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(Fox News)   Chinese woman pays $582,000 for "priceless" cuisine, I mean canine   (foxnews.com) divider line 114
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2009-09-11 12:25:35 PM
Dog better bring ME steak if I spent that much on it.
 
2009-09-11 01:00:59 PM
Wang
 
2009-09-11 01:01:24 PM
Rex?
 
2009-09-11 01:01:28 PM
and then....
 
2009-09-11 01:01:39 PM
She's cute, rich, and obviously stupid.

Hellooooooo nurse!
 
2009-09-11 01:02:21 PM
Got herself a -stiffy
named it Wang
 
2009-09-11 01:02:53 PM
That's ruff. Ruff ruff.
 
2009-09-11 01:03:07 PM
I hope it dies tomorrow.
 
2009-09-11 01:03:38 PM
The dog formerly known as "Yangtze River Number Two" will be renamed "Lunch".
 
2009-09-11 01:03:43 PM
FuLinHyu: Dog better bring ME steak if I spent that much on it.

Fark, he better lick peanut butter off of anywhere I put it for that much

/and I mean anywhere
 
2009-09-11 01:03:50 PM
www.forumsextreme.com
//hotlinked and spicy
 
2009-09-11 01:04:22 PM
The young millionaire, according to one report on a Chinese Web site, fell in love with the dog while on a breeding trip to Qinghai province.

I can only hope that somewhere there is video of this.

// what do you mean it's not saying what I think it saying.
 
2009-09-11 01:04:42 PM
sboyle1020: I hope it dies tomorrow.

if she's smart she got insurance

oh wait
 
2009-09-11 01:06:10 PM
img43.imageshack.us

/Not sure if approves.
 
2009-09-11 01:06:11 PM
Aso
 
2009-09-11 01:06:27 PM
"Gold has a price, but this Tibetan Mastiff doesn't," the young woman reportedly said on her return home.

It obviously does, and it's $582,000. At least to you, batshiat crazy lady.


/bet she's great in the sack
 
2009-09-11 01:06:47 PM
img1.fark.net Says it all.
 
2009-09-11 01:07:54 PM
Mrs. Wang... on a breeding trip... This shiat writes itself.
 
2009-09-11 01:08:48 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: The dog formerly known as "Yangtze River Number Two" will be renamed "Lunch".

When I was stationed in Korea, we had a dog on our camp that we named Lunch!
 
2009-09-11 01:09:31 PM
The young millionaire, according to one report on a Chinese Web site, fell in love with the dog while on a breeding trip to Qinghai province. The woman, referred to only as Mrs. Wang, had been travelling to the town of Yushu with a Tibetan Mastiff that she already owned with a view to mating it with the famously pure-blooded hounds of that region.

too...much...so...many...

*head asplodes
 
2009-09-11 01:12:21 PM
Just another crazy dog lady.
 
2009-09-11 01:12:36 PM
I hope that dog likes licking peanut butter...
 
2009-09-11 01:18:55 PM
FTFA -- "It remains unclear why she renamed the dog Yangtze River Number Two, though the process appears to have taken place while Wang and her dogs were returning from the breeders."

Lemme guess. They stopped for gas near the Yangtze River and the dog took a massive crap?
 
2009-09-11 01:19:34 PM
sboyle1020: I hope it dies tomorrow.

I LOL'd
 
2009-09-11 01:20:30 PM
skinink: I hope that dog likes licking peanut butter...

www.dodgerslist.com
 
2009-09-11 01:24:20 PM
Racist headline is racist.
 
2009-09-11 01:25:27 PM
Boy, she'll be surprised when the vet tells her it's actually a capybara.
 
2009-09-11 01:26:59 PM
I wonder just how much she's willing to spend on vet bills when it gets old and in so much joint pain it can't move. The guy that euthanises it will be a farking millionaire.
 
2009-09-11 01:27:01 PM
Earlier this year, a family in Florida paid $155,000 for a Labrador called Lancelot Encore. That price included the cost of cloning the original Lancelot.

How the hell did this story not get posted on Fark with a Florida tag. I'magonna go submit it right now, maybe get a green light fer a change!

I'm back and the only article that google finds that doesn't mention the Tibetan mastiff is in Polish. (new window) My Polish is lousy outside of kielbasa and pierogi depite having lived in the second and third largest Polish cities in the world, Chicago and Detroit, so maybe it does mention the mastiff too.
 
2009-09-11 01:27:15 PM
another day, another "Asian" person eating dogs joke.

