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(Reuters)   What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guess   (reuters.com) divider line 96
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2009-09-11 02:56:30 AM
That's hot
 
2009-09-11 03:08:26 AM
They've never been in my kitchen?
 
2009-09-11 03:09:54 AM
Cyberluddite: They've never been in my kitchen?

Do you have an Easy Bake Oven? That's 2 out of 4.
 
2009-09-11 03:22:52 AM
Sex tape?
 
2009-09-11 04:20:18 AM
Ambiguous birth certificates?
 
2009-09-11 04:30:05 AM
Charlie Sheen has written imaginary conversations with all of them?
 
2009-09-11 06:01:43 AM
All four were mentioned in this Fark headline.
 
2009-09-11 06:30:03 AM
They all liked to masturbate with a midget's nose in their bums?
 
2009-09-11 06:38:30 AM
They are all men?
 
2009-09-11 06:40:05 AM
Male Republican leadership secretly wants to perform oral sex on all of them?
 
2009-09-11 06:56:44 AM
Insanity?
 
2009-09-11 09:01:13 AM
Headline: Paris Hilton's Wisdom Immortalized In Book Of Quotes

Paris Hilton's Wisdom? That's gotta be the shortest book of all time.
 
2009-09-11 09:14:59 AM
With the first letters of their names, you can spell HOPE.

And you can make an equation: Paris = HOE.
 
2009-09-11 09:34:11 AM
They all were in Mata Hari's secret plan?
 
2009-09-11 09:44:24 AM
They all have a penis?
 
2009-09-11 10:31:14 AM
They're all human? Wait, the jury's still out on Hilton...

Ummm...they all average three times a day holding a penis? Still too low, and Hitler was a vegetarian so he probably peed a lot...

Yeah, I'm out.
 
2009-09-11 10:33:15 AM
They all have beautiful legs?
 
2009-09-11 10:35:56 AM
Each of them has a birthmark in the shape of a pair of cherries on their inner right thigh.
 
2009-09-11 10:47:39 AM
Everytime someone quotes, prints or even talks about Paris Hilton, jebus takes a kitten, rapes it, half drowns it, revives it, stabs it a few times in non-vital organs, feeds it then stomps on it.

Will this useless turd die already.
 
2009-09-11 10:50:36 AM
People who have never been in my kitchen.

blstb.msn.com

Link (new window)
 
2009-09-11 10:55:11 AM
They all go ass to mouth.

i31.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-11 10:56:28 AM
They're all jews.
 
2009-09-11 10:57:01 AM
The herp
 
2009-09-11 10:57:18 AM
Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton are to be immortalized ... in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations

"So cool that I have a quote in the dictionary," she wrote on her Twitter page.


Par for the course for her, I guess.
 
2009-09-11 11:00:17 AM
My god. I had no idea that Einstein was a brutal dictator.
 
2009-09-11 11:02:30 AM
"Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in."

is in the same book with quotes like:

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself!"

Yeah... OK
 
2009-09-11 11:04:18 AM
Shouldn't that be dress "cutely"?
 
2009-09-11 11:05:12 AM
What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guess

Uh,....none of them were born in Hawaii?
 
2009-09-11 11:10:57 AM
TheBlackFlag: What do Hitler, Einstein, Obama, and Paris Hilton have in common? Go on, guess

Uh,....none of them were born in Hawaii?


Obama was born in Australia, just like Hitler.
 
2009-09-11 11:13:36 AM
FTFA
"Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in."

Shouldn't it be "Dress cutely...." as "dress" in this case is a verb and not a noun.

My adverbs. Let me show you them.

For farks sake, when did ignorance become so damn cool?

/off my damn lawn
 
2009-09-11 11:19:35 AM
I think Paris' quote is delightful. I really like it.
 
2009-09-11 11:21:00 AM
Oh come on! The other three, maybe, but there's no way you're going to convince me that Paris Hilton is a sekrit Kenyan Muslim.
 
2009-09-11 11:25:02 AM
And to think, this is the most damaging one listed...

- from author Fay Weldon: "Guilt is to motherhood as grapes are to wine."

I would rather someone tell me to 'dress cute' as opposed to the necessity of using guilt as a tool.
 
2009-09-11 11:25:05 AM
They all had sex with Nick Carter?
 
2009-09-11 11:28:02 AM
I'd say they're all mammals, but two of them are clearly slime.
 
2009-09-11 11:28:38 AM
They're all going to have quotes in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations?
 
2009-09-11 11:29:14 AM
One ball?
 
2009-09-11 11:30:16 AM
biobot: They all liked to masturbate with a midget's nose in their bums?

That's hot.
 
2009-09-11 11:33:46 AM
They all have a home-made sex video?
 
2009-09-11 11:34:09 AM
Must be a pop-up book
 
2009-09-11 11:35:54 AM
Boyd Schidt: They're all going to have quotes in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations?

You read the article! NERD!!! *points and laughs*
 
2009-09-11 11:39:33 AM
I must remember to use embuggerance more often.
 
2009-09-11 11:39:49 AM
Hitler had a book of quotes?
 
2009-09-11 11:42:21 AM
Paris Hilton being placed in the same level as Einstein, JFK, and Dr. King. That's it! I'm out; I hate this world and everything about it. I'm going home to kill myself!!
 
2009-09-11 11:43:39 AM
What Obama lie did they use?
 
2009-09-11 11:47:14 AM
Cyberluddite: They've never been in my kitchen?

lmao!
Good ole Cliffy.
 
2009-09-11 11:47:41 AM
Kyndig: Headline: Paris Hilton's Wisdom Immortalized In Book Of Quotes

Paris Hilton's Wisdom? That's gotta be the shortest book of all time.


i would imagine it could be published as a 3 page fold out pamphlet, with a large glossy photo of her on each page, and a large center fold style photo in the pamphlet with maybe a total of 100 words available.
 
2009-09-11 11:48:05 AM
"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
 
2009-09-11 11:49:04 AM
3TJF
Paris Hilton being placed in the same level as Einstein, JFK, and Dr. King. That's it! I'm out; I hate this world and everything about it. I'm going home to kill myself!!

Can I have your stuff?
 
2009-09-11 11:50:21 AM
3TJF: Paris Hilton being placed in the same level as Einstein, JFK, and Dr. King. That's it! I'm out; I hate this world and everything about it. I'm going home to kill myself!!

that's wasting a bullet on the wrong meatbag

take out the airhead and perform a service to humanity
 
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