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(BND)   "Man arrested after trying to teach cat a lesson." Foolish human   (bnd.com) divider line 48
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2009-09-11 10:56:20 AM  
Did he tell the cat why he fired the gun first?
 
2009-09-11 10:57:36 AM  
Oh no, he's gone and angered our cat overlords!
 
2009-09-11 10:59:06 AM  
Cat discipline, you're doing it wrong....

Everyone knows corporal cuddling is the way to go.

Corporal cuddling + other advice (new window)
 
2009-09-11 11:01:12 AM  
Boynton

cat cards please!
 
2009-09-11 11:03:16 AM  
img147.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-11 11:10:31 AM  
Dr. Flavenglaven

ok. my very first thread of the day and there's coffee everywhere. thanks

/cat god destroys guns
 
2009-09-11 11:12:44 AM  
tasteme: Dr. Flavenglaven

ok. my very first thread of the day and there's coffee everywhere. thanks

/cat god destroys guns


TGIF! I can't keep up with all the good threads today!
 
2009-09-11 11:15:36 AM  
I sense a lolcat thread forming....
 
2009-09-11 11:18:33 AM  
busboy207: I sense a lolcat thread forming....

please?
 
2009-09-11 11:20:14 AM  
And that's why you never try to teach a cat a lesson.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-11 11:21:05 AM  
At least they didn't run this story two days ago. Thank goodness for that.
 
2009-09-11 11:22:36 AM  
Y'know, if a cat uses your bed instead of a litter box, you've got one seriously pissed-off cat on your hands.
 
2009-09-11 11:26:41 AM  
i29.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-11 11:28:23 AM  
So he took the cat to the garage and fired a handgun into a flotation device to "scare it."

How completely farking batshiat insane must this person be?
 
2009-09-11 11:30:18 AM  
Mini Ditka: And that's why you never try to teach a cat a lesson.

images.cheezburger.com

/respect teh kitteh
//or get you some of this:
img01.static-nextag.com
 
2009-09-11 11:43:47 AM  
brigid_fitch: Y'know, if a cat uses your bed instead of a litter box, you've got one seriously pissed-off cat on your hands.

This is quite true. The guy did/is doing something that the cat is expressing a dislike for.
 
2009-09-11 11:54:55 AM  
Third In Line: The guy did/is doing something that the cat is expressing a dislike for.

You mean something like firing a handgun to teach the cat a lesson?
 
2009-09-11 11:56:40 AM  
Sock Therapy: Third In Line: The guy did/is doing something that the cat is expressing a dislike for.

You mean something like firing a handgun to teach the cat a lesson?


No, I mean the cat shiat on the bed because of something he did previously. Would really like to know what it was...
 
2009-09-11 12:06:38 PM  
Third In Line: Sock Therapy: Third In Line: The guy did/is doing something that the cat is expressing a dislike for.

You mean something like firing a handgun to teach the cat a lesson?

No, I mean the cat shiat on the bed because of something he did previously. Would really like to know what it was...


oh
yes, something like that
 
2009-09-11 12:12:55 PM  
A cat shiats in your bed because they're trying to tell you something.

My cat Gizmo likes to shiat on the floor in front of my girlfriend's computer desk.

I think Giz is trying to tell my GF that her Dell is a piece of shiat.

Giz never shiats in front of my desk, I have a Mac.
 
2009-09-11 12:17:12 PM  
See, he wouldn't have been arrested if he had just said "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
 
2009-09-11 12:22:21 PM  
Funny Cat Video

http://www.wimp.com/inefficientdrinker/

The best one is at the 1:55 mark
 
2009-09-11 12:25:34 PM  
this is still my fave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
 
2009-09-11 12:27:39 PM  
redqueenmeg: Cat discipline, you're doing it wrong....

Everyone knows corporal cuddling is the way to go.

Corporal cuddling + other advice (new window)


Thanks for the link, I think that was possibly the funniest thing I have seen all year.
 
2009-09-11 12:55:18 PM  
I had one that would use my pants as a litter box. But only when I had been out of town for a week for work.

He really didn't like me to go away.
 
2009-09-11 01:04:01 PM  
Where is Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection when we need her?

/Friday lolcat thread, do want
//can't use internets on Caturday
///roommates' kitties won't give up the mouse
 
2009-09-11 01:10:58 PM  
Dr. Flavenglaven

I don't think I'd ever noticed the hands before...

/shudder
 
2009-09-11 01:27:11 PM  
Cat karma...the strongest form of karma known to man.

Guy's lucky he ONLY got arrested and didn't also have his face and hands ripped off by the so-called "scared" cat...
 
2009-09-11 02:23:54 PM  
I still can't used to the idea of living with an animal who never misses an opportunity to demonstrate just how little it thinks of me. I'm not trying to be an anti-cat troll, but they can be extremely frustrating.
 
2009-09-11 02:43:17 PM  
Stay Cool Babylon: I still can't used to the idea of living with an animal who never misses an opportunity to demonstrate just how little it thinks of me. I'm not trying to be an anti-cat troll, but they can be extremely frustrating.

Yeah, there's not a whole lot of payoff having a cat. There are exceptions, but most just want to do their own thing and couldn't care less about you.

My daughter has one that is actually pretty nice to have around. She's friendly enough, and she does pest control around the house. Summers out here can be mighty cockroachy.

I could do without the weekly offering of a slaughtered dove in my laundry room though.

/NO KITTAH!! THAT'S A BAD KITTAH!!
 
