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2009-09-12 01:24:28 PM
Now, will it only be a matter of time before the show's producers are arrested for grand larceny for stealing some of Twilight's mojo?

In related news, the glittery vampire saga apparently had mojo that could be stolen.
 
2009-09-12 01:43:22 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now, will it only be a matter of time before the show's producers are arrested for grand larceny for stealing some of Twilight's mojo?

In related news, the glittery vampire saga apparently had mojo that could be stolen.


Here's a thought, how about we have some sort of sexy wrestling match between the female cast members of Twilight and this show to see if the "saga" had mojo? That way, we all win.
 
2009-09-12 02:55:16 PM
That chick on the bottom right needs a little more makeup.
 
2009-09-12 02:55:27 PM
I love that amusing fake-contrite look on the center girl, second row.
 
2009-09-12 02:55:39 PM
... and the dude's who? looks like he's stunned to be in the same mugshot with all the hotties.
 
2009-09-12 02:56:09 PM
So is the guy their drug connection?
 
2009-09-12 02:58:19 PM
The dude is the camera-man that was taking pictures of the promotional stunt.
 
2009-09-12 02:59:07 PM
In other news, dumbass cops feel free to accost private citizens, grab their cameras and scroll through without warrants, then arrest them for chickensh%t instead of telling them to move along.
 
2009-09-12 02:59:55 PM
After examining the camera, officers found images of the Vampire crew confusing the freeway for the runway and striking a series of poses, including hanging over the bridge, straddling a railing and simulating being tossed over.

Do any of the legal scholars here want to comment on the legality of the police going through the photos on this guy's camera? Possibly a situation where the cops trick the dumbass into consenting to them going through his pictures under the guise of telling him that he'll be helping his cause if he does?
 
2009-09-12 03:00:01 PM
I wonder who does their hair...
 
2009-09-12 03:02:16 PM
Considering that I'm sent into a redirection loop based on their geolocation code, I would say the biggest crime is eonline's web programming.
 
2009-09-12 03:02:38 PM
Wait a second, I thought I read that there was indecent exposure involved. Was there or was there not indecent exposure???
 
2009-09-12 03:05:06 PM

Two of these things does not belong here, two of these things just aren't the same? Can you guess which two are doing their own thing? Now it's time to play our game ... it's time to play our game!

images.eonline.com

 
2009-09-12 03:05:14 PM
Yes please
 
2009-09-12 03:05:29 PM
Alex Chilton: After examining the camera, officers found images of the Vampire crew confusing the freeway for the runway and striking a series of poses, including hanging over the bridge, straddling a railing and simulating being tossed over.

Do any of the legal scholars here want to comment on the legality of the police going through the photos on this guy's camera? Possibly a situation where the cops trick the dumbass into consenting to them going through his pictures under the guise of telling him that he'll be helping his cause if he does?


If the guy consented: no problem. Consent searches are legal.
 
2009-09-12 03:07:39 PM
Kids today and their silly glam vampires. Bah.

upload.wikimedia.org

/Git off my tombstone!
 
2009-09-12 03:08:04 PM
Couple of yars back, we were rehearsing a vampires vs werewolves fight scene. Fairly demandin choreography, and this was after dark in a lit parking lot. Some "concerned citizen" passing by called teh cops. An entire swat team had to be called off when teh first responders figured out what was going on.
They said it looked "too realistic" which is a compliment. We weren't even in costume and the chain saw I was holding over the 16 year old girl was only a battery operated prop because we weren't going to use a real one in rehearsals, on ly for dress rehearsals and preformances. Anyway, the police log gave us unwrrented publicity and teh shows were packed. We raised over $5k for teh Local park.
The first responder who came up to me, cause I looked older and was a man, said "who's in charge here?"
I pointed over at our director, a willowy yound blond girl of 2 and said "She is"
/she's really an up and coming wrier, director in these parts.
//cops got comp tickets and brought their wives and had a blast.
///said the show looked way more realistic than th rehesrsal they interruped.
 
2009-09-12 03:08:35 PM
Alex Chilton: After examining the camera, officers found images of the Vampire crew confusing the freeway for the runway and striking a series of poses, including hanging over the bridge, straddling a railing and simulating being tossed over.

Do any of the legal scholars here want to comment on the legality of the police going through the photos on this guy's camera? Possibly a situation where the cops trick the dumbass into consenting to them going through his pictures under the guise of telling him that he'll be helping his cause if he does?


It's Georgia. Better they go through your camera than give you a tattered sphincter back at the jail for 'non-cooperation". Room temerature IQ's and Badges - Natures' winningest combination.
 
2009-09-12 03:09:40 PM
This broke before the show premiered, E-Online needs to check smokin' gun a bit more often.

/and why didn't any of the passing motorists snap a picture of them flashing?
//noobs
 
2009-09-12 03:09:46 PM
a willowy yound blond girl of 2 and said "She is"
/she's really an up and coming wrier, director in these parts.


That is really, really something...!

/"crier" I could see...
 
2009-09-12 03:09:53 PM
22
she was 22
 
2009-09-12 03:10:11 PM
poor Tyler won't be their BFF anymore.

/faggit
//bottom left chick isn't as delighted to be arrested as the top 3
///being the older one, I guess she doesn't find an arrest record as funny
 
2009-09-12 03:12:18 PM
Have numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bathed, and brought to my tent.

/the last TSG roundup was late, this one is way early and somewhat abbreviated
 
2009-09-12 03:12:47 PM
vudukungfu: 22
she was 22


and you almost had a post without typos

keep try
 
2009-09-12 03:13:26 PM
Like they didn't want to get arrested.

