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(UPI)   Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack is trying to protect all of us from the mass media's evil and heartless denigration of the great and noble pig. Bacon   (upi.com) divider line 41
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2009-09-12 11:02:35 AM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2009-09-12 11:11:34 AM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Horses are nice and clean, lets eat them.

Seriously, the fact that they don't allow horse slaughter in this country is the dumbest thing ever. (Not including republicans...or democrats...well, pretty much any elected official really. And of course Glenn Beck)

I don't think anyone realises how much that ban has damaged the horse business.
 
2009-09-12 11:12:20 AM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


So if a pig was more charming, he would cease to be a filthy animal?
 
2009-09-12 11:13:40 AM
Speaking of meats that have fallen out of favor.
Have we all forgotten about the subtle sweet taste of an Irish baby?
 
2009-09-12 11:14:12 AM
www.supersizedmeals.com

As American as PB&J... and B. Lots and lots of B.
 
2009-09-12 11:16:16 AM
Mugato: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


So if a pig was more charming, he would cease to be a filthy animal?


This guy doesn't realise pigs do this to keep themselfs cool. Pigs don't sweat. So they'll root around in anything TO STAY ALIVE.

/Yes, I know you're trolling...
 
WGJ
2009-09-12 11:19:24 AM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You sound like someone that would eat a stinking farking sheep
 
2009-09-12 11:20:01 AM
I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.
 
2009-09-12 11:20:53 AM
lerry: Mugato: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


So if a pig was more charming, he would cease to be a filthy animal?

This guy doesn't realise pigs do this to keep themselfs cool. Pigs don't sweat. So they'll root around in anything TO STAY ALIVE.

/Yes, I know you're trolling...


Or quoting Pulp Fiction
 
2009-09-12 11:22:03 AM
Coconice: I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.


Or crabs from ...
 
2009-09-12 11:22:37 AM
lerry: /Yes, I know you're trolling...

Whoosh!
lerry: I don't think anyone realises how much that ban has damaged the horse business.

Sure, but it helps keep the practice of raising horses humane. And when it comes to horses and dogs, humane may be more important than profitable.
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-09-12 11:24:07 AM
cork904: lerry: Mugato: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


So if a pig was more charming, he would cease to be a filthy animal?

This guy doesn't realise pigs do this to keep themselfs cool. Pigs don't sweat. So they'll root around in anything TO STAY ALIVE.

/Yes, I know you're trolling... &

Or quoting Pulp Fiction
 
2009-09-12 11:24:39 AM
Coconice: I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.


Its damaging the pork business. My dad is a hog farmer with nearly 1600 head of hogs, he's barely breaking even.
 
2009-09-12 11:26:58 AM
Riffington: lerry: /Yes, I know you're trolling...

Whoosh!


cork904: /Yes, I know you're trolling...

Or quoting Pulp Fiction


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I am such an idiot :D
 
2009-09-12 11:27:41 AM
Coconice: I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.


Or the runs from eating poop.


/I apologize. I just woke up and am yet to have coffee. Also, on the line of bacon, I am no longer supposed to eat it do to the fact that it was basically all I ate and now have high uric acid levels that could cause "the gout" and we all know that that could really suck because of the pain and all but it's BACON I say and they still tell me that I have to stop damn it just please STOP wombat steak bat mall yellow fever ferble racket sting mellow clamp rodder car theft ramble tart
 
2009-09-12 11:28:23 AM
Riffington: Sure, but it helps keep the practice of raising horses humane. And when it comes to horses and dogs, humane may be more important than profitable.

How so?
 
2009-09-12 11:29:25 AM
Coconice: I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.


clearly you are underestimating just how dumb a good number of people are
 
2009-09-12 11:32:54 AM
What amazes me is that enough people in this country associate "swine" with pork to make this an issue. Seriously, what's the average IQ in this country now, like 78?
 
2009-09-12 11:37:00 AM
lerry: Riffington: Sure, but it helps keep the practice of raising horses humane. And when it comes to horses and dogs, humane may be more important than profitable.

How so?


Because meat is more tender and easier to build when animals get less exercise. But horses are born to run.
 
