therefore, the name of the middle school would be pronounced as such.

/Went through LPS from Kindergarten through 12th grade
//A GRAD of Lincoln Southeast
///Still lives in Lincoln, but teaches English at Fremont Middle School in Fremont, NE, as I don't think I could put of with the daily amount of BS LPS dishes out
 
2009-09-13 07:08:51 PM  
banana_ninja: Nebraska is full of FAIL. Unfortunately, this probably isn't the best example of said FAIL.
/went to SCHOO in Nebraska.....and then moved away immediately.


Good. We have enough fat chicks.
 
2009-09-13 07:09:44 PM  
is like a new form of rotsky?
 
2009-09-13 07:10:35 PM  
*this

*hangs head*
 
2009-09-13 07:40:15 PM  
Schoo - be - do!
 
2009-09-13 07:55:54 PM  
REDARMYVODKA: is like a new form of rotsky?

Dude, your name references Russkies *and* vodka. Why apologize?

"Truly! Post am being Rotskied for the glory of the Motherland! Drink, tovarisch!"
 
2009-09-13 07:59:31 PM  
subby can kiss the fattest, blackest part of my smelly ass. you heard me. (i did eat a bunch of black beans earlier. enjoy.)

Anyone who has lived in Lincoln as long as I have (5th year at tha Big Red Schoo) knows that the Journal Star is a sub-par paper, so NO, this is not a good portrayal of an average Nebraskan. For me, it's the Omaha World Herald or nothing (locally).

Rumors state that shamed ex-coach Bill Callahan hated the OWH.... so it must be the message board of God dipped in Holy Water or something...

And if sub. was from KSU, MU, ISU, or CU territory, they're just upset that their teams SUCK.
 
2009-09-13 08:02:51 PM  
banana_ninja: Nebraska is full of FAIL. Unfortunately, this probably isn't the best example of said FAIL.
/went to SCHOO in Nebraska.....and then moved away immediately.


You must have come from the cow pasture huh.
 
2009-09-13 08:03:17 PM  
The English Major:
Oh, worry not.
I read the article before I submitted it.


I am Spartacus.
 
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