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(Daily Mail)   Jealous husband who killed his wife after she changed her facebook status is sentenced to a lifetime of being poked   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-09-11 06:32:48 AM  
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2009-09-11 07:57:53 AM  
Why was he jailed for life when her young children stabbed her?
 
2009-09-11 08:18:23 AM  
He must have used a really big knife to make it through all that fat.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-09-11 08:19:30 AM  
She wasn't his wife.
 
2009-09-11 08:28:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Why was he jailed for life when her young children stabbed her?


Hee hee, from TFA:

...Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed by her young children...
 
2009-09-11 08:52:44 AM  
Tharagleb: Hee hee, from TFA:

...Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed by her young children...


Never trust the little bastards!
 
2009-09-11 09:06:58 AM  
Article fail and classic headline.

Bravo Subby... bravo
 
2009-09-11 09:10:25 AM  
A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.
 
2009-09-11 09:12:06 AM  
Nazikamikaze likes this.
 
2009-09-11 09:12:30 AM  

m0llusk: A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.


We need dangerous criminals locked up behind bars so they can be trained to be effective and brutal ass rapers so when they get released, they're completely farked up beyond all repair.

I don't know why America needs this but there must be some good reason.
 
2009-09-11 09:14:14 AM  
you have received a massage from Friendly_CellMate.
 
2009-09-11 09:15:16 AM  

'I called if I could go for a wee. There was no answer so we went downstairs and saw mam lying on the floor.

'There was blood in her mouth and on her T-shirt. I was pushing her but she wouldn't wake up.'


but yeah, it's funny to make haha jokes. I'm proud of you guys.
 
2009-09-11 09:15:52 AM  

m0llusk: A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.


You sound incarcerated... Find your happy place.
 
2009-09-11 09:17:34 AM  

m0llusk: A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.


Looks like it's England, not the land of the free or home of the brave. I thought they invented the language, yet the butcher it like this:

"Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed by her young children just days after altering her status on the popular social networking site."

Passive vs. active voice, come on!
 
2009-09-11 09:18:11 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Why was he jailed for life when her young children stabbed her?


internethut.com

Was it them?
 
2009-09-11 09:18:12 AM  
LOL at the headline. I think it's a worthy HOTY candidate.
 
2009-09-11 09:18:23 AM  

marzipanic: 'I called if I could go for a wee. There was no answer so we went downstairs and saw mam lying on the floor.

'There was blood in her mouth and on her T-shirt. I was pushing her but she wouldn't wake up.'


but yeah, it's funny to make haha jokes. I'm proud of you guys.


Yeah that was kind of horrifying.
 
2009-09-11 09:18:36 AM  
Relationship Status: It's Complicated.
 
2009-09-11 09:19:30 AM  
A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.

Sounds like you need to look on the bright side, at least he'll be getting some now. May not be what he wants, but he'll be getting some.
 
2009-09-11 09:20:18 AM  
Note to self...don't change facebook status.

/back to work
 
2009-09-11 09:22:32 AM  
"Judge Mr Justice Roderick Evans jailed Lewis for life and ordered he serve at least 14 years."

Wat?
 
2009-09-11 09:24:23 AM  
What is the going rate for a life sentence for one murder in the UK? 10 days?
 
2009-09-11 09:24:51 AM  

marzipanic: 'I called if I could go for a wee. There was no answer so we went downstairs and saw mam lying on the floor.

'There was blood in her mouth and on her T-shirt. I was pushing her but she wouldn't wake up.'


but yeah, it's funny to make haha jokes. I'm proud of you guys.


You've been on this site for six years and this shocks you?
 
2009-09-11 09:25:43 AM  
baka-san: Never trust the little bastards!

Young people are crafty little f*cks.
 
2009-09-11 09:28:17 AM  
Did she change her Facebook Status to "dead?"
 
2009-09-11 09:29:43 AM  

Sedatedbylife: Sounds like you need to look on the bright side, at least he'll be getting some now. May not be what he wants, but he'll be getting some.


He'll just have to remember to change his facebook status when he gets sold for a carton of cigs.
 
2009-09-11 09:30:51 AM  

RobinTheHood: "Judge Mr Justice Roderick Evans jailed Lewis for life and ordered he serve at least 14 years."

Wat?


This is what is wrong with the world. WTF.
 
2009-09-11 09:31:51 AM  
Does Facebook still allow you to poke anymore? I used to be one of those irritating tools who would poke the ever-loving shiat out of someone until my cyber-finger bled. Now I don't remember having seen that incredibly useful feature in years.
 
2009-09-11 09:31:55 AM  
I have a friend who is a marriage counselor - he says more than half his current sessions/clients are for couples who are having trouble because of time spent on Facebook, Myspace, etc...
 