Cute crying Vanderbeek or Girl in front of locker :)
 
2009-09-11 01:27:37 PM
char_boy: Racist headline is racist.

It's racist to joke about the fact that some Asian cultures eat dogs?
 
2009-09-11 01:31:01 PM
I hope she knows that an hour feeding it, it's going to be hungry again.
 
2009-09-11 01:32:45 PM
Lampmonster: char_boy: Racist headline is racist.

It's racist to joke about the fact that some Asian cultures eat dogs?


Yes.
Just like it's racist to talk about how a lot of American blacks have darker skin or curly hair or like to play bassitbaw.
 
2009-09-11 01:32:53 PM
buckler: Boy, she'll be surprised when the vet tells her it's actually a capybara.

www.thetick.ws

He's unravelling like a cheap sweater!
 
2009-09-11 01:34:17 PM
Came here for THATS WACIST pic, left disappointed
 
2009-09-11 01:34:34 PM
OscarTamerz: Earlier this year, a family in Florida paid $155,000 for a Labrador called Lancelot Encore. That price included the cost of cloning the original Lancelot.

How the hell did this story not get posted on Fark with a Florida tag. I'magonna go submit it right now, maybe get a green light fer a change!

Here's the labrador link: Link (new window)
I'm back and the only article that google finds that doesn't mention the Tibetan mastiff is in Polish. (new window) My Polish is lousy outside of kielbasa and pierogi depite having lived in the second and third largest Polish cities in the world, Chicago and Detroit, so maybe it does mention the mastiff too.


Here's the labrador link Link (new window)

They say the couple sent the dog to Korea for cloning.

The only real outcome I can see is a rich "cloning doctor" who has one less labrador in his house and ate a fabulous cancerous labrador for dinner.
 
2009-09-11 01:38:05 PM
buckler: Boy, she'll be surprised when the vet tells her it's actually a capybara.

All I could thing of when I read this was:
"Capybaras? Licking peanut butter off my vagina? Its more likely than you think"
 
2009-09-11 01:41:50 PM
buckler: Boy, she'll be surprised when the vet tells her it's actually a capybara.

oh, and Brimley Capybara pet is not amused

i178.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-11 01:53:32 PM
i209.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-11 02:00:56 PM
I hope it pees on her rugs, eats her expensive shoes and bites the postman.

/stoopid woman. this is why mao took over.
 
2009-09-11 02:03:41 PM
nbnl.globalwhelming.com

Down doggy, down!

Cool dogs, I want one. 235lbs of dog.

/image is hot like me
 
2009-09-11 02:06:11 PM
Lampmonster: char_boy: Racist headline is racist.

It's racist to joke about the fact that some Asian cultures eat dogs?


Cultures eat dogs? Does your culture stick gold jewelry up its teeth? Just because it's socially acceptable in some places doesn't mean it's not in most other places within the same "culture."

You're generalizing, so stop treating it as such. I'd have rather you stuck with a racist joke, instead of seriously pointing out that prejudiced cultural "fact" just now.
 
2009-09-11 02:12:16 PM
Another stupid biatch with more money than sense.
 
2009-09-11 02:14:35 PM
Breeding trip?!.... Mrs. Wang?!.... Coincident? I think not!
 
2009-09-11 02:20:18 PM
People on Fark must know by now that to get an insta-greenlight, include something racist in the headlines...or anything to do with cats.
 
2009-09-11 02:23:07 PM
Didn't she recently write a book?:

1001 Ways To Wok Your Dog
 
2009-09-11 02:25:32 PM
Oh come on this was funny. Chinese people are the enemy. Don't forget that.
 
2009-09-11 02:27:10 PM
Tibetan Mastiff?

*clicks link*

Tibetan Mastiff.

Mastiffs are awesome dogs though. Big stupid lovies.

img186.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-11 02:27:42 PM
It's a good looking dog, but seriosly over half a million? I'm a bit envious about how the super-wealthy can and do spend their money. Half billion dollar yacht, 3 million dollar car, etc., but really. That kind of money could have been used to save the lives of a couple thousand dogs - and she could still have gotten a dog that probably would have been healthier (no purebred genetic defects) lived longer, and probably would have been a way more enjoyable pet.
/I can't wait for the day when my mutt will greet me at the door with his ears perked, tail wagging and big eyes looking with adoration into my own.
 
2009-09-11 02:29:43 PM
To be fair, they probably are writing about the official registered name in the AKC or the Chinese equivalent. I'm sure she'll call it "Sparky" or whatever.

Our dog's official name was "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". Now she's underground, we call her memmmooorreeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
 
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