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(Some Guy)   "A Sandy Lake Township man will spend 1 to 3 years in prison for trespassing into a woman's barn and having sex with her sheep." Ewwwwe   (sharonherald.com) divider line 51
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2009-09-13 01:36:34 AM
And somewhere on the internet, someone is desperately trying to write a song about this man with a chorus that rhymes with "Sheepf*cker."

Bless you, internet.
 
2009-09-13 01:42:27 AM
At least it wasn't dead (new window).
 
2009-09-13 02:10:21 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-13 03:37:15 AM
That's baaaaad.
 
2009-09-13 04:21:53 AM
To be fair, the sheep was asking for it.

How could he resist when she was dressed like this?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-09-13 07:58:13 AM
'Baaa' means 'no'.
 
2009-09-13 08:05:39 AM
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in very tall grass?
Satisfiying!
 
2009-09-13 08:23:07 AM
Y'know, the definition of "safe sex" in Wales is where they put an 'X' on the backs of sheep that kick.
 
2009-09-13 08:46:16 AM
Oh, they're gonna love this guy in prison.
 
2009-09-13 08:50:31 AM
That is so BAAAAAAAAAADDD
 
2009-09-13 08:58:53 AM
Here is how I submitted this article last night...

Man drinks 30 beers then gets caught having sex with sheep. Now going to have a ba..aad time in PMITA prison pulling the wool over the other inmates eyes as why he's in the pen.
 
2009-09-13 09:13:35 AM
SleepyWeasel: Here is how I submitted this article last night...

Man drinks 30 beers then gets caught having sex with sheep. Now going to have a ba..aad time in PMITA prison pulling the wool over the other inmates eyes as why he's in the pen.



I like yours better
 
2009-09-13 09:19:08 AM
CtrlAltDelete: And somewhere on the internet, someone is desperately trying to write a song about this man with a chorus that rhymes with "Sheepf*cker."

Bless you, internet.


It's been done, somewhat.

Link (new window)
 
2009-09-13 09:20:55 AM
FTFA The victim, whom police said had put a baby monitor in the barn because she suspected someone was staying there, described hearing the monitor the night of Jan. 11. "I heart a lamb crying like it was in pain. I will never forget that cry."

Have the lambs stopped screaming Clarice?
 
2009-09-13 09:31:43 AM
Macc Ladds (new window)
 
2009-09-13 09:35:55 AM
Unlike homosexuality, lesbianism is totally hot.
 
2009-09-13 09:35:59 AM
FTFA: "Stiver said that he was walking home from a Stoneboro bar and had drunk about 30 cans of beer between the bar and the walk home."

Amateur.
 
2009-09-13 10:04:20 AM
"The sheep LIES!"
 
2009-09-13 10:27:55 AM
Mrs. Stiver: Whatcha doin' dear?
Mr. Stiver: Mutton honey.

www.wtfcostumes.com
 
2009-09-13 10:27:55 AM
sheep set him up...
 
2009-09-13 10:39:37 AM
He'll just end up in the gutter drinking Woolite.
mypetjawa.mu.nu
/Hot as flossie.
 
2009-09-13 10:49:24 AM
I first read that as just 'Sandy Township' and thought I would've heard about that since I live here. I'm very glad it wasn't!
 
2009-09-13 10:50:55 AM
Wow, that is not that far from where I live, I've been to Sandy Lake for swimming....that is disturbing

Pennsylvania trying for it's own tag?
 
2009-09-13 11:23:01 AM
ewe done a bad baaaaaad thing mr stiver
 
2009-09-13 12:02:32 PM
At least he didn't molest any kids.
 
2009-09-13 12:40:59 PM
MentalMoment: At least he didn't molest any kids.

As in baby goats?
 
2009-09-13 12:59:50 PM
Well, I heard that the lambs lie down on Broadway.
 
2009-09-13 01:08:55 PM
Jesus Christ he was raping a lamb, and they dropped the cruely to animal charges? What in the fark is wrong with some people? How in the hell would you ever even see a lamb (much less a sheep) as a sexual object?
 
