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(Some Guy)   High school football game called after one of the band geeks decided to divide by 0   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 98
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2009-09-11 09:24:28 AM
That should probably say called...not charged...but it would be a nice defensive secret weapon.
 
2009-09-11 11:05:43 AM
FTA: "The Daily Times of Maryville reported the game was down to 6:33 left in the final quarter when the hole opened up near a sideline Thursday night, leaving an unplayable field."

Man. Maybe I'm getting old, but when *I* was in school, the cheerleaders waited until AFTER the game to do that.
 
2009-09-11 11:47:44 AM
MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Daily Times of Maryville reported the game was down to 6:33 left in the final quarter when the hole opened up near a sideline Thursday night, leaving an unplayable field."

Man. Maybe I'm getting old, but when *I* was in school, the cheerleaders waited until AFTER the game to do that.


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of a "stink hole"...
 
2009-09-11 11:47:50 AM
charged with what?
 
2009-09-11 11:47:58 AM
Is that the hole story?
 
2009-09-11 11:48:05 AM
Band geeks don't know math

They're all into art and shiat

/espressivo
//band nerd
 
2009-09-11 11:48:37 AM
Let's just get this out of the way
img33.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-11 11:48:38 AM
Despite the mess up in the headline, I still chuckled heartily.

+2
 
2009-09-11 11:50:43 AM
img32.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-11 11:50:57 AM
CruJones: charged with what?

Well, it would have to be red, green or blue, assuming an isolated quark.
 
2009-09-11 11:51:01 AM
Trifecta in play?
 
2009-09-11 11:51:20 AM
'Nother one of those abandoned coal mine cave-ins? Used to have those in southern Indiana from time to time.
 
2009-09-11 11:56:25 AM
This one time...at band camp....I divided by zero and half of the woodwind section vanished forever.
 
2009-09-11 11:56:58 AM
Officials stopped the game with Alcoa leading 20-7.

Opponents: "Curses, foiled again!"
 
2009-09-11 11:57:38 AM
that's a freaky picture SkySnake. Any info on it? Is it real and what is it of? Looks like some Aussie beach or something.
 
2009-09-11 11:58:00 AM
I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button
 
2009-09-11 11:58:05 AM
Failmitter fails.
 
2009-09-11 11:58:47 AM
*poke*
 
2009-09-11 11:59:31 AM
knowyourmeme.com
 
2009-09-11 12:00:13 PM
And so the Worst Headline of the Day contest begins ...
 
2009-09-11 12:02:09 PM
cdn1.knowyourmeme.com
 
2009-09-11 12:02:58 PM
That was God exercising some smite on their asses. It's a miracle.
 
2009-09-11 12:04:41 PM
CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday
 
2009-09-11 12:08:17 PM
MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Daily Times of Maryville reported the game was down to 6:33 left in the final quarter when the hole opened up near a sideline Thursday night, leaving an unplayable field."

Man. Maybe I'm getting old, but when *I* was in school, the cheerleaders waited until AFTER the game to do that.


WIN!
 
2009-09-11 12:08:47 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: That was God exercising some smite on their asses. It's a miracle.

And I want you to acknowledge it!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-11 12:09:44 PM
Maybe it was a little kid doing his homework...

junk-drawer-mind.com

/hot like a nuclear explosion
//I think those are hot...
 
2009-09-11 12:10:48 PM
mephisto6: CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday


I think this is what you are looking for: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hack+the+easy+button&l=1
 
2009-09-11 12:14:13 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-09-11 12:14:19 PM
Should I not have done that?
 
2009-09-11 12:14:29 PM
Somewhere there must be a photo, begging for an OM NOM NOM caption...
 
