Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NJ.com)   Job-seeking woman steals the identity of a prosecutor in an attempt to blame her three convictions as the result of identity theft   (nj.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, identity thefts, New Jersey, real-time, local news, letterhead, prosecutors, Lydia Thorton, quarterbacks  
•       •       •

3048 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2009 at 9:27 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



14 Comments   (+0 »)

Archived thread
 
2009-09-11 07:33:37 PM  
Yo dawg I heard you liked identity theft...
 
2009-09-11 09:31:55 PM  
"as the result of identity theft"
"(on identity theft"
 
2009-09-11 09:32:58 PM  
minus the parenthesis...
 
2009-09-11 09:36:09 PM  
If there was ever a place for the irony tag, this is it!

Full disclosure:
I didn't read the farking article, but I read subby's headline like four times.
 
2009-09-11 09:38:44 PM  
Perhaps not ironic (I'll leave that to the police) but it's in that galaxy somewhere...
 
2009-09-11 10:01:37 PM  
Yes!

My current home town made fark.
 
2009-09-11 10:24:34 PM  
Jesus Christ.

Forging someone's signature is not identity theft.

Stealing someone's credit card is not identity theft.
 
2009-09-11 10:36:54 PM  
Now that she's committed a crime, she'll never find work again.
 
2009-09-11 10:55:50 PM  
Well, if she got busted, maybe she could be appearing here...

on the Friday TSG MUGSHOT ROUNDUP. Used to be a regular feature on Fark.

/so completely disappointed
 
2009-09-11 11:17:56 PM  
Using must subby the new syntax be.
 
2009-09-11 11:32:51 PM  
English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?
 
2009-09-12 01:04:21 AM  
FTA"Thorton has been charged with forgery and uttering a forged document."

How exactly do you utter a forged document?
 
2009-09-12 01:25:21 AM  
Utter: to put (as currency) into circulation; specifically : to circulate (as a counterfeit note) as if legal or genuine

/To quote e lo, "English, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"
 
2009-09-12 04:17:44 AM  

MattyFridays: Jesus Christ.

Forging someone's signature is not identity theft.

Stealing someone's credit card is not identity theft.


Identity theft:
upload.wikimedia.org

/Hotlink provided by CREEP
 
Displayed 14 of 14 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report