Publicity +1.
 
2009-09-12 03:13:28 PM
Ignominiousbob: Have numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bathed, and brought to my tent.

/the last TSG roundup was late, this one is way early and somewhat abbreviated


i'm afraid to get the group rate you must book all six
 
2009-09-12 03:15:55 PM
what a trillion dollars may look like
 
2009-09-12 03:18:31 PM
girl in top left corner is my favorite. Wow!
 
2009-09-12 03:19:26 PM
vudukungfu: Couple of yars back, we were rehearsing a vampires vs werewolves fight scene. Fairly demandin choreography, and this was after dark in a lit parking lot. Some "concerned citizen" passing by called teh cops. An entire swat team had to be called off when teh first responders figured out what was going on.
They said it looked "too realistic" which is a compliment. We weren't even in costume and the chain saw I was holding over the 16 year old girl was only a battery operated prop because we weren't going to use a real one in rehearsals, on ly for dress rehearsals and preformances. Anyway, the police log gave us unwrrented publicity and teh shows were packed. We raised over $5k for teh Local park.
The first responder who came up to me, cause I looked older and was a man, said "who's in charge here?"
I pointed over at our director, a willowy yound blond girl of 2 and said "She is"
/she's really an up and coming wrier, director in these parts.
//cops got comp tickets and brought their wives and had a blast.
///said the show looked way more realistic than th rehesrsal they interruped.


Somebody types too fast.

/cool story, bro
 
2009-09-12 03:21:13 PM
medius: vudukungfu: 22
she was 22

and you almost had a post without 100 typos

keep try


FTFY
 
2009-09-12 03:22:52 PM
tawelsh: medius: vudukungfu: 22
she was 22

and you almost had a post without 100 typos

keep try

FTFY


we've got money on this in the fpf
 
2009-09-12 03:28:02 PM
The White House had better lay in some more brews for this one.
 
2009-09-12 03:31:19 PM
midgets all
 
2009-09-12 03:32:45 PM
Why couldn't it have been the guys from Supernatural, naked. Yum....
 
2009-09-12 03:32:55 PM
Top right, bottom left, my wife, and me... *fap*
 
2009-09-12 03:37:55 PM
You misspelled "Dumbest publicity stunt ever with dull mug shot lameness"
 
2009-09-12 03:39:11 PM
medius:
Ignominiousbob: Have numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bathed, and brought to my tent.
/the last TSG roundup was late, this one is way early and somewhat abbreviated

i'm afraid to get the group rate you must book all six

I have exactly that same fear.
 
2009-09-12 03:40:37 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now, will it only be a matter of time before the show's producers are arrested for grand larceny for stealing some of Twilight's mojo?

In related news, the glittery vampire saga apparently had mojo that could be stolen.


Sumbiatch!
/Came here to say this
//Done in one
/Good Jorb
 
2009-09-12 03:40:41 PM
TSG has some more details Link (new window)
 
2009-09-12 03:40:46 PM
 
2009-09-12 03:41:57 PM
And these are the consequences of every time the phrase "You're so pretty! You should be an ACTRESS!" has been uttered.
 
2009-09-12 03:44:58 PM
MassAsster: What the whole story wasn't included in this amazing news coverage? noooo impossible..

Police: 'Vampire Diaries' Actresses Flashed Drivers

Posted: 4:14 pm EDT September 11, 2009Updated: 3:19 am EDT September 12, 2009
ATLANTA -- Five actresses and a cameraman from the CW show "The Vampire Diaries" were arrested and charged after police said the actresses were dangling off a Georgia overpass and flashing drivers. (new window)


for the love of god where is their next photo shoot
 
2009-09-12 03:47:02 PM
Kayla Ewell is Hotness
www.damnimcute.com
 
2009-09-12 03:48:43 PM
Walking the streets in rural Georgia will get you arrested for disorderly conduct.


What all southern Sheriffs look like

www.badmovieplanet.com
 
2009-09-12 04:05:17 PM
...Normally, you'd think news of nubile actresses being naughty would come out before the show debuts to drum up publicity. Instead, word of the arrest hit today-hours after The Vampire Diaries' huge premiere...

So nobody at E reads TSG? Or, is that statement supposed to convince people that they didnt borrow the story from there, and that it didnt take their monkeys one whole day to bang out that pathetic blurb of a story?
 
2009-09-12 04:13:05 PM
#5
images.eonline.com
Penis was in there
 
2009-09-12 04:15:05 PM
Apparently if you are appealing to tweens, you have mojo. Or are a pedophile. Either way.
 
2009-09-12 04:33:48 PM
Did an 8 year old write that article?
 
2009-09-12 04:38:35 PM
CelebrityPharmacist: Walking the streets in rural Georgia will get you arrested for disorderly conduct.


What all southern Sheriffs look like


This. And South Carolina as well.

Was passing through one typical rural South Carolina village when I saw a limb fall and take out a power line - spectacular sparks, etc., setting the tree on fire. Seeing a patrol car parked at a nearby fine dining establishment (the "Squat and Gobble" - swear by the FSM, I couldn't make that up). Being a responsible citizen I stopped to inform the local sheriff. The proprietor of said establishment, on hearing my report, remarked, "ah wondah if dat's why hour powah is ahout". To which the sheriff, who looked exactly like that photo, but with a HUGE revolver of some type, exclaimed, "Damn Cletus, how stupid are you?".

/not sure what that has to do with hot vampires.
 
2009-09-12 04:42:47 PM
wtf with the hashmarks on the height chart. Three hashes between 4 and 5 and four between 5 and 5?

Nine inches per foot?
 
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