2009-09-12 11:37:48 AM
78 sounds about right.
 
2009-09-12 11:38:00 AM
Feral pigs plowed up my entire lawn last night, so I'm getting a kick out of my replies.

/and waiting up for them with the household defense tool tonight
 
2009-09-12 11:43:41 AM
Also, to be fair, the swine flu was bred in pigs, which are fairly similar to humans in many ways. Your bacon today won't give you swine flu tomorrow. But it will pay factory farmers* to continue putting hogs in unsanitary crowded conditions that breed new flu strains which occasionally cross to humans, thus giving all of us swine flu III a decade from now.

*family-type farms are sometimes worse if they raise chickens and pigs on the same farm, since this allows avian flu strains to contribute genetic material to the porcine strains, further increasing the chances of a bizarre new disease crossing to humans.
 
2009-09-12 11:48:38 AM
B A: Muga

I never troll.
 
2009-09-12 11:49:08 AM
Oh, I know it has financially impacted pork producers. I live in a fly-over state, in a farming community.

I should have said the name shouldn't be a big deal. Not that the name isn't a big deal.
 
2009-09-12 11:49:47 AM
Bacon Trifecta in play
 
2009-09-12 11:49:48 AM
lerry: My dad is a hog farmer with nearly 1600 head of hogs,

1600 hogsheads? That's over 100,000 gallons of something.
 
2009-09-12 11:50:00 AM
I haven't had proper bacon since I left the states in April.

First thing when I get home: bacon sandwich. The End.
 
2009-09-12 11:53:31 AM
How about renaming it Freedom Flu?

/fark the pigs and their defenders
//just had bacon and eggs
 
2009-09-12 11:54:46 AM
GaryPDX: Bacon is so awesome, you can make explosives from the grease.

As someone who has (foolishly) cooked bacon without a shirt on, I think it's enough of an explosive in it's natural state.

/only once; that's all it takes
 
2009-09-12 12:05:45 PM
Riffington:
Because meat is more tender and easier to build when animals get less exercise. But horses
tramps like us, baby, are born to run.


/sorry
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-09-12 12:06:55 PM
Nuc_E: 78 48 sounds about right.
 
2009-09-12 12:12:33 PM
img244.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-12 12:17:53 PM
SWINE FLU

/suck it, Vilsack
//and they've found Ebola in pigs too
 
2009-09-12 12:50:18 PM
If having BACON FLU is wrong.... I don't wanna be right.

images.google.com
 
2009-09-12 12:58:33 PM
Coconice: I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.


Mmmmmm. whooping crane.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-12 01:18:33 PM
Coconice
I just don't see why the name of this flu is so very important.

As dumb as people are, I've nver heard anyone suggest that they could catch chicken pox from eating chicken.

Also whooping cough from eating whooping crane.




Why can't we just be honest and call it "Mexican Flu?" That's where it originated.

We've had Russian flu, Hong Kong flu and Spanish flu in the past. Are we that pc?
 
2009-09-12 01:30:40 PM
Riffington: Also, to be fair, the swine flu was bred in pigs, which are fairly similar to humans in many ways. Your bacon today won't give you swine flu tomorrow.




All human flu comes from pigs
 
2009-09-12 02:09:50 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-09-12 02:33:55 PM
jj325: What amazes me is that enough people in this country associate "swine" with pork to make this an issue. Seriously, what's the average IQ in this country now, like 78?

Should I associate "swine" with beef? Or should I associate "poultry" with pork? Or what? I'm confused.

/the German word for pork is Schweinefleisch
//I love how the German language gets right to the point
 
2009-09-12 02:55:35 PM
TIN ROOF! Rusted.
 
2009-09-12 03:04:06 PM
rhysfunk 2009-09-12 11:54:46 AM
GaryPDX: Bacon is so awesome, you can make explosives from the grease.

As someone who has (foolishly) cooked bacon without a shirt on, I think it's enough of an explosive in it's natural state.

/only once; that's all it takes



DO NOT FRY BACON WHILE BEING NUDE


/that is all
//oh yeah, don't fry it when you're drunk either
 
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