2009-09-13 01:27:20 PM
...was kinda funny right up to the part that said the lamb died.
Too bad they don't sentence people to be whipped any more...
 
2009-09-13 01:41:36 PM
I RTFA, and that was shockingly graphic for a newspaper. Ewwwwwww.
 
2009-09-13 02:37:14 PM
it sounds like he humped multiple lambs to death. and was caught with blood on his junk... this guy is seriously sick. not so funny anymore... :(
 
2009-09-13 02:51:33 PM
You know, you can build 100 bridges...
 
2009-09-13 03:23:23 PM
So I read the headline and think to myself "that can't really be the same Sandy Lake township I grew up in, can it?" So I click the link and see not only is it, but I remember that guy from high School. Yes, he was strange back then too.
 
2009-09-13 03:26:48 PM
Amateur. That's why you don't do this in a barn.

/on the edge of a cliff, so they'll push back
//going to hell
 
2009-09-13 03:36:22 PM
This story was originally in the Meadville news a few months ago and I was just shocked at this. I was shocked they printed his full home address because people are hella-crazy out that way.
 
2009-09-13 04:03:17 PM
walnuts55: MentalMoment: At least he didn't molest any kids.

As in baby goats?


yeah. needs something more to make it a funny pun.
 
2009-09-13 05:01:51 PM
Egalitarian: Jesus Christ he was raping a lamb, and they dropped the cruely to animal charges? What in the fark is wrong with some people? How in the hell would you ever even see a lamb (much less a sheep) as a sexual object?

I suppose he got as far as, "it's warm, it's damp, and I can hold on to it." Must be one of those people who don't get much further.
 
2009-09-13 05:14:23 PM
Driver: Mrs. Stiver: Whatcha doin' dear?
Mr. Stiver: Mutton honey.


I like Jesus chill'n in the back ground of the pic
 
2009-09-13 05:23:37 PM
He's a baaaaad, baaaaad man and he mutton do it again.
 
2009-09-13 05:39:44 PM
I read about this in the Bible. It was about some chick named Rachel.
 
2009-09-13 05:57:49 PM
total violation to trespass on somebody else's property and steal from them, cause harm to them and their property. fencehoppers should be shot on sight, because they have bigger problems than just a desire to fark animals.
 
2009-09-13 06:05:47 PM
So what is the term for that vague guilty feeling you get when you are checking Fark one day and realize that the dorky kid you used to put "Kick Me" signs on in high school 30 years ago just made it onto Fark for farking sheep?
 
2009-09-13 06:17:57 PM
powdc: So what is the term for that vague guilty feeling you get when you are checking Fark one day and realize that the dorky kid you used to put "Kick Me" signs on in high school 30 years ago just made it onto Fark for farking sheep?

Nothing compared to the joy you feel when you find out the kid that used to put "Kick Me" signs on you just made Fark.
 
2009-09-13 06:40:44 PM
FTA :She did provide a statement, which described the emotional toll on her and her daughter.

the sheep! think about the sheep!
 
2009-09-13 09:27:27 PM
FTA: "If he could have done this to animals, what could he have done to us?" the victim said in the statement.

She said wistfully...
 
2009-09-14 12:16:29 AM
shiny dagmar: FTA: "If he could have done this to animals, what could he have done to us?" the victim said in the statement.

She said wistfully...


...wearing only a wool sweater and socks...
 
2009-09-14 09:59:06 AM
I'm embarassed to admit I grew up there. I know the bar he was walking home from. Keep in mind this is a town that still has hitching posts in the grocery store parking lot for the Amish to tie off their buggies. I don't imagine he's the first local to engage in this sort of activity.
 
2009-09-14 11:53:12 AM
Egalitarian: Jesus Christ he was raping a lamb, and they dropped the cruely to animal charges? What in the fark is wrong with some people? How in the hell would you ever even see a lamb (much less a sheep) as a sexual object?

I accidentally a sheep?
 
2009-09-14 06:12:47 PM
 
2009-09-14 09:58:17 PM
BuckyFudge: I'm embarassed to admit I grew up there. I know the bar he was walking home from.

I'm guessing Quillens
 
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