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(Fox News)   If you fall asleep when you are holding a couple hostage, expect to get bad results   (foxnews.com) divider line 28
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2009-09-12 08:53:54 PM
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2009-09-12 09:17:08 PM
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2009-09-13 12:30:16 AM
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2009-09-13 12:32:05 AM
casacamisas.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-09-13 12:32:30 AM
Are cops really that incompetent? Failure to stop retards, that means two center mass with one to the brain housing group. Work on your marksmanship and take a line from SouthparkL "He's coming right at us!!"
 
2009-09-13 12:33:07 AM
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2009-09-13 12:33:16 AM
Semicolon wholefail.
 
2009-09-13 12:33:28 AM
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2009-09-13 12:33:57 AM
Cool Story, Bro:

I was struggling with Google Street Maps to show a Chili's building in Aurora, CO that has a facade in the shape of a chile pepper for another thread.

I failed. This story popped up.
 
2009-09-13 12:39:08 AM
If you misuse a semicolon in a Fark headline; expect the grammar police to kick your door down.

/flashbang
 
2009-09-13 12:42:10 AM
br0g: If you misuse a semicolon in a Fark headline; expect the grammar police to kick your door down.

/flashbang


Uhoh, I better run then.
 
2009-09-13 12:50:11 AM
So the pigs shot a guy while he was sleeping? Fark the Po-Po.

/DNRTFA
 
2009-09-13 12:55:07 AM
However, if you are being held hostage; give the dumbass holding you at gunpoint a pillow and a couple of blankies and then slip out the back door when he dozes off.
 
2009-09-13 01:33:50 AM
Gyrfalcon: somethingsomethingsomethingsomethingsomething the back door when he dozes off.

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2009-09-13 01:45:09 AM
If, as reported elsewhere, they were at home watching Patch Adams, then the hostage situation represents an improvement in their evening activities.
 
2009-09-13 01:47:54 AM
men.style.com

From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
 
2009-09-13 02:03:33 AM
He needed better meth.
 
2009-09-13 04:34:39 AM
Gyrfalcon: However, if you are being held hostage; give the dumbass holding you at gunpoint a pillow and a couple of blankies and then slip out the back door when he dozes off.

I dunno... if I were a hostage and gained the upper hand, I hope I'd have the balls to end someone's life then and there.

Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: somethingsomethingsomethingsomethingsomething the back door when he dozes off.

I lol'd
 
2009-09-13 07:14:53 AM
Adam Baum: Old news rocks!

If we had gotten this as recent news, would you have gone down there and done something about it?
 
2009-09-13 08:35:32 AM
Well damn I was hoping for a whole lot of hurt from teh hostages to the Hostage taker...left angry..
 
2009-09-13 08:55:54 AM
Why do I get the feeling that drugs were involved?
 
2009-09-13 09:25:42 AM
Notabunny: Gyrfalcon: somethingsomethingsomethingsomethingsomething the back door when he dozes off.

holy crap - my only regret is that it's not even 9:30am and that's the funniest thing i will see today
 
2009-09-13 10:22:57 AM
admin, thanks for changing it to a comma! :)
 
2009-09-13 02:23:25 PM
Rockstone: admin, thanks for changing it to a comma! :)

Yeah, thanks for making my original comment meaningless..
 
2009-09-13 03:03:15 PM
Hamilton_G_Fantomas: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

Aww, you beat me to the Dennis Leary reference!!! Nice quote.
 
2009-09-13 03:03:29 PM
br0g: Rockstone: admin, thanks for changing it to a comma! :)

Yeah, thanks for making my original comment meaningless..


Lol, thanks for annoying the Grammar Police! :P
 
2009-09-14 04:36:49 PM
came to the lastest post on the page bc i can't seem to get my comments to publish.
 
2009-09-14 10:27:16 PM
bp3.blogger.com

Shame they didn't have a rewind button

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