2009-09-11 12:16:41 PM
What 0/1 may look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K_8R03jIZI
 
2009-09-11 12:16:58 PM
mephisto6: CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday


I sat next to a guy with one of those for a whole summer. You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

/my Friday is no longer cranky
 
2009-09-11 12:19:41 PM
the_marq: I think this is what you are looking for: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hack+the+easy+button&l=1

I guess that's close enough! Think I'm gonna take that Kevin's button when he goes bouncing off for another doughnut and bring it back Monday, slightly modified.
Much appreciated :)
 
2009-09-11 12:20:02 PM
PockyBum522: What 0/1 may look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K_8R03jIZI

0/1 looks like this: 0

Perhaps you were thinking of 1/0?
 
2009-09-11 12:22:23 PM
DriftingJesus: Band geeks don't know math

They're all into art and shiat

/espressivo
//band nerd


I was a band geek and a math nerd.

/The two aren't mutually exclusive.
//However, I was a grammar retard.
 
2009-09-11 12:24:24 PM
Wouldn't dividing by zero be the opposite of a hole? 1/x goes to infinity as x->0.
 
2009-09-11 12:25:14 PM
(Some guy)img1.fark.net High school football game charged after one of the band geeks decided to divide by 0

intensities.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-09-11 12:25:25 PM
the_marq: mephisto6: CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday

I think this is what you are looking for: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hack+the+easy+button&l=1


Well, that was easy ...
 
2009-09-11 12:26:00 PM
Ironclad2: mephisto6: CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday

I sat next to a guy with one of those for a whole summer. You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

/my Friday is no longer cranky


They actually make these things? I thought they were just for the commercials.
 
2009-09-11 12:27:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-09-11 12:29:37 PM
Hey subby, was it because a Seahawks fan cooks burger for Steelers fan spits in it, ends up charging missing most of the burger and loses anyway?
 
2009-09-11 12:30:41 PM
Ironclad2: I sat next to a guy with one of those for a whole summer

Then you feel my pain. You know, what's bad about it is he hits the thing every time he gets off the phone. Every time. I'd expect that from some sales douche, but he's a Network Admin.

I'd like to take his phone receiver and hit him on top of his head, but jobs are hard to come by and this one pays ok.
Anyway, I look forward to modifying that button.
 
2009-09-11 12:31:44 PM
nucal: the_marq: mephisto6: CruJones: I think someone used the easy button to find the easy button

The guy in the next cubicle here has an 'Easy' button. I farking hate that thing. I wish I had a F*ck button. I tried to find one online, but all I could find was a band called F*ck Buttons. That sounds promising, but all I really want is a red button that says F*ck on it and when I press it, it says 'f*ck'.
Is that so farking hard?
Someone get on that, please.

/Cranky Friday

I think this is what you are looking for: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hack+the+easy+button&l=1

Well, that was easy ...


Nicely played...

/ass
 
2009-09-11 12:32:16 PM
stuhayes2010: Wouldn't dividing by zero be the opposite of a hole? 1/x goes to infinity as x->0.

No it doesn't. It's undefined.

When it approaches zero from the positive side, it goes to infinity. When it approaches zero from the negative side, it goes to negative infinity. Hence, undefined.
 
2009-09-11 12:34:35 PM
You'd think a tv station would have a damn camera sitting around to take a picture of said sinkhole.
 
2009-09-11 12:34:59 PM
phlegmmo: Officials stopped the game with Alcoa leading 20-7.

Opponents: "Curses, foiled again!"


*clap*clap*clap*
 
2009-09-11 12:36:39 PM
Officials stopped the game with Alcoa leading 20-7.

Now that's what I call a Fantastic Finish!

/Better not be obscure
 
2009-09-11 12:37:36 PM
On the plus side we can run over and catch the last 6:33 of the game tonight, NO CHARGE, so we've got that going for us
 
2009-09-11 12:38:50 PM
I grew up in this neighborhood, and my parents moved us to keep us out of this high school.

Trust me, if the sinkhole opens large enough to swallow the whole place, it won't be missed.
 
2009-09-11 12:41:36 PM
High school football game charged called

You know, it might be easier to try reading before greening.

/subby charges, misses most of the headline and loses anyway
//must be a Seahawks fan
 
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