2009-09-11 09:34:16 AM  

NaziKamikaze: Nazikamikaze likes this.



I lol'd
/poppyale likes this too!
 
2009-09-11 09:34:59 AM  
I've actually had this happen to me. Though it was over myspace and about 3 years ago. I have to say it was quite enraging at the time since things seemed to be going well, but I didn't get all stabby about it. I took her back after a month and then cheated on her just to repair my ego :)

/ yea I know, cool story bro
 
2009-09-11 09:35:51 AM  

Mouserue: Does Facebook still allow you to poke anymore? I used to be one of those irritating tools who would poke the ever-loving shiat out of someone until my cyber-finger bled. Now I don't remember having seen that incredibly useful feature in years.


That's only because all of your friends blocked you from using it on them.
 
2009-09-11 09:35:53 AM  
Honestly, what was that, 2 sentences.

Absolut article fail.

In case you missed it:
Mother-of-four Hayley Jones, 26, was found stabbed by her young children just days after altering her status on the popular social networking site

Stabbe by her young children? Really?
 
2009-09-11 09:39:46 AM  
Judge Mr Justice Roderick Evans jailed Lewis for life and ordered he serve at least 14 years.

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2009-09-11 09:42:22 AM  
FTFA: Enraged Lewis used a kitchen knife to stab Hayley through three layers of clothing and two sleeping bags.

Were they camping? What the hell is that about? And does she have a hairlip? And who does that guy remind me of? What's a hypotenuse?
 
2009-09-11 09:43:27 AM  

jennyz: RobinTheHood: "Judge Mr Justice Roderick Evans jailed Lewis for life and ordered he serve at least 14 years."

Wat?

This is what is wrong with the world. WTF.


Indeed. Bring back the firing squad.
 
2009-09-11 09:44:55 AM  
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I think Deline might be sleeping with someone else. I mean, this is just between ourselves. Little clues here and there. Things only a husband would pick up. Like - someone wrote a message on her Friendface wall. Read, "Can't wait to shag your arse off again soon". I don't know. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
 
2009-09-11 09:45:11 AM  
tricycleracer feels stabby.

26 minutes ago
 
2009-09-11 09:45:46 AM  
FunkOut:
m0llusk: A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.

We need dangerous criminals locked up behind bars so they can be trained to be effective and brutal ass rapers so when they get released, they're completely farked up beyond all repair.

I don't know why America needs this but there must be some good reason.


So they can enlist and work in your military prisons overseas?
 
2009-09-11 09:46:09 AM  
dayam. rough for the kids.
 
2009-09-11 09:46:10 AM  

Jak Damage: I have a friend who is a marriage counselor - he says more than half his current sessions/clients are for couples who are having trouble because of time spent on Facebook, Myspace, etc...


yup...many many years ago, I used to go to a very popular chat site (which is a ghost town now)... and just about every woman on it was either looking for something... all that were married appeared to end up cheating... if not in body, in mind as they'd build up a full and complete online romance and I've seen married divorce over this. Those that didn't, would disappear from the chat as it was one of the condition to avoid the divorce.

Hasn't there been some studies about how usage of the internet has dramatically increased the number of divorces?
 
2009-09-11 09:46:14 AM  
Because rape is funny.... right?
 
2009-09-11 09:46:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Why was he jailed for life when her young children stabbed her?


That was my first question. The legal system is really messed up.
 
2009-09-11 09:46:17 AM  

m0llusk: A lifetime of getting poked? So, the idea is to acknowledge that rape is endemic in prisons and state that there is no hope to change that in our lifetimes? That's pretty trashy. So much for all that land of the free and home of the brave stuff.


Nice work trolly mctroll, with the whole not reading the article and all. Beside the fact, if he's in for life who cares. He murdered his wife over facebook. He deserves a lifetime of rape. In fact, it's getting off easy.
 
2009-09-11 09:46:23 AM  
Because prison rape is funny, right?

Right?

Is that your point?

That Rape is funny?

Go fark yourself, subby.
 
2009-09-11 09:46:43 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf
He'll just have to remember to change his facebook status when he gets sold for a carton of cigs.

Those have got to be some interesting updates.

"Ray-Ray got shanked again today. Bubba says I better steal him some syrup tonight for my weekly salad."
 
2009-09-11 09:47:32 AM  

kurfu: Because prison rape is funny, right?

Right?

Is that your point?

That Rape is funny?

Go fark yourself, subby.


you said Rape twice
 
2009-09-11 09:47:39 AM  
I assume this was pointed out in the previous thread, but:

She was 26. He was 31. They had been together since she was 13. So he was 18. Ew.
 
2009-09-11 09:48:11 AM  
Is the UK the land of the free and the home of the brave, too?
 
2009-09-11 09:50:17 AM  
What does this have to do with 9/11?
 
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