2009-09-11 02:45:09 PM  
schattenteufel: A cat shiats in your bed because they're trying to tell you something.

My cat Gizmo likes to shiat on the floor in front of my girlfriend's computer desk.

I think Giz is trying to tell my GF that her Dell is a piece of shiat.

Giz never shiats in front of my desk, I have a Mac.


That's because your mac isn't worth a shiat.
 
2009-09-11 03:01:59 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: schattenteufel: A cat shiats in your bed because they're trying to tell you something.

My cat Gizmo likes to shiat on the floor in front of my girlfriend's computer desk.

I think Giz is trying to tell my GF that her Dell is a piece of shiat.

Giz never shiats in front of my desk, I have a Mac.

That's because your mac isn't worth a shiat.


I live in a house divided. I have a PC, kid has a Mac. We're both happy with what we've got.
 
2009-09-11 03:30:59 PM  
exactly. I once helped my roommate hold down her cat in the bathtub while she expressed his anal glands (sometimes cats' anal glands get impacted so you have to squeeze the gunk out of them).

A few hours later when we were going to sleep in our separate bedrooms, the cat first went into her room and pissed on jeans she left lying on the floor, then came into mine, made a cat "hah" noise and pissed on the laundry in my closet.

He never did that before or since, although he would piss all over cat toys left on the floor for some reason.
 
2009-09-11 03:58:21 PM  
I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-09-11 04:10:07 PM  
Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.


where is she pooping?
 
2009-09-11 04:10:07 PM  
Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.


Our dog wouldn't stop howling at night when we first got him. So we locked him in a cat carrier and smacked it hard when he started howling. You should try that.
 
2009-09-11 04:10:43 PM  
Third In Line: Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.

where is she pooping?


Also, where is the litter box?
 
2009-09-11 04:14:21 PM  
Third In Line:

where is she pooping?


Usually on a bath mat in front of her litter box. I've tried removing the bath mat but she just does it on the tile.

I read fark for the pics:

Our dog wouldn't stop howling at night when we first got him. So we locked him in a cat carrier and smacked it hard when he started howling. You should try that.

I'll keep that in mind.
 
2009-09-11 04:17:08 PM  
You just need to have the cats respect your authority.

Whenever I have a kitten misbehaven', I just carry it around by the neck scruff...in my mouth.

Grown up cats respect the hell out of me but they walk all over my room mate.

With puppies you just need to bite them on the ear when they fark up.

/alpha male FTW!!!
 
2009-09-11 04:24:09 PM  
Ragingwookiee: Third In Line:

where is she pooping?

Usually on a bath mat in front of her litter box. I've tried removing the bath mat but she just does it on the tile.

I read fark for the pics:

Our dog wouldn't stop howling at night when we first got him. So we locked him in a cat carrier and smacked it hard when he started howling. You should try that.

I'll keep that in mind.


Our cat Weezy had the same surgery. Her box is in the basement, up on a pallet. She would actually hang her ass over the edge and poop just outside the box. Heh, thinking outside the box? Anyway, she actually did this before AND after the surgery - and yet there was always poop IN the box too. She poops all in the box now... Basically I don't know what to tell you other than wait it out. At least the least the bath mat cleans up easily, if it's the rubber kind.
Oh yeah, when we first brought her home she would piss in my big plant and then scratch around in the dirt. I got some river pebbles and covered the dirt surface with those. That worked right away.
 
2009-09-11 04:30:12 PM  
Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.


Based on that picture, you better be sleeping with all the lights on and a baseball bat by your side. Because she's waiting for you to fall asleep on your back with your mouth WIDE OPEN...
 
2009-09-11 05:28:31 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.

Based on that picture, you better be sleeping with all the lights on and a baseball bat by your side. Because she's waiting for you to fall asleep on your back with your mouth WIDE OPEN...


I once was stuck with a cat who clawed my balls while I slept. Seriously, it would just take a swipe at them and then run off. I'd go back to bed and the little bastard would do it again. Needless to say, I started wearing shorts to bed.
 
2009-09-11 05:28:58 PM  
LISA: Dad, you can't take revenge on an animal. That's the whole point of Moby Dick.

HOMER: Oh Lisa, the point of Moby Dick is 'be yourself.'

aycu05.webshots.com
 
2009-09-11 05:32:26 PM  
redmeat.com
 
2009-09-11 05:36:32 PM  
I have a cat at home named Do-Do Bird that likes to pick on his "sister", Miss Maa-Maa, to the point that she pees in agitation on the floor, carpet, even on my computer desk at one point.

This behavior has been cut down considerably since I started screaming loudly at him when I catch him in the act. He gets mad at me for a while, but he gets over it. Over time, the incidents have gone from several times a week to once every 3 weeks or so maybe. I guess he likes refresher training.

You have to catch them right in the act of misbehaving though, not afterwards. I scream instead of carrying around a water gun as I would have to carry one all the time. Works about as well, as long as it's unpleasant to the cat.

/blended household, kittywise
//Do-Do Bird, the Buzzard, Miss Maa-Maa, and Thumbs (our polydactyl kitten)
 
2009-09-11 06:12:04 PM  
www.bitboost.com
 
2009-09-12 04:49:24 AM  
 
2009-09-14 02:06:06 PM  
Ragingwookiee: I need some Farker's help. Since I got my cat fixed she wont poop in the litter box. She'll pee just not poop. How can I get her to start using the litter box again.

Please help me and my Tomo.


Have you tried, oh, I don't know, taking the cat out to the garage, and firing a gun into a flotation device?

/Hey, one guy doing it isn't statistically significant.
 
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