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		What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guess (reuters.com)		96
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Manfred J. Hattan		2009-09-11 11:55:33 AM

3TJF: Paris Hilton being placed in the same level as Einstein, JFK, and Dr. King. That's it! I'm out; I hate this world and everything about it. I'm going home to kill myself!!

Don't do it yet -- I'm going to nominate that to the Oxford Book of Quotations. Maybe they have a dinner or something for authors of the new quotes.

Rubber Biscuit		2009-09-11 11:55:53 AM

Remember the old days when some news about this pig showed up on Fark ten times a day? Now it seems refreshing not to be reading Jennifer Aniston or Megan Fox news.

t3knomanser		2009-09-11 11:57:28 AM

Welp, kids. I think that's it for civilization. It was a decent enough effort, but it's time to go back to rocks, mud and sticks. We're done.

wwffan7385		2009-09-11 12:00:41 PM

ninjakirby: All four were mentioned in this Fark headline.

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TheBlackFlag		2009-09-11 12:17:54 PM

They all have less than three testicles?

Epossumondas		2009-09-11 12:28:48 PM

Did they all have a wonky eye?

smoky2010		2009-09-11 12:32:03 PM

They all have birth certificates stating that they were born in Hawaii?

mongbiohazard		2009-09-11 12:33:26 PM

Paris Hilton. A book of "wisdom" from Paris Hilton('s ghostwriter). A book of "wisdom" from farking Paris Hilton.

And you just know it's going to sell more than 0 copies. Much more. I predict it will place somewhere on the best seller's list.

Can't we get a law passed to have her raped to death by a family of gorillas? Hey, Reid & Pelosi - you do that and I promise you I'll vote a straight D ticket for the rest of my life.

GSD4Ever		2009-09-11 12:45:43 PM

They all had a dog at one time or another?

Pinner		2009-09-11 12:49:08 PM

They've all been shiat on?

tabula_rasta		2009-09-11 12:55:04 PM

They all changes the world profoundly? No, that's not it... Obama hasn't had enough time to do that.

Primum: Shouldn't that be dress "cutely"?

Paris thinks different.

CrankMyBlueSax		2009-09-11 01:00:15 PM

Epossumondas: Did they all have a wonky eye?

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Fano		2009-09-11 01:07:48 PM

They all are vagatarians?

iron_city_ap		2009-09-11 01:08:45 PM

They all have the ability to drop abnormally massive turds?

Hydra		2009-09-11 01:10:52 PM

This thread is awesome. People are looking over at me in class and wondering what the he'll I'm giggling about (well, the ones who aren't asleep, anyway).

Please keep it coming; I'll slip into a coma if I don't.

vort3xxx		2009-09-11 01:24:39 PM

iron_city_ap: They all have the ability to drop abnormally massive turds?

Pics (at least of Hilton), or it didn't happen.

Blowmonkey		2009-09-11 01:29:22 PM

vort3xxx: Pics (at least of Hilton), or it didn't happen.

i29.tinypic.com

bob_ross		2009-09-11 01:35:55 PM

Teh Herp?

stuhayes2010		2009-09-11 01:50:26 PM

Well, I have to say that is a pretty good quote from Paris.

JohnnyCanuck		2009-09-11 01:54:30 PM

Blowmonkey: vort3xxx: Pics (at least of Hilton), or it didn't happen.

Wow....that must be at least 100 couric.

Commander Lysdexic		2009-09-11 02:32:57 PM

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Smeggy Smurf		2009-09-11 02:42:33 PM

They all like rape?

ranak		2009-09-11 02:47:32 PM

How the hell can Paris spin "Crabs are itchy" into an entire book?

/DNRTFA

Pxtl		2009-09-11 02:57:17 PM

They're all bipedal hominids. What do I win?

Zombie Eater		2009-09-11 03:03:30 PM

Useless coont.

IQ7ZuuIU		2009-09-11 03:06:34 PM

They are all key pieces of the puzzle that will eventually be responsible for the end of civilization as we know it?

braedan		2009-09-11 03:12:09 PM

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Dammit smitty you broke Commander Lysdexic

Some Texan		2009-09-11 03:25:29 PM

France.

Some Texan		2009-09-11 03:26:44 PM

Hitler invaded it. Paris is named after a city there. Einstein lived there for a while. Obama wants America to be it.

radioman_		2009-09-11 03:27:40 PM

Hitler invaded it. Paris is named after a city there. Einstein lived there for a while. Obama wants America to be it.

FTW.

ThurmanMerman		2009-09-11 03:34:28 PM

Some Texan

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bigjerm		2009-09-11 04:02:15 PM

you have to stop masturbating, albert. it makes you too lazy.

Robobuu		2009-09-11 04:02:46 PM

Wow, my problem is not that she has a quotation in the book but that the one chosen has been said (albeit in different forms) so many times before her. Here's a list of similar shiat. Seriously, what the fark?

LewDux		2009-09-11 04:18:15 PM

Commander Lysdexic: Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton

"Let it be, let it be"?

LewDux		2009-09-11 04:27:14 PM

TFA: What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guesshiatler stole Poland and Belgium, Einstein stole theory and recipe, Paris Hilton stole from UB45

LewDux		2009-09-11 04:48:22 PM

TFA: What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guess

(stupid filters)
Hitler stole Poland and Belgium, Einstein stole theory and recipe, Paris Hilton stole from UB45

Hand Banana		2009-09-11 05:18:50 PM

There has to be a mistake, the tags were mixed up. This is actually from the Onion isn't it?

Cyborg77		2009-09-11 06:57:34 PM

Kyndig: Headline: Paris Hilton's Wisdom Immortalized In Book Of Quotes

Paris Hilton's Wisdom? That's gotta be the shortest book of all time.

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wildsnowllama		2009-09-11 07:08:30 PM

Have a copy, already ate the cookie part...

thewrongtree		2009-09-11 08:10:14 PM

I lost interest in taking a shot at Paris Hilton when TFA reminded me that Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's. Sad now.

JewZeppy		2009-09-12 12:04:52 AM

"Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in."

Unless, of course, everyone is following that advice.

syrynxx		2009-09-12 07:36:30 AM

JewZeppy: "Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in."

I misread that as "Dress cute wherever you go; I have incurable herpes."

PC LOAD LETTER		2009-09-12 10:56:00 AM

They were all Socialists who destroyed America, forcing the right wing to violently overthrow the government, which winds up ACTUALLY destroying America?

Philbigtime		2009-09-12 01:25:03 PM

Calmamity: Each of them has a birthmark in the shape of a pair of cherries on their inner right thigh.

...and this is why voting should have been enabled.

Mister Peejay		2009-09-12 07:50:47 PM

You know who ELSE was in the Oxford Book of Quotes?

/"they were never in my kitchen" and "they were all in a FARK headline" were taken

Third_Uncle_Eno		2009-09-12 09:19:12 PM

NewportBarGuy
Cyberluddite: They've never been in my kitchen?

Do you have an Easy Bake Oven? That's 2 out of 4.

you magnificent evil bastid.
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